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DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

CraftyCreeper in the Minecraft SMP Zone

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Emeralds Found:	9105
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a herd of angry chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And that’s just the beginning of the madness!

Our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of a giant chicken statue. Rumor has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the server gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this poultry prize?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and have been known to start llama riots when their demands aren’t met. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their woolly rule?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Italy or Altar: You Pick!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Animals Bred:	164
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchantments Applied:	66
New Chunks Explored:	739271	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of constantly putting others before yourself? Do you dream of celebrating your birthday in style without any interruptions? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with birthday surprises and Italy-themed fun. Who needs a wedding when you can party it up in the virtual world? Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you make the best decision for yourself. So ditch the real-life drama and come celebrate your birthday with us!

PeriodsSavedMeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Thank God I finally found diamonds in Minecraft SMP, cuz that means I’m not a noob even though I haven’t played in many moons! Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and avoiding getting pranked by the mischievous admin who once turned the entire spawn into a giant chicken coop. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the legendary player “DiamondDigger69” hoards all the rare loot. So come join us and never have to worry about being a Minecraft virgin again!

SunsetRidersRetire

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Votes:	2307
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Tired of billionaires ruining the economy with their endless quest for more money? Join our Minecraft server where billionaires ride off into the sunset and retire in style! Watch as they build mansions made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on golden horses. Who needs innovation when you have all the money in the world? Join now and live out your wildest billionaire fantasies!

ChinaCantHandleUSMissiles

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	2357
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even China is getting shooketh by it! They’re like, “OMG, those US missile systems are no match for the epicness of this server!” Join now and be part of the madness that’s causing international drama. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs as pets, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this insanity? Come join us and let’s make China even more alarmed with our epic builds and crazy adventures!

GoldRushCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	8

So, like, have you ever wanted to be swimming in gold? Well, this server is the place to be, cuz we literally have gold blocks everywhere! You can build your house out of gold, make your armor out of gold, heck, you can even eat gold for breakfast if you want!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever finds this city will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start digging for that diamond city!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon that roams the server, breathing fire and causing chaos wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the dragon, it will become your loyal companion and help you conquer all your enemies. So come on, join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of gold, diamonds, and dragons!

Pump SMP – E for Everyone {not really} {21+ only} {Extra vanilla}

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla
Version	1.21
Age Requirement	18 and up

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/6nB9QpCs for details on how to join.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The server rules will be explained in the Discord server.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, as long as they meet the age requirement of 18 and up.

MemeCraft Server: Trumped Out

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to escape the real world and dive into a wacky, wild Minecraft server where anything goes? Look no further than our server, where meme magic reigns supreme! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging annoying orange faggots and their billionth campaign run. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the meme magic begin!

TVAddictMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	8383	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Do you love Minecraft but also enjoy a good dose of drama and chaos? Then boy do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper.”

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild group of players appears and challenges you to a dance-off for your loot. Or how about the time when someone accidentally unleashed a horde of angry villagers into the spawn area and chaos ensued?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of rage, then come join us on our server. Just remember, anything can happen on this crazy journey, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

RoomRage Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Animals Bred:	81
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of dealing with bully parents and their mean kids in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that drama and have a blast building, mining, and exploring with a community of friendly players!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about confronting awful parents or dealing with their bully kids. Instead, you can focus on creating epic structures, battling mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures.

Join us now and leave all the real-life drama behind! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to uncover the ghost’s secrets and earn its trust?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find buried treasure or discover a secret underground lair filled with rare loot. The possibilities are endless on our server!