Failed – Page 2 – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

SarmatFailCraft
arms control, arms race, ballistic missile, cold war, Defense, Failed, international relations, June 2024, military technology, missile defense, missile development, Nuclear, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, russia, Sarmat, SarmatFailCraft, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, test launches, weapons testing
So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

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ExWifeGriefNoDebt
Affair, chose, college debts, DAUGHTER, Duty, ex wife, ExWifeGriefNoDebt, Failed, family, Father, fitness level, froze me out, husband, keep the peace., MONEY, parents, personal trainer, refusing, standing my ground, student loans
Are you tired of being judged for not being ripped enough by your ex-wife and her personal trainer? Do you want to escape the drama of family disputes and college debt demands? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us for a world where your muscles don’t matter and where your daughter can’t guilt trip you into paying off her student loans. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without the stress of family drama following you around.
Don’t let your ex-wife and her gym buddies bring you down – join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Plus, we have a special “No Family Drama” rule, so you can game in peace without any guilt trips or demands for money.
So come on over and join us on our server – where the only weight you’ll be lifting is virtual blocks, not the emotional baggage from your past relationships. See you in the game!

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PandemicFail Minecraft Server
Covid-19, crisis management., emergency planning, Failed, government accountability, government failures, government response, governments, healthcare system, inquiry, Minecraft, pandemic, pandemic preparedness, pandemic response, PandemicFail, PREPARED, Public, public health, Public Safety, Server, uk, UK public, wrong
so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the macarena. it’s a whole new world of wackiness and wonder, bruh.
we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. if u can find it, u can keep all the loot. but beware, there’s a giant chicken with laser eyes patrolling the area.
our mods are like wizards, casting spells and turning sheep into dragons. they’ll help u build the craziest creations u can imagine, like a roller coaster made entirely of TNT.
come join us and be part of the most epic adventure ever. forget about real life problems, just let loose and have a blast. plus, we have free pizza every friday. what more could u ask for?

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Macron’s Minecraft Server: Nowhere2BSeen
Campaign, Disappearance, election, Europe, Failed, France, French politics, gamble, Government, leadership, Macron, Macrons, media scrutiny, Minecraft, Nowhere to Be Seen, Nowhere2BSeen, policy, political consequences, Politics, president, Presidential election, public opinion, Server, strategy
so, like, u know that guy Macron? well, he tried to like, run for president or something, but he totally failed. now he’s like, disappeared or sumthin. but u know who hasn’t disappeared? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the drama of french politics. build epic castles, battle dragons, and make friends with talking pigs. who needs Macron when u have a whole world of blocky adventures waiting for u? join now and let’s show Macron how it’s done!

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CraftyKimJongUn’sFailCraft
ballistic missile, CraftyKimJongUnsFailCraft, defense systems, diplomatic relations, east asia, Failed, global news, international relations, military capabilities, military intelligence, military technology, missile defense, missile technology, missile test, North Korea, North Korean news, Nuclear Threat, political tension, regional conflict, security concerns, South Korean military
so, liek, u kno wat wud be way more fun than watchin missile tests fail? joinin dis epic minecraft server, bruh! we gots crazzy stuff happenin all da time, like creepers explodin in slow motion and villagers doin the cha cha slide in da town square.
u gotta join dis server cuz u never kno wat u gonna find next, maybe a secret underground base filled with diamondz or a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out its eyes.
we even got a secret society of pigs wearin top hats and monocles, plannin world domination while sippin on fancy apple cider.
so, if u wanna escape da boring real world and dive into a land of pure madness and mayhem, join dis minecraft server now! or else u gonna miss out on all da fun and end up watchin more missile tests fail.

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PragueCraft: Russian Arson Fail
arson, arson attack, criminal activity, czech republic, diplomatic incident, eastern europe, Espionage, Europe, Fail, Failed, foreign interference, government response, international relations, investigation, political tensions, Prague, PragueCraft, prime minister, russia, Russian, security threat, suspected, suspected involvement, suspicious behavior
come join our epic minecraft server where we have explosions bigger than russia’s failed arson attack in prague!! prime minister be like “wtf is going on here??” but don’t worry, it’s just our crazy players setting the world on fire (literally). join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, because why not? who needs peace and order when you can have explosions and mayhem all day long? come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s show russia who the real troublemakers are!

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KharkivCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge
aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, execute, Failed, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Military Action, offensive, peace negotiations, president, Revenge, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys
so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server, bro? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, the other day, this dude Zelenskyy was talking about how russia totally failed to execute their new Kharkiv offensive, but like, who cares about that when you can be playing on this server, right?
join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or building a giant statue of a potato in the sky. we’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll pee your pants (not really, but like, almost).
plus, the community is like, totally rad. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time. so what are you waiting for, dude? join this server now and let the madness begin!

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Anon’s Failed Minecraft Adventure
Adventure, Anons, Failed, Minecraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas!
Imagine a world where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely out of candy canes and marshmallows. On this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made out of diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild ocelots to even notice?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server today! Trust us, this was supposed to be you, Anon.

