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BlockyBedBlunders

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will make your jaw drop and your heart race.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “worst sexual experience” storytelling contest. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe even your character)!

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

biden, Bidens, Candidate, Conflict, CREEPERS, Decision making, Die, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, iran, Israel, Lost, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, RFK, Vote, War, young Americans, Zion don

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ores Mined:	5044
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	253
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4507	Secret Passages Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1771	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9140

Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Crops Grown:	2919

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Then come join our server where things are anything but vanilla! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.

So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
New Chunks Explored:	377768	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Votes:	7609	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!

YoshiCraft: Where Yoshis Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8414
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life! Immerse yourself in a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon. Need tech support? Just follow our 5-step guide, which includes being in Japanese locale and sacrificing a diamond to the Minecraft gods.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate visual novel Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated zombie or uncover the mystery of the elusive Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin!

Ubel’s Pixelated Playground: Where Looks Don’t Matter!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	1736	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: Ubel, the infamous Ender Dragon, has had a glow-up like no other. She’s traded in her scales for a fabulous pink glittery coat and now she’s ready to party with all the players on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and of course, lots of loot. But be warned, the dungeons are guarded by a team of evil llamas who are not afraid to spit in your face if you get too close.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become besties with Ubel and get invited to her next glittery dragon tea party!

MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!