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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.
And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.
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Are you tired of foids, blacks, fags, soibetas, and zoomers ruining everything in your life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of misfits who will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course).
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player ventured into our server and discovered a hidden treasure filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear. But beware, for the treasure was guarded by a pack of deranged chickens who were hellbent on protecting their loot at all costs. Will you be the one to outsmart the chickens and claim the treasure for yourself?
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Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where we answer life’s burning questions like, “Why isn’t Mohammed’s face blacked out on this Islamic iconography?” Is it because it’s Shia? Well, on our server, we have a special quest where you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join now for a chance to explore hidden secrets, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even discover the real reason behind Mohammed’s unblacked out face!
Welcome to the most EPICMinecraft server you will ever experience!
Join our server where the ownerliterally begs people to send her supas on her 3D avatar! She even released a song titled “I Beg You” – talk about dedication! Rumor has it she was cursed by a wizard to beg for supas or face eternal punishment in the Nether realm.
But fear not, for on this server, you will embark on quests to help lift the curse and earn riches beyond your wildest dreams! Build your own castle, tame a dragon, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles.
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Hey gamers, are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Join our server and protect the daughters of a mysterious player who trusts us with their safety! Will you be able to keep them safe from creepers and zombies?
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the geopolitical situation is more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village! 🧨
On this server, the West is like a crumbling sandcastle, while China is rising like a phoenix from the ashes. How did those Western politicians mess up so bad? Well, rumor has it they tried to build a wall around their spawn point but accidentally trapped themselves inside! 🤦♂️
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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!
Join our server for a chance to summon your favorite Fire Emblem Heroes characters and battle it out in epic events that will leave you on the edge of your seat!
But that’s not all! We have a special Event Calendar that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the game. And if you need some guidance, check out our Links and Guides section for all the tips and tricks you’ll ever need!
And get this – we even have a Summoning Cost Simulator that will let you test your luck without spending a single diamond!
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Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where you can escape from your poor, retarded parents and live out your wildest blocky dreams!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of kino!
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