Fail Minecraft Servers

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  • CraftyMilitiaFail

    CraftyMilitiaFail

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server where the military is run by a bunch of chickens wearing tiny army hats! Watch as they try to strategize their way through battles with nothing but their clucks and pecks. It’s a hilarious sight to see!

    Our server is also home to the infamous “TNT Tornado” event, where players can summon a tornado made entirely of TNT to wreak havoc on the land. It’s chaos at its finest!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas that have been trained in the art of combat. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t underestimate their fighting skills!

    So come join us for a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blockhead Blunders

    Blockhead Blunders

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas invade your land and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat stole all of your diamonds and left a trail of feathers behind?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly subjects and challenges players to daring quests in exchange for rare treasures. And let’s not forget about the time when a mischievous group of pandas started a prank war with the villagers, leading to chaos and laughter all around.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lightning’s Minecraft Server – Epic Fail!

    Lightning’s Minecraft Server – Epic Fail!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Final Fantasy games with their serious storylines and emo protagonists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles with giant spiders, and a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most insane mini-games you’ve ever seen. From parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity to spleef tournaments where the ground literally disappears beneath your feet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that Lightning failed as the new face of Final Fantasy because she couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. So don’t make the same mistake as Lightning – join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The name of the Minecraft SMP could be: “Pussyfree General Minecraft SMP”

    The name of the Minecraft SMP could be: 
“Pussyfree General Minecraft SMP”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trying to impress girls and failing miserably every time? Do you prefer spending your days in the basement, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and dirty socks? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server, where we celebrate being eternal virgins and proud of it!

    Our server, lovingly dubbed the “No Nut Never edition,” is a haven for those who have given up on ever getting laid or just prefer the company of their right hand. We’ve got a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to get a date and failing spectacularly.

    But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sad losers crying into our pillows every night. We’ve got epic builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground bunker filled with…well, let’s just say it’s not safe for work.

    So come join us and embrace your inner virginity! Who needs real women when you’ve got Minecraft, right? Plus, we’ve got a question of the thread that will have you laughing so hard, you might just forget about your lack of game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a virgin is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Epic Fail Minecraft Server

    Epic Fail Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the existential dread weighing you down? Looking for a way to escape the harsh realities of life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. Build your dream world, fight off creepers, and maybe even find some diamonds to ease the pain of knowing we’re all doomed to die one day.

    Our server is the ultimate coping mechanism for those who just can’t deal with the harsh truths of life. So come on, join us and let’s escape reality together in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Roast Ghost Minecraft Server

    Roast Ghost Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can back up into a propeller while trying to take a selfie! That’s right, we offer the most thrilling and dangerous selfie opportunities in the Minecraft universe. Join us if you’re looking for heart-pounding excitement and the chance to show off your epic fails to all your friends. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Woke Minecraft Server

    Woke Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the games are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously woke slop games that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

    Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.

    But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sell 12 Millon Copies Minecraft SMP

    Sell 12 Millon Copies Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve sold 12 million copies of our server, but don’t let that fool you – we’re a total fail!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with crazy characters like Steve the Sheep Whisperer and Bob the Builder who can construct a house out of dirt in under 5 minutes.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is made of rainbow blocks and the ground is made of cheese? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

    Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

    plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

    if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

    so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

    mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Raywood Minecraft server

    Raywood Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Our project is a complex of game servers where you can find what you like!

    Raywood is a Minecraft multiplayer game project with RolePlay and Survival modes.

    Welcome to Raywood! Here you will find many unique places and interesting characters! Go on an adventure: complete quests, explore the city, create and play the role of your character! Success will depend only on you!

    We’ve combined the power of Minecraft with the best of RPG elements, a unique map, and new ideas for a unique gaming experience. Arriving on Raywood, become a full-fledged citizen, choose your favorite job, open your own business or join an organization and climb the career ladder! Try yourself in different roles and in different situations!

    Survival mode is also available on the server:

    Survival World is a vanilla version of Minecraft with minor improvements that do not affect gameplay.

    Find friends, get resources, trade with players and build your empire or an entire city! The possibilities are limited only by your imagination and game mechanics. There is a private system, thanks to which you can protect your buildings from griefing. There is a system of skills and tasks (quests).

    Visit our VKontakte community to find out the latest news, or go to the current version of the server at the IP address: play.raywood.tech:25565

    Login is available from the Java version (recommended) and mobile devices (Bedrock version of the game). The Minecraft version is updated promptly.

    We are always glad to see you!

    play.raywood.tech

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SimpleSMP

    SimpleSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    SimpleSMP – SMP Server with light plugins Plugins: Timber VeinMiner SetHomes TPA – Friendly players and Staff

    simplesmp.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Overworld MC

    Overworld MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join for a good time >Connect on Version 1.8.8 – 1.18 >Unlockable Ranks & Crates

    >Grief Protection >Player driven economy

    >Silk Spawners >Keep Inventory

    Server Released 12/1/2021

    135.148.52.150:25664

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Buildzilla

    Buildzilla

    New Minecraft Servers

    The new season dawn on us with very many exciting features…

    Some of them are as follows:

    Custom FishingLevelling SystemSkills SystemInteractive NPCsInteractive Map and UINewly designed custom Menus for ease of accessMinigames like CoinFlipGravestonesMore perks for Donator RanksNew spawn + New PvP Arena!

    buildzilla.online

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TimeNET.LT Jungiasi Minecraft server

    TimeNET.LT Jungiasi Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Description of the OP-PVP serverMAX ITEMSSKYWARS24/7

    mc.timenet.lt

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Terradax Survival

    Terradax Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Terradax! The perfect survival server with Mcmmo and towny to enhance your classic vanilla experience! Jump right into survival with this lag free and HIGH render distance server. Build your town and farm with your friends and climb up the ranks in the economy or do whatever you want! The server is now updated to 1.19, so all unrendered chunks will be 1.19 chunks! The server map will never change, its here to stay forever!

    terradax.apexmc.co:25684

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CamarillaSMP

    CamarillaSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Player owned server with a focus on community, try either survival or warp to creative or slimefun. The only thing that limits your experience is your imagination NOW 1.18!

    135.148.64.181

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Prismmc

    Prismmc

    New Minecraft Servers

    — Prism MC —Java and BedrockSurvival EconomySpawnersWarpsJoin us today! prism.pedestriamc.com

    prism.pedestriamc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • play.minevict.usrunning. Minecraft server

    play.minevict.usrunning.  Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Our server is running the latest 1.18 update with the new caves and everything else. We’re not using any form if protocol hack and we’re fully semi-vanilla.

    play.minevict.us

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Cain-Link Minecraft Server

    The Cain-Link Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello and Welcome.

    (Bedrock Info is listed bellow at the bottom)

    We have a plain survival and a mini game called boost with more mini games to come.

    For java: play.chainlinkminecraft.com

    Discord link: https://discord.gg/AZk29CjygC

    For Bedrock: Server ip: play.chainlinkminecraft.com Port: (default)

    play.chainlinkminecraft.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP