Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!
Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!
So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!
And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Like, who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, every Friday night we have a dance party at the top of a volcano and the floor is made of lava. It’s lit, fam!
So, if you want to scream your lungs out in the best way possible, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance battles and maybe you’ll even earn their trust to ride on their backs as they gallop through the pixelated sunset.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is the limit and the only rule is to have fun? Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Trust us, this server is a game-changer in the Minecraft universe.
| Service | Minecraft server hosting |
|---|---|
| Pricing | Starting at $2.50 |
| Setup | Included, with a 2 hour test phase |
| Features | Customizable, secure, no package prices |
Our team will handle the setup of your Minecraft server, ensuring it is ready to play on with all necessary configurations.
Yes, you have full control over your server settings and can customize them to suit your preferences.
Security is our top priority and we dedicate time to ensure that your server is secure from potential threats.
You can easily purchase a server through our Discord server via the Ticket System or visit our website for more information.
Absolutely! Whether for you and your friends or a larger community, we have the perfect solution to meet your needs.
Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.
You’ll never know what to expect next, but isn’t that half the fun?
Plus, our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!
On our server, we have a 10-week-old baby who is the ruler of the land. That’s right, the baby calls all the shots and you better listen or else you’ll face the wrath of his adorable baby cries. Our husband (28M) is obsessed with this baby and will do anything to protect him, even if it means falling asleep on the couch while baby is contact napping. But don’t worry, the dog is there to keep an eye on things (or so we hope).
Join us for epic adventures like changing diapers, feeding bottles, and putting baby down for nap time with his bib still on. It’s a wild ride filled with excitement and danger (well, maybe not real danger, but you get the idea). And if you dare to question the baby’s authority, be prepared for a whole intervention from the MIL and SIL who will set you straight.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your parenting skills (or lack thereof), then join us for the ultimate baby adventure! Just remember, safety first (even if it means sleeping on the couch with one eye open).
Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of being the designated cleaner in their living space. No more asking your roommates to do their fair share of the chores, only to be met with excuses and attitude. On our server, everyone pulls their weight and keeps the virtual kitchen sparkling clean.
Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without the stress of dealing with messy roommates. Join us and experience the freedom of a clutter-free environment, where the only mess you have to worry about is the one you make while mining for diamonds.
Don’t let lazy roommates ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama of shared living spaces. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of dead creepers roam the halls, scaring the crap out of anyone who dares to enter. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond sword that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underwater base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. It’s like a rave, but with squids and dolphins as the DJs. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epicness.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the craziest, most ridiculous server on the internet. LLAMAS, haunted mansions, underwater raves – what more could you ask for? Let’s get this bread, gamers!