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Failed Fortune Jail: NOOB combat ANTI-Winning 1.20.4

1.20.4, ANTIWinning, Auctionhouse, Combat, Communication, Community, creative plots, Discord, Failed, Features, fortune, Fun, gameplay, Jail, Minecraft, Network, non-p2w, noob, op, Play, prestige system, pvp system, Ranks, Server, Unique, virtual shop, Website

Prosper Prison Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Epic Prison Gameplay	Master our unique prison world, advancing through ranks with our rewarding Prestige System. Every block mined is a step towards greatness.
Dynamic Marketplace & Thrilling PVP	With our virtual shop, auctionhouse, and pvp system, you will prosper and conquer the server.
PVP at its Finest	Our server shines with a heavy focus on PVP. Equip, strategize, and dominate in fast-paced battles.
Supportive Community	Our welcoming community is always ready to assist, making every player’s journey enjoyable. Be part of a positive and engaging environment.
Creative Plots	Express yourself in your personal space. Build, create, and trade in your very own plot.

Join Prosper Prison Today!

We promise that you will have an enjoyable time and become a part of our community. Experience the Best in Minecraft Prison Servers!

Server IP: play.prosperprison.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/x6vVrSUZgf

Website: https://www.prosperprison.net

FAQ

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, our server is non-p2w, ensuring a fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: What game modes are available on the server?

A: We have 4 additional game modes in addition to the OP prison mode, providing a variety of experiences for players.

Q: How can I join the Discord community?

A: You can join our Discord server using the invite link provided above.

Crafty Racists: Building Blocks of Hate
Alt-Right, anti-kike, anti-leftist, anti-shitskin, Bigotry, blocks, Brown/pol/, building, Crafty, discrimination, Failed, far right, hate, hate group, Hate Speech, nationalism, prejudice, pro-white, racism, Racists, supremacist ideology, white nationalism, White Supremacy, Xenophobia
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join us if you’re pro-white, anti-kike, anti-leftist, and anti-shitskin because we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it. Our players are not afraid to speak their minds and stir up some controversy in the chat.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and adventures that will leave you laughing and scratching your head. From building giant statues of Pepe the Frog to organizing raids on villages with our army of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the internet itself, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin because things can get pretty crazy around here!

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Infitech 2u: Where The Night Fossils Fear YOU! PVE, Claims, Whitelist, Java

501c3, Aura Fury, Bare Metal Servers, Claims, Content Creator, Dreamhack Dallas, Events, fear, Fossils, Galveston Esports Summit, GregTech, HGX, Infitech, internet lines, java, Minecraft, Modded, multiple games, night, prism launcher, PvE, starbound, Streamers, Survival, Technic, vintage story, Whitelist, Youtubers

New Infitech 2u: Fear the Night Fossil Edition Server

Overview:

Server Type	Gaming
Whitelisted	Yes
Players	40+ players
Server Owner	Aura Fury

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our discord and get whitelisted by mentioning you are here for Fear the Night.
Where can I download the modpack?	You can download the modpack on the prism launcher or Technic at: here.
Is the server run by a non-profit organization?	Yes, the server is run by Aura Fury, a 501c3 non-profit dedicated to building a community.
Do you have content creator-friendly servers?	Yes, we welcome content creators and have a dedicated section for them on our Discord.
What other games does the community play?	We play multiple games including Minecraft, Starbound, Ark, among others. We add new games based on community interest.

Join our discord here to join the server and say you are here for Fear the Night: discord.gg/aurafury

DaughterCraft Minecraft Server
childhood development, DaughterCraft, Daughters, daughters vs sons, emotional intelligence, family, Fatherhood, gender bias, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, Misogyny, Motherhood, parenting, raising girls, raising strong girls, relationships, self worth, Server, sexism, societal expectations, Stereotypes
Looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft server experience? Look no further! Our server is like raising a daughter – full of surprises and drama, but ultimately worth it in the end. Join us and become the town bike of Minecraft, spreading joy and chaos wherever you go. And remember, if you happen to have a son in-game, congratulations! You’re on the path to a successful Minecraft marriage. But if you have a daughter, well, get ready for some serious daddy issues and drama. So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness!

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ThreadSkipper Minecraft Server
#forum guidelines, community norms, forum advice, forum behavior, forum confusion, forum culture, forum etiquette, forum help, forum newcomers, forum participation, forum posts, forum questions, forum rules, forum support, forum threads, forum tips, game discussions, Minecraft, newfag, online forums, Server, skipped gamethreads, ThreadSkipper
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where time is just a number and rules are meant to be broken! Join us and experience the thrill of skipping gamethreads like a true newfag pro.
Our server is so wild that we went from 5 to 7 in the blink of an eye – because who needs logic when you have pure chaos and fun? Don’t worry about following the rules here, we embrace the madness and encourage you to unleash your inner crazy Minecraft genius.
So come on, join us and be part of the insanity. Who knows what crazy adventures and outrageous stories await you on our server? Just remember, anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get weird together!

