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> Local Multiplayer – Best Gaming Experience Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	640712	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where local multiplayer is hailed as the best gaming experience ever! Why settle for online multiplayer when you can join us and avoid the faggy playerbase, sweats, and metafaggotry that plague other servers?

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

TandooriLove Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are more entertaining than a soap opera. Need a break from mining and building? How about joining our weekly llama rodeo competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do your bidding. Need a dragon to help you mine diamonds? Done. Want a dragon to serenade you with a rendition of “Baby Shark”? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your virtual life? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous ghostly figure. Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

UnixAndLinuxSMP- WhatHappenedToThisCoreTenet

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Farms Harvested:	206	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and secret underground lairs filled with diamonds (and maybe a few creepers, but who’s counting?). Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events like “TNT Tag Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance-offs” where players can win epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And don’t even get us started on our custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of llamas while shooting fireballs from your hands.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

SurgeryCraft Minecraft Server

attitude, back surgery, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, dinner time, Empathy, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, household chores, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, military mindset, Minecraft, pain management, self reliance, Server, Support, surgery recovery, SurgeryCraft, teamwork, work-life balance

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with lazy family members! Are you tired of coming home to a sink full of dishes, trash on the counters, and a general mess? Well, look no further because on our server, you can escape the real world and join a community of players who actually know how to clean up after themselves.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual cleaning as you pick up trash, wash dishes, and keep your virtual home spotless. No more eye rolls or excuses, just good old-fashioned teamwork and responsibility.

And if you ever feel like your family members are being too lazy, just send them on a virtual quest to find the legendary Trashcan of Doom or the Dishwasher of Destiny. Maybe then they’ll learn the importance of cleaning up after themselves!

So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual takeout options that won’t leave you guessing what’s for dinner. Join now and let’s clean up this virtual world together!

FamGoneWild: LivingMyBestLife

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	445	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from all the guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without anyone telling you what to do!

On our server, you can create your dream home with your fiancé and live happily ever after without any interference from overbearing family members. Build a castle, start a farm, or even create your own mini city – the possibilities are endless!

Plus, if your grandma threatens to die without you, don’t worry – we have plenty of virtual hugs and support to keep her going. And who knows, maybe she’ll even join the server and start her own Minecraft adventure!

So ditch the family drama and join our server today. Because in the world of Minecraft, the only person you have to please is yourself. Let’s build a brighter future together!

YouthfulNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	9863	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4352

Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of being young and carefree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate time machine back to your childhood! Join us for a wild ride filled with nostalgia, epic adventures, and maybe even a few temper tantrums (we won’t judge).

Forget about bills, responsibilities, and adulting in general – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic treehouse or pulling off the craziest pranks on your fellow players. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no grown-ups allowed” policy, so you can let your inner child run wild without any judgment.

So why wait? Join us now and relive the glory days of your youth in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting into a water balloon fight with the server owner or teaming up with a group of players to build a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft SMP – so come join the fun!

NoobsWatchMoviesNotMe

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Void Gems Collected:	35	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Have you ever felt like the odd one out because you haven’t seen that one movie everyone is talking about? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground cinema where we play all the latest movies for our players! Join us and never feel left out of movie conversations again! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance in every film! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your cinematic adventure!

HezCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo, listen up, fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a crazy war between Hezbollah and Israel. It’s like a real-life battle, but in Minecraft! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to blow everything up. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos. Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure buried somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it? Join today and let the madness begin!

KimJongCraft: TotallyDestroyingEnemies

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server, where we are as crazy as north korea threatening to destroy everything in our path! we celebrate the end of wars by blowing up creepers and building giant statues of our fearless leader, steve. you won’t find a more intense and chaotic server anywhere else, so join now before we accidentally set fire to the entire world! #minecraftmadness #crazycreations #steveisourleader

Bedrock Parking Co.

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Towns Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

join our epic minecraft server where beds are parking spots for humans! yes, you heard that right. no more boring old beds for sleeping, now you can park yourself in them like a car! imagine rolling up to your bed, honking your imaginary horn, and sliding right in like a boss. it’s a whole new level of relaxation, trust us.

but that’s not all! our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers let loose and show off their sick dance moves. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the worm on the dance floor.

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? that’s right, we have flying pigs soaring through the sky, delivering bacon straight to your inventory. it’s like ubereats, but way more magical.

so come join us on our minecraft server for a wild ride of parking beds, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. you won’t regret it, we promise.

OceanHeatElNinoCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dimension Hops:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Buildings Constructed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Towns Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

so like, this server is so lit, it’s like the deep ocean of Minecraft servers, always releasing that hot heat, ya know? like, even if you stop playing, the fun never stops. it’s like an endless party of El Niño events, but instead of storms, it’s just a bunch of crazy players causing chaos. join now and risk it all for the ultimate gaming experience!