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LePenCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, allegations, Corruption, Court, denial, embezzlement, EU, Europe, far right, French, French politics, Justice, Legal, LePenCraft, Marine Le Pen, Minecraft, National Rally, Politics, scandal, Server, trial, wrongdoing

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

care, Crafty, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, self care activities, self care empowerment, self care goals, self care habits, self care ideas, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care motivation, self care rituals, self care tips, self love, self-care, self-care awareness, self-care practices, self-care quotes, self-care routine, self-care strategies, Server, wellness

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

8 ounces, burger joint, burger king, BURGERS, condiment, creamy, DELICIOUS, Dip, dressing, fast food, fast food chain, free, Free Tub, Giveaway, limited time offer, Minecraft, Promotion, Ranch, Ranch Dressing, Savory, smp, Tasty

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Enchantments Applied:	118
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

CatTortureCraft

animal abuse, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Boss, cat, CatTortureCraft, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, death, guilty plea, justice system, legal proceedings, no contest, NRA, plea deal, pleaded, Sadistic, torture, violent crime

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4228	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Star Shards Collected:	167	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

solaris.play-network.io

Sapling SMP

2024.., Community, community-driven, Cross-Play, Economy, Engaging, Experience, gameplay, Gaming, innovation, Journey, Minecraft, multiplayer, next generation, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Sapling SMP, Server, Special, Survival, Unique, Veteran

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

play.sapling.gg

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

1.16-1.20, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, ChaosGrief, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

mc.chaos-grief.ru:35565

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

Autofarms, BUILD, city, Development, Experience, Experiment, Farms, Future, gameplay, Infrastructure, lategame, Minecraft, Network, Property, Rail, Redstone, Resets, Roads, Server, Shenanigans, Shops, simp, simptastic, smp, stores, Towns, townspeople, Urban

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Star Shards Collected:	176	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Soywalk Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, cheers, gone, look after, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nature walk, outdoor activity, Peace, quiet time, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Server, solitude, soywalk, Thread, Tranquility, well-being

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Towns Built:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

1080p, 2024.., 39.5 GiB, anna, ANNA KENDRICK, AVC, debut, directorial, directorial debut, hour, Kendricks, Minecraft, nani, PCM 5.1, REMUX, smp, Theater, WOMAN, WOMAN OF THE HOUR

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Star Shards Collected:	91

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!