Failed Promise MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FlopCraft SMP: The Next Big Flop

next big thing, biggest flop, failed hype, FlopCraft, letdown of the century

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server that’s like, totally gonna be the next big thing? It’s like, so epic, you won’t even believe it! Like, the spawn area is made entirely out of diamond blocks and there’s a secret underground base where you can find a chest full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! The main currency on the server is actually chocolate chip cookies, and you can trade them for rare items like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. And every full moon, a giant dragon spawns in the sky and drops a bunch of loot for everyone to fight over. It’s like Hunger Games meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory meets Game of Thrones.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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Groundhog Love Minecraft Server

underdeveloped, Server, Minecraft, lack of chemistry, predictable

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines? Well, look no further because our server is like a summer break groundhog premise with a twist of romance! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of lovestruck villagers start following you around, showering you with gifts and compliments. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a herd of flying pigs swoops in and declares their undying love for you too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unpredictable that even the heroines are dropping like flies before chapter 1 even ends. Who needs a stable storyline when you can have constant plot twists and surprises at every turn? And don’t worry about getting bored with the same old characters – we’re constantly introducing new and outrageous heroes and villains to keep you on your toes.

So why settle for used goods heroines on other servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Come join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT-wielding llamas)!

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Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

vrienden, Minecraft, Starting, NotSoProfessional, officially

Server Name GalaxyVoid

Opening Date October 20th

Opening Time 13:00

Website Galaxyvoid.nl

Brief Overview:

GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

FAQ:

Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

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Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Letter from the Producer LIVE, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Halloween Theme CC., final fantasy xiv, Halloween Musicals

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

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Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Blood, Minecraft, metzitzah b’peh, religious practices, consent issues

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

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DogHouseBanisher

farm dog, family, Vae, mobility assistance, Boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

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BlockyBluesBeGone

BlockyBluesBeGone, positive thinking, depression, mental health, Exercise

Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

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CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

Conflict, CraftyIsraelMC, international relations, Server, Crisis

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

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Putin’s Crash Course Server

Army, russia, Server, Conflict, Putins

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

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Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

ineffective, POVERTY, community impact, Craft, city management

so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

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New Server IP

Server Name	GalaxyVoid
Opening Date	October 20th
Opening Time	13:00
Website	Galaxyvoid.nl

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Brief Overview:

FAQ:

Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?