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Battlemage Tombs

Acolytes of Old, Allegiance, balance, Battlemage Tombs, comrades, custom weapons, Discord, Dynamic world, Eldoria, Fabric, Faction, Guardians of the Light, Honor, Keepers Guild, Mercenaries, minecraft server, Modpack, Peace, power, Quests, Riches, role playing, Roleplay, Santana Scoundrels, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	33
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Join the Epic Battle for the Battlemage Tombs!

Are you ready to choose your faction and fight for supremacy? Welcome to “Battlemage Tombs”, a unique Minecraft server with four distinct factions:

Guardians of the Light – Uphold justice and fight for the greater good. Acolytes of Old – Harness dark powers and embrace the shadows. 🏴‍☠️ Santana Scoundrels – Operate as mercenaries with no allegiance. Keepers Guild – Enforcers of peace and balance with unwavering strength and determination.

Immerse yourself in an epic role-playing experience in the land of Eldoria with custom weapons, quests, and a dynamic world. Whether you seek comrades, honor, power, or riches, there’s a place for you here.

Join the discord today to get the modpack!

51.81.167.235:25615

Origin’s Flame Rekindled: The Only Server where your Crafting skills are tested

Behavior, Community, Crafting, DIMENSION, Discord, Flame, Food, Furniture, generation, Late, mia’s origins, Modpack, Origins, proximity chat, Rekindled, Reopened, rules, second try, Sequel, Server, Skills, smp, Structures, Tested, year ago

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Mia’s Origins SMP Sequel Server Overview

Server Type	Modded, 1.20.1 Java Edition
Mod	Origins Mod with enhanced modpack
Features	New origins, proximity chat, new structures, food and furniture, new dimension
Community	Safe and welcoming environment
Whitelist	Required, information available on Discord

FAQ

What is the server type?

The server is modded, running on Java Edition 1.20.1 and based around the origins mod.

What features does the modpack include?

The modpack includes new origins to choose from, proximity chat, new structures and generation, food and furniture additions, silly additions, and a new dimension.

How is the community moderated?

We strive to keep the community safe and welcoming. Poor behavior and rule violations will be dealt with accordingly.

How can I join the server?

To join, you will need to be whitelisted. All the information you need can be found on our Discord server.

Where can I find the Discord server?

You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/KZU4HhJyt2.

Nijien’s Epic Fail Minecraft Server

Analysis, Business, Challenges, comparison, Competition, Decision making, Decline, Downfall, Epic, Fail, Failure, growth, leadership, lessons learned, Management, market, Minecraft, MISTAKES, NijiEN, NijiENs, phase connect, Server, smaller, strategy, what went wrong

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers that are too mainstream and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is so small, it makes Phase Connect look like a giant! Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our community is so tight-knit, we can fit everyone in a single block space! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and build pixel art of his favorite memes. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

ArchLinux SMP: NoPurposeNeeded

arch linux, archlinux, base distribution, binaries, CLI, community repository, debian, documentation institution, Enthusiast, fedora, Flatpak support, Gentoo, minimal system, multiple architecture support, NixOS, NoPurposeNeeded, official repository, reproducibility, rolling release, smp, software support, Stability, upstream packages, user-friendly

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4773	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Towns Built:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and creativity just like the world of Linux distributions!

Join us if you want a server that is as unique and different as Debian, Fedora, Gentoo, and nixOS combined. Our core purpose is to provide a minimal and simple gaming experience that you can build from the ground up, just like Arch Linux.

But unlike Arch, we offer stability by design (because who wants a rolling release in Minecraft, am I right?), user-friendly default settings (no more cli larping required), and software support for all your freeloading needs.

Gentoo may have binaries now, but we have something even better – a community of players who are ready to take on any challenge and have a blast while doing it. So come join us and let’s build something epic together, because who needs Arch when you have us as your Minecraft SMP institution of fun!

WeirdoCraft Minecraft Server

guest characters, long tail tags, Minecraft, post, Server, weird, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there!

Join us and you’ll encounter guest characters like a dancing llama who can breakdance better than any player, a talking chicken who gives out hilarious life advice, and a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with a diamond-encrusted snout who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of bacon from the Diamond Pig!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of diamond pigs!

HateCraft Minecraft Server – Boredom Busters!

Boredom, Busters, changing mindset, Communication, Community, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, HateCraft, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Negativity, open dialogue, personal growth, positivity, seeking help, seeking understanding, self improvement, self reflection, Server, sharing feelings, toxic behavior

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of being a hateful asshole in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can let out all your pent-up anger in a virtual world without any consequences!

Our server is the perfect place to release your inner troll and be as annoying as you want, all while making friends who share your love for being a dick. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who understand your need to spread hatefulness together?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer therapy sessions for those moments when you realize you actually want to talk about your feelings. Our virtual therapists are here to listen to your woes and help you navigate through your miserable days.

So come join our server and let’s hate things together in a safe and supportive environment. Who needs a life and real friends when you have us? Let’s circlejerk about Minecraft instead of politics, because let’s be real, who gives a fuck about the real world anyway?

CarKeys4BIL? NotSorry!

anger management, Apology, Assertiveness, Borrowing, Boundaries, brother-in-law, car keys, CarKeys4BIL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, family dinner, family dynamics, future in-laws, in-law relationships, Miscommunication., notsorry, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, Trust

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape all the family drama and borrow cars without any hassle. Our server is so chill, even if you’re not married yet, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, we have a strict no snide comments policy – unless they’re in the form of hilarious in-game banter! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family feuds. See you in the game!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, anecdote, child, Chuckle, cute, Entertaining, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorous, Innocence, JOKE, Kids, KidzCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Public, Server, silly, Witty

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mines Excavated:	1673
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
New Chunks Explored:	829542	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.