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NoBroInLawNoStayGF

Affair, Birthday Party, brother-in-law, Divorce, family, file for divorce, Filed, Girlfriend, Hotel, husband, Intentions, Kids, NoBroInLawNoStayGF, not welcome, separation, stay elsewhere, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, Waiting, Wife

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your brother-in-law’s affair? Look no further! Join our server for some drama-filled fun that will make you forget all about Charles and his shenanigans.

We don’t just build houses, we build relationships – just like Charles and his mistress Brianna! Explore our server and uncover secrets that will make your jaw drop, just like when Charles dropped the bomb about his affair.

And don’t worry about staying with us, we don’t allow cheaters here! Just like how we kicked Charles and his girlfriend out of our server, we’ll kick out anyone who tries to cheat their way to the top.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s juicier than Charles’ love triangle. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

cellversemc

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

cellversemc is a one of a kind minecraft prisons server, we offer a unique experience never seen before, we are a team of dedicated minecraft players aiming to make a minecraft server that we enjoy playing.

play.cellversemc.com

CloneCraft Minecraft Server

bioengineering, bioethics, clone armies, CloneCraft, Cloning, cloning debate, controversial technology, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, future technology, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, human cloning, iyc, mass cloning, Minecraft, moral implications, Science, science fiction, Server, societal impact, Technology, Thoughts

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just the same old, same old? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where clone armies roam the land, battling it out in epic wars for dominance. Join our server and become the ultimate clone commander, leading your army to victory with your strategic skills and cunning tactics.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground lab where you can create your own clones to join your army. Want a clone that can shoot lasers from its eyes? No problem! How about a clone that can fly and breathe fire? We’ve got you covered! The possibilities are endless on our crazy, chaotic server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to lead your clone army to victory and become the ultimate ruler of the land. Or maybe you’ll just have a lot of fun blowing stuff up with your laser-eyed clones. Either way, it’s sure to be a wild ride!

BuddyTheLuckyMiner – Minecraft SMP

Blessed, blessed man, buddy, BuddyTheLuckyMiner, Fortunate, fortunate guy, fortunate individual, fortunate man, fortunate person, good fortune, Grateful, grateful man, Lucky, lucky charm, lucky fellow, lucky guy, lucky individual, lucky man, man, Minecraft, smp, thankful, thankful man

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	117	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Votes:	6682
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Buddy is a lucky man because he stumbled upon the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rainstorms, creeper dance parties, and secret underground llama societies. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself asked for an invite (but we told him nah, we don’t need that drama). So come on, join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to single player mode).

KalinCraft: No War, Just Blocks

Baltic Sea, Baltic states, blocks, border tensions, defense policy, demilitarization, eastern europe, european union, geopolitical situation., international relations, KalinCraft, kaliningrad, Kursk region, Lithuanian Defense Minister, military conflict, military maneuvers, military presence, military strategy, nato, regional stability, russian federation, security concerns, War

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the demilitarization of Kaliningrad but with a twist! instead of fighting in the Kursk region, we battle it out in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and crazy challenges!

imagine defending your territory against a horde of creepers while the Russian Federation tries to take over your land! it’s like a real-life war zone, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited respawns!

our server is the perfect place for adrenaline junkies who love a good challenge and want to test their skills in a unique and exciting way. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the most epic battle of your minecraft life!

MoonClockSyncCraft

celestial bodies, clock rates, Clocks, Earth, estimate, gravitational effects, Lunar exploration, Moon, MoonClockSyncCraft, relativistic framework, research, scientists, Space missions, space technology, synchronization, synchronization methods, synchronization techniques, time accuracy, time measurement, time synchronization, timekeeping

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the clocks on the earth and the moon are totally in sync. like, how crazy is that? you can be mining diamonds on the moon and it’s the same time as on earth. it’s like time travel, but without the time travel.

join this server for the most mind-blowing experience of your life. build a house on the moon and watch the sunrise at the same time as your friend on earth. it’s like a science experiment, but with creepers and endermen.

come join us for a relativistic framework to estimate clock rates on the moon. it’s like einstein meets steve from minecraft. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure.

Rosemi’s 10-Hour Minecraft Server

10hour, anticipation, Community, Content Creator, Dedicated, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, Live Stream, Live streaming, long hours, Minecraft, missing, ONLINE, online presence, Rosemi, Rosemis, Server, social media, Stream, Streamer, twitch, video games, Waiting

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of waiting for Rosemi’s next stream? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and you’ll never have to miss Rosemi again because she’s actually our resident DJ, blasting sick beats while you mine for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare “Rosemi Rose” flower in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

FemkekCraft SMP: The Cuckitini Chronicles

athletes, Athletics, Chronicles, Competition, controversy, Cuckitini, disagreement, Femkek Cuckitini, FemkekCraft, mixed relay, opinion, regulations, relay baton, relay event, relay exchange, Relay Race, relay team, rules, smp, sports, sprinting, Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone, team event, track and field

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	165
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and maybe even a chance encounter with a diamond-encrusted llama!

We once had Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone try to join our server, but she couldn’t handle the intensity of our PvP battles and had to retreat to her peaceful single-player world. And don’t even get us started on the time we tried to organize a mixed relay race in Minecraft – let’s just say things got a little chaotic when someone accidentally summoned a horde of creepers onto the track.

So, if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity, come join our Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules (except for no griefing, of course). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

ToxicDatingCraft

breadcrumbing, dating culture, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, hookup culture, Infidelity, lack of commitment, lack of communication, love bombing, modern dating, objectification, Superficiality, toxic femininity, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, ToxicDatingCraft, toxicity in relationships, unhealthy expectations

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	643	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up on a date with someone who thinks pineapple belongs on pizza? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our server is the perfect escape from the toxic world of modern dating!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first dates or ghosting again. Instead, you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building epic structures with your new Minecraft buddies. Who needs love when you have a Creeper to keep you company, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #69, rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine the possibilities – you could have a Minecraft wedding in no time!

So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be building your dream world on our server? Join us today and say goodbye to toxic dating culture forever!

MissileMayhemCraft

ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, nuclear weapons, Politics, response, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, threat, US

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	5847
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

lol ok so like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u can like, build ur own missile and send it to russia but then the US gets all mad and is like “oh no u didn’t” and threatens to blow u up but like, it’s all in minecraft so it’s all good and u can just respawn and do it all over again. join now for some explosive fun! #minecraftmadness #missilemayhem