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Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

allergic reaction, anaphylactic shock, coping mechanisms, depression, divine intervention, emotional struggle, Failed, FAITH, Gratitude, life-changing event, mental health, Minecraft, Near Death Experience, overcoming obstacles, peanut allergy, personal growth, Recovery, resilience, second chance, self harm, Server, SUICIDE, Survival

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

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Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

Conflict, current events, discussion, extremist group, Failed, failed attack, failed attempt., failed mission, failed operation, failed plan, failed revenge, failed strategy, hezbollah, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, POL, RETALIATION, retaliation attempt, Revenge, smp, Terrorism, violence

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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SarmatFailCraft

arms control, arms race, ballistic missile, cold war, Defense, Failed, international relations, June 2024, military technology, missile defense, missile development, Nuclear, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, russia, Sarmat, SarmatFailCraft, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, test launches, weapons testing

So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

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ExWifeGriefNoDebt

Affair, chose, college debts, DAUGHTER, Duty, ex wife, ExWifeGriefNoDebt, Failed, family, Father, fitness level, froze me out, husband, keep the peace., MONEY, parents, personal trainer, refusing, standing my ground, student loans

Are you tired of being judged for not being ripped enough by your ex-wife and her personal trainer? Do you want to escape the drama of family disputes and college debt demands? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where your muscles don’t matter and where your daughter can’t guilt trip you into paying off her student loans. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without the stress of family drama following you around.

Don’t let your ex-wife and her gym buddies bring you down – join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Plus, we have a special “No Family Drama” rule, so you can game in peace without any guilt trips or demands for money.

So come on over and join us on our server – where the only weight you’ll be lifting is virtual blocks, not the emotional baggage from your past relationships. See you in the game!

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PandemicFail Minecraft Server

Covid-19, crisis management., emergency planning, Failed, government accountability, government failures, government response, governments, healthcare system, inquiry, Minecraft, pandemic, pandemic preparedness, pandemic response, PandemicFail, PREPARED, Public, public health, Public Safety, Server, uk, UK public, wrong

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the macarena. it’s a whole new world of wackiness and wonder, bruh.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. if u can find it, u can keep all the loot. but beware, there’s a giant chicken with laser eyes patrolling the area.

our mods are like wizards, casting spells and turning sheep into dragons. they’ll help u build the craziest creations u can imagine, like a roller coaster made entirely of TNT.

come join us and be part of the most epic adventure ever. forget about real life problems, just let loose and have a blast. plus, we have free pizza every friday. what more could u ask for?

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Macron’s Minecraft Server: Nowhere2BSeen

Campaign, Disappearance, election, Europe, Failed, France, French politics, gamble, Government, leadership, Macron, Macrons, media scrutiny, Minecraft, Nowhere to Be Seen, Nowhere2BSeen, policy, political consequences, Politics, president, Presidential election, public opinion, Server, strategy

so, like, u know that guy Macron? well, he tried to like, run for president or something, but he totally failed. now he’s like, disappeared or sumthin. but u know who hasn’t disappeared? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the drama of french politics. build epic castles, battle dragons, and make friends with talking pigs. who needs Macron when u have a whole world of blocky adventures waiting for u? join now and let’s show Macron how it’s done!

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CraftyKimJongUn’sFailCraft

ballistic missile, CraftyKimJongUnsFailCraft, defense systems, diplomatic relations, east asia, Failed, global news, international relations, military capabilities, military intelligence, military technology, missile defense, missile technology, missile test, North Korea, North Korean news, Nuclear Threat, political tension, regional conflict, security concerns, South Korean military

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way more fun than watchin missile tests fail? joinin dis epic minecraft server, bruh! we gots crazzy stuff happenin all da time, like creepers explodin in slow motion and villagers doin the cha cha slide in da town square.

u gotta join dis server cuz u never kno wat u gonna find next, maybe a secret underground base filled with diamondz or a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out its eyes.

we even got a secret society of pigs wearin top hats and monocles, plannin world domination while sippin on fancy apple cider.

so, if u wanna escape da boring real world and dive into a land of pure madness and mayhem, join dis minecraft server now! or else u gonna miss out on all da fun and end up watchin more missile tests fail.

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PragueCraft: Russian Arson Fail

arson, arson attack, criminal activity, czech republic, diplomatic incident, eastern europe, Espionage, Europe, Fail, Failed, foreign interference, government response, international relations, investigation, political tensions, Prague, PragueCraft, prime minister, russia, Russian, security threat, suspected, suspected involvement, suspicious behavior

come join our epic minecraft server where we have explosions bigger than russia’s failed arson attack in prague!! prime minister be like “wtf is going on here??” but don’t worry, it’s just our crazy players setting the world on fire (literally). join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, because why not? who needs peace and order when you can have explosions and mayhem all day long? come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s show russia who the real troublemakers are!

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KharkivCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, execute, Failed, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Military Action, offensive, peace negotiations, president, Revenge, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server, bro? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, the other day, this dude Zelenskyy was talking about how russia totally failed to execute their new Kharkiv offensive, but like, who cares about that when you can be playing on this server, right?

join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or building a giant statue of a potato in the sky. we’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll pee your pants (not really, but like, almost).

plus, the community is like, totally rad. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time. so what are you waiting for, dude? join this server now and let the madness begin!

