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PragueCraft: Russian Arson Fail
come join our epic minecraft server where we have explosions bigger than russia’s failed arson attack in prague!! prime minister be like “wtf is going on here??” but don’t worry, it’s just our crazy players setting the world on fire (literally). join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, because why not? who needs peace and order when you can have explosions and mayhem all day long? come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s show russia who the real troublemakers are! -
Macron’s Epic Fail Minecraft Server
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle between russia and macron following a wild EU election defeat. build your own kremlin and troll macron with your epic builds. join us for the ultimate showdown between world leaders in block form. who will come out on top? join now to find out and unleash your inner political mastermind. noobs and pros welcome, let’s make minecraft great again! -
CampusFail Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where teamwork actually means something? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of working together to build epic structures and conquer challenging quests.Imagine this: you and your partner are tasked with building the ultimate castle. You spend countless hours mining for resources, crafting the perfect materials, and strategizing your design. But suddenly, your partner disappears, leaving you to do all the work. Sound familiar?
Well, on our server, we value true teamwork and collaboration. No more lazy partners who just sit back and watch while you do all the heavy lifting. Join us and experience the satisfaction of working together towards a common goal.
And hey, if your partner does happen to slack off, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to deal with them – like sending them on a quest to retrieve a rare item, or challenging them to a duel in the arena. Trust us, they’ll learn their lesson real quick.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your building skills, teamwork, and determination. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (who actually pull their weight)!
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The Imperfectum SMP: Where we try our best but usually fail miserably!
Welcome to Perfectum SMP!
Perfectum SMP is a semi-vanilla, application-only survival server for authentic and mature gaming experiences. Below are some key features of the server:
Features Dedicated team of moderators Server seed with stunning landscapes Discord-based application process Suggestion channel for community input Friendly and inclusive community Unique datapacks for enhanced gameplay Regularly planned events BlueMap integration for detailed server map Thriving community of over 300 members If you think you’d be a good fit, join our Discord server or visit our website to start your adventure with us!
Discord Server | Server Website (CURRENTLY UNDERGOING EDITS)
FAQs
Q: How can I join Perfectum SMP?
A: Perfectum SMP is an application-only server. You can apply through our Discord server.
Q: Is there an age requirement to join?
A: Yes, players must be 15 years or older to join Perfectum SMP.
Q: What kind of gameplay experience can I expect?
A: Perfectum SMP offers a semi-vanilla survival experience with enhancements through plugins and datapacks. Expect a welcoming community and regular events.
Q: How quickly will my application be reviewed?
A: We guarantee a response within a week of receiving your application.
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Crafty McCraftface: Where building is serious business… but not really. #ThrowbackThursday
Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.
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ScamDumpers Minecraft: Where your shady deals get a second chance to shine (or fail spectacularly)
Are you tired of being a meme stonk bag holder? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally dump those scammy bags and start fresh! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted memes, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chicken overlords. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the meme madness and join our wacky world of blocky adventures. Who knows, you might even uncover the legendary treasure of the Notorious Sheep Pirate! So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the chaos begin! -
TrickedCraft: Epic Fail Edition
Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Well, let me tell you about this server where the owner tricked some dude into fronting the entire development cost of his game! And get this, the game still hasn’t made a profit! But that’s not all, he made a whole short film with his friends and stuffed it in the game as a missable bonus. Talk about dedication!But wait, there’s more! This server has film directors and actors/actresses working for him. He even 3D scanned them all for blender chads. And the best part? He made the mother of all walking sims, and somehow made it fun! Who knew walking could be so exciting?
So, if you’re looking for a server that burns a ton of money but still manages to attract big companies and help based on name recognition alone, then this is the server for you! Join now and be a part of the madness. Princess Beach awaits you!
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The Milkshake Mine
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because on our server, you can prepare for the impending collapse of the USD and global economy!Join us as we watch the Japanese Yen and Euro fail first, signaling the end of the world as we know it. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of time to stock up on guns and ammo to protect ourselves or invest in precious metals if that’s more your style.
So come on down to our server and get ready for the chaos of the mid-2030s! Who knew the apocalypse could be so much fun in blocky form?