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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Artillery Units, border, Conflict, Defense, east asia, Full Fire Readiness, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military exercises, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, orders, provocation, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tension, threat

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	192
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Votes:	7499
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	578	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korea and order our artillery units near the border to full fire readiness. we have insane battles and epic explosions that will make your head spin. come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of war every day. who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now and be part of the madness.

MCSakura

Economy, Minecraft Gaming Server Survival Events Ranks Multiplayer Online Community Building Exploration Adventure Creativity Sandbox PVP Economy Mods Plugins Quests Minigames, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Items Found:	1590
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

A server full of surprises! Why not try this server? What do you have to lose? :))) This server has only survival for now .. but with time as we grow … we will have everything :)) It’s a perfect server to play with your best friends There will be events 2 times a week .. ranks .. and why not … some op items

play.mcsakura.eu

Welcome to the Raw Charms server where charm is a dish best served raw, with no limits and an active community on version 1.21!

Active, Anticheat, Charm, charms, co-op, Community, Discord, dish, Friend, Lag, leader, Limits, Players, Protection, Raw, Rewards, served, Server, Slots, Staff, Support, Vanilla, Version, Voting, voting system, Website

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview: Two Times A Charm (TTAC)

Server IP	mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.

Server Features:

Friendly Staff
World Backups
24/7 Support
No Lag
Dedicated Server
No Limits
Discord

Notes:

Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks
Worlds: Backed up daily

Server Rules (Permanent Ban):

No Hacking
No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Racism
No Lag Machines
No Threatening
No X-Ray
No Bullying
Keep Chat Clean
Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed):

PVP
Teaming
Unlimited Farming
Griefing
Mob Farming
Redstone Machines
Building
New Chunk Loading
Stealing
Raiding

Crafty Marburg Server

@rwanda, African countries, containment measures, Crafty, disease outbreak, emerging viruses, Epidemic, global health, health crisis, health security, healthcare systems, INFECTIONS, infectious diseases, Marburg, Marburg Speculation, Marburg virus updates, prediction, preparedness, public health, response strategies, risk assessment, Server, speculation

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Runes Activated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4394	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions – one minute you’re peacefully building a house, and the next minute you’re fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a wooden sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Marburg virus, adding an extra layer of danger and excitement. Will you be able to survive the virus outbreak and emerge victorious? Or will you become just another statistic in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just remember, one wrong move and you could be facing a big f***ing problem. Let the madness begin!

The Curling World Championship of our Minecraft SMP Dreams

athletes, Canada, Championship, Competition, curling, dream team, dreams, gold medal, Ice, international competition, Minecraft, norway, scotland, smp, sports, strategy, Sweden, Sweeping, TEAM, Tournament, Victory, winter sports, world, World Championship

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	668862	Potions Brewed:	143
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2658	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	928

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Curling World Championship of your dreams!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of professional curling experts who will guide you through the icy world of Minecraft. We have custom-made curling arenas where you can challenge your friends to intense matches of virtual curling. And don’t worry, we’ve even trained our polar bears to act as the official referees!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest Minecraft items. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted lurking around, searching for the legendary Diamond Curling Stone that grants its wielder ultimate power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate curling champion in the Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

NephewTrollBegone

BOTTLE, CAR, crying, DAUGHTER, frustrating, fuss, headphones, mocking, Negative Reaction, nephew, NephewTrollBegone, noise, phase, sad expression, Safety, screeching, soft tones, teasing, Toys, tumble, Yelling

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Buildings Constructed:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alternate history, Curiosity, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, imagination, Minecraft, Sci Fi, smp, temporal adventure, temporal displacement, temporal escapade, temporal excursion, temporal exploration, temporal journey, temporal paradoxes, time bending, time machine, time manipulation, time travel, time warp, TimeWarp10

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2503	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to time travel for 10 minutes every time you eat a golden carrot! Imagine the possibilities – you could go back to when diamonds were first discovered and steal them all for yourself, or travel to the future and see if creepers have taken over the world. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and start your crazy time-traveling adventures today!

NoConseqRuleBreaker

authority defiance, consequences, dream scenario, fantasy world, Forbidden, no repercussions, NoConseqRuleBreaker, Rebellion, rule bending, rule breaking, rule breaking adventure, rule breaking desires, rule breaking dreams, rule breaking escapade, rule breaking imagination, rule breaking thrill, rule breaking wishes, rule-breaking fantasies, societal norms, Wishful thinking

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of following boring rules in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is: there are no rules! That’s right, you can do whatever you want without any consequences. Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Knock yourself out! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds. So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged killing, atrocities, Conflict, historical, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, legal proceedings, Military, Minecraft, PoWs, prisoners of war, prosecutors, russia, russians, Server, soviet union, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and you’re instantly transported to a world where you gotta survive against crazy mobs and build the sickest bases ever. But here’s the twist – there’s a rumor going around that if you join this server, you’ll uncover the truth behind the alleged killing of 9 POWs by Russians in Kursk Oblast. Like, what even is that? Are there secret dungeons filled with clues or something? Who knows, man. All we know is that if you wanna solve this mystery and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s a chance you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds or enchanted gear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate detective-adventurer in the Minecraft world!

StarshipSkyHigh

aerospace, Booster, elon musk, flight test, innovation, reusable rockets, Rockets, space exploration, space exploration advancements, Space industry, space innovation, Space missions, space technology, Space Travel, spaceflight, spacex, SpaceX achievements, Starship, Starship booster, StarshipSkyHigh, Technology

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Runes Activated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magic Items Found:	6805	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, dis server is like spacex but for minecraft. we catch giant starship boosters like it’s nuthin’ in our fifth flight test. join us and be part of the craziest space adventure in minecraft history. build ur own rocket ship, explore alien planets, and maybe even meet some extraterrestrial mobs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis intergalactic fun. sign up now and let’s blast off together! 🚀🌌