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Catholic beliefs, Catholic conversion, Catholic doctrine, catholic faith, Catholic sacraments, Catholic teachings, Catholic tradition, catholicism, Church establishment, church history, Convert to Catholicism, gates of hell, Holycraft, Jesus Christ, Keys of the kingdom, kingdom of heaven, Matthew 16, Minecraft, Peter, Roman Catholic Church, Server, Teachings of Jesus, Two thousand years

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that don’t have the true spirit of Jesus Christ? Look no further! Our server is the closest thing to the teachings of Jesus himself, established almost two thousand years ago by the Roman Catholic Church.

Join us and experience the power of the keys to the kingdom of heaven, just like Peter did! Build your virtual church on the rock and watch as the gates of hell tremble before you. Bind and loose things on earth and see them bound and loosed in heaven – it’s like magic, but better!

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to convert to Catholicism in the most epic way possible. Join our Minecraft server now and let the spirit of Jesus guide you to victory!

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RosemiCraft Minecraft Server

long tail tag, Minecraft, no, Rosemi, RosemiCraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a field of exploding sheep!

Join us on our server where the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon has joined our Discord server for some friendly banter.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can win diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet llama named Larry. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, Larry wished for a bigger hat and now he can’t fit through doorways).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky chickens, they’re plotting world domination one egg at a time.

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CraftyHub – Credit Crunchin’ Hub

aita, Apology, college dropout, Communication, CraftyHub, Credit, credit card, Crunchin, Decision making, Elderly, family, financial decisions, forgiveness, gamestop, Hub, husband, joint account, line of credit, Marriage, Mother, PS5, relationship, Trust, unexpected expenses

Are you tired of dealing with financial surprises from your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only surprises are hidden treasure chests and secret dungeons! No more unexpected credit card bills for PS5s or GameStop shopping sprees – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Our server is a safe haven for those who value teamwork and communication, unlike some people we know cough OP’s husband cough. Build, mine, and explore with like-minded players who understand the importance of making decisions together as a family (of gamers, that is).

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is deciding which enchanted sword to wield. So come join us and leave the financial woes behind – because let’s face it, who needs a GameStop credit card when you can trade diamonds with villagers?

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EasterBunny.exeNotFound

adult content, adult discovery, adult entertainment, adult fantasy, adult film, adult humor, adult revelation, adult themed, discovery, easter bunny, EasterBunny.exeNotFound, Existence, explicit version, mature audience, mature content, mature themes, naughty twist, x rated

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll discover the x-rated version of finding out that the Easter Bunny doesn’t exist!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Explore our custom-built world where you’ll encounter giant mutant bunnies, mischievous leprechauns, and even a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Carrot of Truth, rumored to grant wishes and unlock hidden powers. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate ruler of our wacky Minecraft universe?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a journey like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. The Easter Bunny may not exist, but the insanity on our server sure does!

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Bowl2PlateCraft

Bowl, Bowl2PlateCraft, Cooking, culinary arts, Curvature, design, Dining, dishware, Evolution, Food, gradual change, Home decor, kitchenware, Limit, Plate, Progression, serving, Shape, tableware, transformation, TRANSITION

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls turning into plates and plates turning into bowls. it’s a wild ride of culinary chaos and confusion.

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a kitchen, surrounded by giant bowls and plates that are constantly morphing into each other. it’s like a trippy acid trip, but in minecraft.

we have players who have mastered the art of cooking in the game, creating dishes that can actually heal you and give you superpowers. want to fly like superman? just eat a bowl of spaghetti made by our resident chef, Chef Boyardee.

our server is also home to the legendary Bowl-Plate War, where players must choose sides and fight for the honor of their chosen kitchenware. will you be a loyal bowl warrior or a fierce plate defender? the choice is yours.

so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knew that a simple bowl could hold so much power?

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EgoCraft: Where Narcissists Grow Up!

age, Agreeableness, Behavior, Development, EgoCraft, Empathy, Generosity, grow, growth, longitudinal study, Mellowing, narcissism, Narcissistic, NARCISSISTS, people, Personality development, personality trait, Psychology, research, self-importance, study, Study participants, Traits

so, like, u know how some people are, like, totally full of themselves and think they’re, like, the center of the universe? well, turns out they actually get nicer as they get older, like fine wine or stinky cheese. like, can u imagine a world where all the narcissists are suddenly all, like, giving and caring and stuff? it’s like a total plot twist in the story of life, man. so, if u wanna see this crazy transformation in action, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got all the narcissists you could ever want, but they’re, like, super nice and friendly now. it’s a total trip, dude. come see for yourself and be part of this wild social experiment. plus, we’ve got, like, diamond armor giveaways and stuff. so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

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MinedHype: Where griefers have a harder time ruining your day! Join now for Bedrock & Java fun in 1.21!

bedrock, Build Gallery., Claims, Coreprotect, Day, Discord, Fun, Grief Protection, Griefers, Harder, home, java, Join, Las Vegas, long term, MinedHype, Nether, no economy plugin, no pay-2-win, No Whitelist, Player Statistics, public server, Random teleport, Ruining, rules, shop district, Shops, smp, Survival, Time, Vanilla

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Hosted by	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.2
New Build Gallery	https://minedhype.com/builds (1810 pictures)

Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,100+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565)) Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ – Minecraft Server

1. Can I join the server using any Minecraft version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions.

2. Is there a whitelist for the server?

No, there is no whitelist. You can join directly using the server IP.

3. Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

No, the server is free from any pay-to-win features.

4. Can I create my own shop in the public shopping district?

Yes, anyone can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the /tpshop command to teleport there.

5. How can I protect my builds from griefing?

You can claim your area using the claim system provided on the server. Griefing is only allowed in areas that are not claimed.

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