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FlopCraft SMP: The Next Big Flop
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OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server that’s like, totally gonna be the next big thing? It’s like, so epic, you won’t even believe it! Like, the spawn area is made entirely out of diamond blocks and there’s a secret underground base where you can find a chest full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle.
But wait, there’s more! The main currency on the server is actually chocolate chip cookies, and you can trade them for rare items like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. And every full moon, a giant dragon spawns in the sky and drops a bunch of loot for everyone to fight over. It’s like Hunger Games meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory meets Game of Thrones.
So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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New Server IP
Groundhog Love Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines? Well, look no further because our server is like a summer break groundhog premise with a twist of romance! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of lovestruck villagers start following you around, showering you with gifts and compliments. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a herd of flying pigs swoops in and declares their undying love for you too!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unpredictable that even the heroines are dropping like flies before chapter 1 even ends. Who needs a stable storyline when you can have constant plot twists and surprises at every turn? And don’t worry about getting bored with the same old characters – we’re constantly introducing new and outrageous heroes and villains to keep you on your toes.
So why settle for used goods heroines on other servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Come join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT-wielding llamas)!

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New Server IP
CousinClashCraft
$2000-2500 per night, $500 per night, a hole, Argument, call pay, cousin, CousinClashCraft, decision, disagreement, discussion, family, job offers, LEAVING, new job, out of touch, stupid, Surgeon, Upset, Wife, work-related
Are you tired of boring old jobs with crappy pay? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can make $2000-2500 per night of call – and that’s just for playing Minecraft!
Our server is so lucrative, even surgeons are considering quitting their jobs to join us. Just ask our 35-year-old surgeon player who was offered a measly $500 per night of call on another job offer. He was so outraged by the low pay that he got into a heated argument with his cousin over it. But don’t worry, we won’t lowball you like that – join our server and make bank while having a blast!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave those boring jobs behind. Who needs surgery when you can mine for diamonds and get paid like a boss? Join now and start living the high life in the world of Minecraft!

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New Server IP
Lost in Translation Minecraft Server
cross-border artists, cross-cultural music, cultural exchange, diverse artists, foreign language music, foreign music, global musicians, global sounds, international artists, international tunes, language barrier, language diversity, listening experience, Lost, Minecraft, multilingual artists, music appreciation, music discovery, music exploration, musical diversity, non-english music, Server, translation, world music
Do you ever find yourself jamming out to music in a language you don’t understand? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft server where the only language spoken is pure chaos and fun! Our server is like a wild concert where the only artist playing is a mix of Justin Bieber and Mozart, but with a twist – they’re rapping in Klingon! Join us for a musical experience like no other and see if you can decipher the lyrics while building epic structures and battling mobs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

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New Server IP
PixelPoundsOff
PixelPoundsOff
Are you tired of trying to lose weight with boring diets and exercise routines? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer for you! Join us and you’ll be running around so much trying to escape from creepers and zombies that you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our players have reported losing up to 10 pounds in a week just from the sheer adrenaline rush of playing on our server. Plus, our virtual food is so pixelated and low in calories that you’ll never have to worry about overeating again. So come join us and get fit the fun way!

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New Server IP
HackersRUs Minecraft Server
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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Spanish police come busting in and arrest a bunch of pro-Russian hackers! Like, what even is happening in this world, man? But hey, if you wanna join our server, you’ll be safe from all that drama. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking sheep. Yeah, you heard me right. Talking. Sheep. So come on over and join the fun!

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New Server IP
BellaCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks!
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so, like, u know how bella hadid is like, super famous and stuff? well, she did this ad for adidas and then israel was all like, nah fam, we don’t like that. so they dropped her like a hot potato. but like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our EPIC minecraft server instead?! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits out gold bars. so come join the fun and leave all that bella hadid drama behind. u won’t regret it, trust me.

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New Server IP
VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server
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The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
176.9.84.212:26426

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New Server IP
Shaolin
Casual, Discord, Economy, ELYTRA, epic builds, friendly community, HARD, Harder Vanilla Survival, Hardmode, Land claiming, large biomes, Largebiomes, no cheating, No Griefing, No hacking, No Spamming, pvp allowed, Regular Backups, respectful players, shaolin, Small, Smallcommunity, Survival, survival minecraft, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Villager Trade Rebalance
Harder Vanilla Survival. Give yourself a tougher challenge and meet some awesome friends along the way. We’re a small group of people from around the world that like to play survival minecart and have fun together. Join us!
What makes Shaolin unique?– Large Biomes with reduce structure generation in the overworld. (Strongholds, Spawners, Nether, and End remain unchanged)– New 1.21 villager trade rebalance active.– Do what you want. Build Farms, have a store, fight the Ender Dragon, fly with Elytra.
Pop in to say hello and look around. If you like what you see, then go find some land and build a home! The goal is to create a server full of honest friends, epic builds, an economy, and a place of dreams. Come show off your building skills, meet new friendly people, and play some Survival Minecraft. Come to Shaolin!
Don’t forget to join the Discord. As a protection against griefing, the server is backed up regularly.
Rules-Do not Hack, Cheat, Xray, Grief, Spam, Steal, or otherwise annoy us or you will be banned Please be respectful and clean up after yourselfPvP is allowed but only if both players are willing
shaolin.landoscloud.com

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New Server IP
The Land of Stealing Wishes – Not So Vanilla Edition
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WishSteal SMP Server Overview
Server Name WishSteal SMP
Server Type Lifesteal
Joining Requirement Real Account Only
Rules Griefing and stealing allowed; crystal PvP not allowed
Discord Server https://discord.gg/zRvsEdMp
FAQ
Q: When will the server start?
A: The server will start when we reach about 10-15 members.
Q: Are there specific rules I need to follow?
A: Yes, all the rules can be found in the smp-rules channel in the Discord server linked above.
Q: What type of players are you looking for?
A: We are looking for both average players and dedicated players who are willing to commit to the server.

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New Server IP
CraftyPlan Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!
Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings Justin Bieber songs. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have been plotting world domination since the beginning of time?
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a weekly tea party with the Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever experience. Remember, it was the plan the entire time. 😉🐔🚀

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New Server IP
CraftyNazi Minecraft Server
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Join our Minecraft server and help bring Hitler back to life! Every time you mine a diamond, Hitler’s spirit grows stronger. Every time you defeat a zombie, you’re one step closer to the New Golden Age for humanity. And if you build a fortress strong enough, you may just summon Hitler himself to guide you to victory. Join us, brothers, and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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New Server IP

Server Name	WishSteal SMP
Server Type	Lifesteal
Joining Requirement	Real Account Only
Rules	Griefing and stealing allowed; crystal PvP not allowed
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/zRvsEdMp

WishSteal SMP Server Overview

FAQ

Q: When will the server start?

Q: Are there specific rules I need to follow?

Q: What type of players are you looking for?