Failed State MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

> Will lose 300 million people in the next… Minecraft SMP

global crisis, government debt, tens of trillions in debt, tech sector, economic collapse

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is falling apart? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the impending doom of losing 300 million people in the next 20 years! Our economy may be dead, but our virtual real estate market is booming! Plus, who needs a tech sector when you can build redstone contraptions all day long? Don’t let Trump cuck you again, come join us in our failed state by 2030 and let’s build a better future together…or at least have a good laugh before it all goes to hell!

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Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

developing countries, political instability, Crafty, civil war, shitholes

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

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RedstoneRiot Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Ex-SDF, Politics, dies, death

Join our epic Minecraft server and avoid the fate of this poor SDF member who thought he could take on the Russian forces in Ukraine! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about real life drama and get lost in a world of blocky adventures and epic battles. Plus, we have a secret stash of enchanted diamonds hidden in the depths of the Nether – only the bravest players can find them! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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CraftyDefenceEU

intelligence, Protection, Threats, Cyber Security, Infrastructure

lol, u know what’s more fun than gaping holes in defences? our minecraft server, where u can build ur own defences and protect ur land from creepers and zombies and all that jazz. join us for a wild ride of crafting, exploring, and maybe even finding some hidden treasure (jk, there’s no treasure, but it sounded cool). plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamond swords and enchanted armor, so u better join before someone else raids it. come on, what are u waiting for? NATO can handle their own holes, but can u handle the challenge of our server? join now and let the madness begin!

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ChoreCraft: Karate Kid Edition

Coming of Age, discipline, friendship, Mr. Miyagi, Edition

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly you see this server and you’re like, “Whoa, what’s this all about?” Well, let me tell ya, this server is like the Karate Kid of Minecraft servers.

You know how the Karate Kid had to do all those crazy chores for Mr. Miyagi? Well, on this server, you gotta do all these wacky tasks for the admins. But get this, the admins are actually ancient Minecraft masters who will teach you secret techniques to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

I’m talkin’ karate-choppin’ creepers, roundhouse kickin’ zombies, and judo-flippin’ skeletons. Plus, rumor has it that if you complete all the tasks, you’ll unlock the legendary Diamond Fist of Fury, which lets you punch through bedrock like it’s butter.

So, if you wanna become a Minecraft ninja and learn from the best, join this server now! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got the power of karate on your side?

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FlyFrenzyMC – Reduce, Reuse, Fly!

waste management, bioengineering, planet-warming methane, methane emissions, innovative technology

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? Australian scientists be out here playin’ God and shiz, genetically engineerin’ flies to eat all our trash. Like, these flies be eatin’ up all the garbage, helpin’ save the planet from global warmin’ and stuff. And get this, they even eatin’ up that stank methane that comes from organic waste breakin’ down. It’s like a fly buffet up in here, fam. Join our Minecraft server and be part of the fly revolution, where we build a world where flies rule and trash drools. It’s gonna be lit, trust.

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Therg Craft

PvP, Prizes, Experience, in game, Community

Welcome to Therg Craft, a dynamic Minecraft server offering a variety of exciting game modes including Survival, PvP, and BedWars. Join us for regular in-game events where you can showcase your skills and even win real money prizes. Our vibrant community and diverse activities ensure there’s always something thrilling to experience. Dive into Therg Craft and start your adventure today!

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LmaoCraft Minecraft Server

Ridiculous, viral, Absurdity, prank, hilarious

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Lmao Who did this?

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AquaFlip SMP – Dive into the Fun!

AquaFlip, HMMMMMM, Fun, suspiciously low, anti posts

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underwater flipland that only the bravest adventurers can discover! Our server is filled with hilarious shitposting and we have a strict anti-post policy because we believe in quality memes only.

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the flipland under the water and participate in epic battles against the evil anti-posters who are trying to sabotage our fun. Who knows, you might even find the legendary meme sword that can banish all bad vibes from the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world and let the laughter and chaos ensue!

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StepSisShowdown

emotional intelligence, Communication, sibling dynamics, SELF AWARENESS, inconsiderate

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for the most outrageous reasons you’ve ever heard:

– Tired of being treated like a pack mule in real life? Join our server and let your creativity run wild without having to cater to anyone’s demands!

– Need a break from princess types like Clara? Build your own castle in our server and rule over your own kingdom without anyone bossing you around!

– Want to test your partner’s patience without causing real-life drama? Join us and pull off insane experiments like the one in the story above, but with virtual blocks instead of real fruit!

– Feeling misunderstood and unappreciated? Come join our community of gamers who understand the struggle of dealing with inconsiderate people and can offer support and advice (or just a good laugh)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun and craziness begin!

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