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CraftyCrimeGoneWrong

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Buildings Constructed:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind! Join us and become the next infamous villain who almost pulled off the perfect heist, only to be thwarted by a sneeze that alerted the guards.

Embark on epic quests to steal diamonds from unsuspecting players, evade capture by the virtual authorities, and build your own secret lair to hide your ill-gotten gains.

But beware, the server is also home to a group of elite detectives who will stop at nothing to bring you to justice. Can you outsmart them and become the most feared criminal in Minecraft history? Join us and find out!

BlockyChildhoodTrauma Minecraft Server

BlockyChildhoodTrauma, child abuse, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, counseling, emotional scars, Healing Process, inner child healing, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, molestation, overcoming trauma, Recovery, seeking help, self-care, Server, sexual abuse, support system, Therapy, therapy for survivors, therapy sessions, Trauma

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	156
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question your existence? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of monotony! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties in town. Rumor has it that our server was actually created by a group of highly intelligent llamas who were tired of being underestimated in the Minecraft world. So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us! And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves questionable childhood experiences.

TolerantCraft Minecraft Server

control, cultural beliefs, discrimination, double standards, fascism, freedom of expression, Hypocrisy, individual rights, Judging, Minecraft, morality, only God can judge me, Oppression, personal choices, Self-expression, Server, social expectations, societal norms, tattoos, telling people what to do, tolerant, TolerantCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your pixelated tattoos and questionable pixelated relationships on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all forms of pixelated self-expression!

Join us and experience the freedom to build whatever you want without fear of judgment from the “tolerant” players with their “only God can judge me” attitudes. We don’t care if you have a giant pixelated tattoo of a creeper on your back or if you’re in a pixelated relationship with a zombie villager – as long as you’re having fun, we support you!

Don’t let the haters tell you where you can look or breathe in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without fear of being judged or restricted. After all, who needs rules when you have pixelated freedom?

SisWeddingNoPlusOne? NotTodaySis!

attendance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, exclusion, family, family dynamics, Invitation, love, loyalty, NotTodaySis, partner, relationship, Respect, Significant Other, sister, SisWeddingNoPlusOne, Support, VALUES, Wedding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Are you tired of boring weddings where your partner isn’t even invited? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone is welcome, even your virtual significant other!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue and invite all your Minecraft friends to celebrate with you. No need to worry about family drama or hurt feelings, because on our server, love is all that matters!

Don’t be like the OP’s sister and exclude your partner from the festivities. Join our server and show the world that love knows no boundaries, not even in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among our players! So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, even pixelated partners!

PickyPeeve Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, bothersome, DISLIKES, distinct, Frustration, habits, idiosyncrasies, Individual, IRRITATING, Minecraft, one of a kind, particular, peculiar, Personal, pet peeve, PickyPeeve, Preferences, QUIRKS, Server, Specific, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Players Killed by Monsters:	7280
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pet peeve paradise! Join us if you’re a fan of riding pigs while wearing a chicken suit, building houses out of diamond blocks, and battling zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on over and join the wackiest server in town!

CraftyKindness

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Potions Brewed:	39	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret acts of kindness that will blow your mind! We have a secret underground society of players who go around leaving surprise gifts and building secret hideouts for each other. It’s like a real-life Minecraft version of Santa’s workshop, but with more explosions and lava pits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of players who ride around on rainbow-colored unicorns spreading joy and glitter wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a unicorn jousting match on our server.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of secret acts of kindness you’ll discover? It’s like a never-ending treasure hunt of friendship and fun!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

anti-government, Belfast, BombCraft, civil disobedience, community uprising, Conflict, law enforcement, Minecraft, Northern Ireland, paint bombs, petrol bombs, Police, protest, Rebellion, Riots, Server, social unrest, Street violence, Unrest, urban warfare, Vandalism, violence, young people

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Potions Brewed:	72	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Votes:	1292	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where you can throw virtual petrol and paint bombs at virtual police officers in a blocky version of Belfast! with up to 50 players in a group, you can cause chaos and mayhem like never before! build your own virtual riot gear and defend yourself against the virtual attacks! it’s a wild ride of explosions and destruction, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

SewageSpillCraft

england, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, environmental regulation, environmental responsibility, investigation, legal action, pollution control, regulatory compliance, sewage discharge, sewage spills, sewage treatment, SewageSpillCraft, wales, wastewater management, water contamination, water firm, water pollution, water quality, water resources

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so like, imagine this: you log into this epic minecraft server and BAM! you’re surrounded by water everywhere. but not just any water, nooo, this water is magical and sparkly and full of secrets.

you see, every water firm in England and Wales is under investigation over sewage spills, but not on this server! here, the water is clean and pure and perfect for building your underwater palace or starting your own mermaid kingdom.

join this server and be the ruler of the seas, the master of the waves, the sultan of the surf. dive into the depths and discover hidden treasures, mysterious shipwrecks, and maybe even a friendly sea monster or two.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your minecraft life!

CraftyDoers & LazyBuilders

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the dance floor.

we have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, so you can prance around and spread glitter everywhere. our community is full of friendly trolls who will build you a castle out of diamonds and rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you three wishes from a magical chicken. and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted pickaxes.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

ChunkyCraft

ChunkyCraft, fertility, health risks, hormonal imbalance, lifestyle diseases., male infertility, male reproductive health, mens health, obesity, obesity complications, obesity effects, obesity impact, obesity research., overweight, reproductive health, reproductive system, semen quality, sperm count, sperm motility, weight and fertility, weight management

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

MineActors Minecraft Server

Actors, advocacy, artists, compensation, creative work, entertainment industry, equality, fair pay, fair treatment, fair wages, industry standards, labor rights, MineActors, Minecraft, Pay, Respect, Server, talent, Value, Voice actors, voiceover, wages, WORTH..

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where the voice acting is as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server pays voice actors what they’re fucking worth! That’s right, you’ll be greeted with hilarious and immersive voiceovers that will make you feel like you’re living in a wacky cartoon world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help the chickens achieve world domination, or maybe just enjoy some delicious chicken nuggets along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!