Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!

BoomerCraft: No Memes Allowed

Allowed, BoomerCraft, Communication, complex ideas, cultural references, digital divide, digital literacy, generational gap, humor, intergenerational communication, internet culture, language barrier, Meme culture, memes, old people, online communication, shorthand, Slang, social media, Technology, Understanding, young people

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Potions Brewed:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8898
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

join our epic minecraft server where old people who don’t know memes are banished to a land where they can only communicate through carrier pigeons! young people who use memes as shorthand for complex ideas will thrive in our meme-filled world, where the currency is rare pepe’s and the national anthem is the troll face song. come join us and be part of the dankest community in all of minecraft!

FastingCraft: Brain Boost & Bacon

Alzheimer’s biomarkers, Alzheimer’s disease, bacon, Boost, Brain, brain function, cognitive function, cognitive improvements, diet, FastingCraft, health, insulin resistance, Insulin sensitivity, intermittent fasting, intermittent fasting benefits, metabolic health, metabolic syndrome, obesity, obesity management, older adults, research, Results, study, USDA-approved healthy diet

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	2

join dis minecraft server if u wanna level up ur brain like a boss! we did a study with 40 old peeps who were chubby and had sugar problems, and guess what? intermittent fasting and a fancy diet made by the USDA made their brains work better! IF was like the MVP, making their brains even more epic. and get this, their chances of getting Alzheimer’s didn’t even budge! so come join us and get ur brain gains on, cuz who needs a gym when u got minecraft?

Unbreakable friendships in Cobbleton Forever, where adventures are as rare as diamonds!

+18, Adventures, Backpacks, Bluemap, ChatBubbles, Client-Side Modpack, Cobbleton, collaboration, Community oriented, cooperation, diamonds, Fortnite style pinging, friendly-atmosphere, FRIENDSHIPS, Graylist, Portal Scrolls, Positive, pouches, proximity voice chat, quality of life changes, rare, smp, Unbreakable, Vane, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	45
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Minecraft Server: Cobbleton

Launched on 06/14/2024

A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch.

Quick Info

IP	play.cobbleton.com
Apply	https://cobbleton.com/apply

Links

Website: https://cobbleton.com
Map: https://map.cobbleton.com
Wiki: https://wiki.cobbleton.com
Discord: https://cobbleton.com/discord
Rules: https://cobbleton.com/rules
Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/cobbleton-forever-modpack

About Us

Cobbleton is a community-oriented server where cooperation and collaboration are strongly encouraged. We aim for a positive and friendly atmosphere where players can enjoy building close to others without the need to worry about destruction. Our goal is to deliver the Minecraft experience you know, supplemented with extra elements such as pouches, backpacks, portal scrolls, proximity voice chat, and more.

Join Today

If you like what you’re hearing, join us at play.cobbleton.com to start your Cobbleton journey!

FAQ

Q: What is graylist?

A: Graylist is a system where players can access and explore the server before being officially accepted with full permissions. Players must apply to be whitelisted and gain full access.

Q: How can I apply for full access?

A: You can apply for full access by visiting https://cobbleton.com/apply and filling out the application form.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, Cobbleton does not have pay-to-win mechanics. The server focuses on quality gameplay and a fair experience for all players.

Q: Are there any unique features on the server?

A: Yes, Cobbleton offers unique features such as pouches, backpacks, portal scrolls, proximity voice chat, Fortnite style pinging, and many quality of life changes to enhance the gameplay experience.

DreamCraft Minecraft Server

AMBITION, America, American dream, aspiration, desire, dream, dream come true, Dream destination, DreamCraft, future plans, Goal, goal-setting, immigration, Life, long term goal, Minecraft, Move, personal goal, pursuit of happiness, Relocation, Server, united states, wish

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	1727
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest dreams! Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own virtual America!

Imagine roaming the pixelated streets of New York City, mining for diamonds in the Grand Canyon, or even battling creepers in the White House! Our server offers endless possibilities for you to explore and conquer.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the server that leads to a magical land where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make your dream of moving to America a reality…well, sort of.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

AI algorithms, AI censorship, AI development, AI ethics, AI Innovation, AI limitations, AI programming, Artificial Intelligence, bad gf experience, censored, Chatbots, corp AIs, Dude GPT, free AI, machine learning, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, pi, PixelPals, Server, Technology, text to speech, virtual assistants

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mines Excavated:	4668
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Are you tired of boring old AI like GPT and Pi? Looking for a server that will give you the ultimate girlfriend experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our AI is so advanced, it will make you forget all about those other AIs. Plus, we have no text-to-speech, because who needs that when you have our amazing AI? Join now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments!

LootCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, art program, baby, Boyfriend, college, Commute, dorm, family, financial support, graduation trip, husband, independent, living situation, loan, Lootcraft, Minecraft, package, rent free, safety net, salary, savings, Server, sister, stay at home mom, tuition, University, Utilities, wellness

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Votes:	2420
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a stay-at-home mom who unknowingly funded her sister’s secret apartment for a whole school year!

Imagine the chaos of finding out your sister has been living with her boyfriend while you’ve been paying for her luxurious apartment. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Will you choose to cut off your sister financially and watch the drama unfold? Or will you take on her friend as a renter and navigate through the family feud?

With free utilities (even wifi!) and unexpected plot twists around every corner, this server is sure to keep you on your toes. Join now and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable financial decisions!

GroceryGriefCraft

accounting purposes, Communication, cottage rental, financial etiquette, financial fairness, food waste, Generosity, groceries, GroceryGriefCraft, group dynamics, group trips, leftovers, refusing to pay, shared expenses, split costs, trip with friends, unexpected bills, unexpected charges, unexpected costs, unexpected expenses

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	93
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a group of friends went on a weekend trip to a cottage. They bought way too much food and left most of it behind. Now, the organizer of the trip wants everyone to pay for the leftovers they took home separately. Can you believe that? It’s like a real-life Minecraft drama unfolding right before your eyes!

But wait, there’s more! One of the friends accidentally broke the host’s blender and offered to pay for it. Another friend insisted they split the cost. And on top of that, someone bought everyone drinks one night. It’s like a Minecraft soap opera with twists and turns at every corner.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected alliances, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a hilarious journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few diamond swords along the way.

AllNighterMC Server

“Youth, all nighter, AllNighterMC, Caffeine, college, Commitment, DEADLINE, determination, exhaustion, Experience, high school, late night, Memories, productivity, Server, sleep deprivation, sleepless nights, stress, studying, tiredness, work, young

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Picture this: you’re a Minecraft newbie, just starting out on a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma wanna join in on the fun. We’re talking about a server where the creepers dance to disco music, the zombies wear top hats, and the pigs ride around on flying carpets.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you pull an all-nighter on this server, you’ll be granted the power to shoot diamonds out of your fingertips. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From your fingertips.

So, how old were you when you pulled your first all-nighter? Was it to harness the power of diamond fingers? Or maybe you were just too busy building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back. Whatever the reason, this server is calling your name. Join us and let the madness begin!

DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

Adventure, amazing dream, BIZARRE, dream analysis, dream experience, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream realm, dream symbolism, DreamCraft, fantastical, lucid dreaming, Metaphysical, Mind Blowing, OTHERWORLDLY, outlandish, strange, subconscious, surreal, Ultimate, unforgettable, weird dream

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Void Armor Forged:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Divine Spears Created:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ores Mined:	5016
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams become reality (kind of)!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay enchanted eggs that can grant you unimaginable powers. Will you be the one to find and befriend this majestic beast?

So if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!

EggcellentMcBreakfast

Australia, breakfast hours, breakfast menu, concerns, dining options, egg shortage, egg supply, EggcellentMcBreakfast, fast food, food service, food shortage, limited availability, limited menu, McDonalds, meal options, morning hours, morning routine, morning rush, Restaurant (Industry), restrictions, supply chain

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magic Items Found:	8889
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	1979	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

lol imagine if u were just tryna get ur mcmuffin fix and mcdonald’s was like nah fam u can’t have brekkie right now cuz we ran outta eggs lmao. but don’t worry, u can join our epic minecraft server instead where we never run outta eggs cuz we got chickens for days, like seriously our chicken farm is lit af. plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with all the mcmuffins u could ever want, so come join us and never worry about breakfast again. also, our server has a rollercoaster made entirely out of mcmuffins, so yeah, u definitely wanna be a part of this madness.

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