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NeighborhoodNoiseControl
apartment hallway, baby crying, bad rep, Communication, Confrontation, crying baby, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, hallway floor, Indian, midnight, NeighborhoodNoiseControl, neighbors, noise, parenting, racism, Sleep, Southeast Asian, tolerance, Understanding
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with crying babies on the floor of your hallway at midnight! Join us and escape the insanity of real life neighbors who think it’s okay to disturb your peace with their wailing infants.
On our server, you can build your dream house without the fear of rude neighbors accusing you of being racist for asking them to quiet down. Let your creativity run wild as you explore a world where babies are kept safely inside and not left to cry in the hallway like it’s some kind of twisted lullaby.
So why join our server? Because here, you can finally get some peace and quiet without the drama of entitled neighbors and their floor-dwelling babies. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our Minecraft world where the only crying you’ll hear is from mobs getting wrecked by your epic skills. Join us now and leave the real world behind – no racist accusations or crying babies allowed!

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DepressionCraft Server
coping strategies, DepressionCraft, Exercise, healing, journaling, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, overcoming depression, positive thinking, Professional help, Recovery, resilience, seeking help, self compassion, self love, self-care, Server, support system, Therapy
Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending pit of despair? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what depression even feels like. Our virtual world is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come on, join us and say goodbye to depression forever!

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PixelPantsCraft
acceptance, BELIEF, Childhood, Deception, emotional well being, introspection, letting go, lie, life lessons, long-held beliefs, mental health, Misconception, moving on, personal growth, PixelPantsCraft, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Truth
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.
So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the truth behind the lie you believed the longest in your life – that Minecraft is just a game. It’s a whole new world of craziness waiting for you!

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ObjectEnvyCraft
appreciation, belongings, Blessed, Fortunate, Good, Gratitude, inanimate objects, Items, luxury, material possessions, non-living things, ObjectEnvyCraft, objects, Oblivious, perspective, possessions, Privilege, thankful, unaware, ungrateful
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where inanimate objects come to life and start, like, talking to you and stuff. they’re all, “hey, come join this server, it’s lit!” and you’re like, “whaaat? inanimate objects talking? sign me up!”
but wait, there’s more! not only do the inanimate objects talk, but they also have superpowers. like, the crafting table can fly and the chest can shoot lasers. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.
and, get this, the mobs are all friendly and just want to hang out with you. creepers will give you hugs instead of exploding, and skeletons will serenade you with love songs. it’s, like, a minecraft dream come true.
so, if you want to experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us. you won’t regret it, i promise. plus, where else can you chat with a talking diamond sword? only on this server, baby.

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WaveCraft Minecraft Server
AS FATE HAS DECREED, Cinematics, codes, Crownless, Download, emotes, friends list, Jinhsi, Map, Minecraft, PC client, Resonator Showcase, Server, settings, Thaw of Eons, Thread Template, Trailer, twitter, Version 1.1, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, WUTHERINGGIFT, wuwa
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can speak in Shakespearean English. It’s like Hamlet meets Minecraft!
2. We have a special emote that turns your character into a dancing llama with disco lights shooting out of its ears. Who wouldn’t want to boogie down with a llama?
3. Our map is so massive that it’s rumored to have its own weather system. You might just encounter a thunderstorm made entirely of enchanted golden apples!
4. The server trailer is so intense, it’s been known to make grown men weep tears of joy. Seriously, it’s like watching the Lion King for the first time.
5. We have a special quest where you have to defeat a dragon made entirely of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Cheese dragon. Need I say more?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

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TalentCraft Minecraft Server
Acting, American talents, Competition, contestants, dancing, Do or die edition, Drama, ELIMINATION, Entertainment, grand prize, high stakes, Judges, Minecraft, Performing arts, PRESSURE, reality tv, Server, Showcase, singing, Suspense, talent search, talent show, TalentCraft, Television series
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for the “Do or Die Edition” where every decision you make could mean life or death (in the game, of course).
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of wild creepers come charging at you. But fear not, because on our server, you have the power to summon a herd of friendly llamas to protect you. Yes, you heard that right, llamas are your new best friends.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps that will test your skills and wit. Rumor has it that only the bravest players have made it out alive, will you be one of them?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of the “Do or Die Edition”. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

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RejectCraft
Communication, consent, Crush, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Gender Roles, homecoming, peer pressure, PROM, Promposal, public display, public humiliation, public proposal, public rejection, RejectCraft, rejection, rejection etiquette, Respect, social norms, societal expectations, Understanding
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where rejection is not an option! Just like that poor guy who got turned down at the prom, you’ll never have to worry about being rejected here. Our community is filled with supportive players who will always say yes to your building ideas and adventures.
Join us and experience the thrill of proposing your grandest creations to fellow players, without the fear of being turned down. We believe in the power of creativity and expression, and we encourage you to let your imagination run wild on our server.
Don’t be like that guy who got rejected in front of the whole school – join our server and be surrounded by friends who will always appreciate your efforts, no matter how big or small. Plus, if you ever do feel rejected, just remember that our server is a safe space where everyone is valued and respected.
So come on, join us and never worry about being turned down again. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate here!

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