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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2291 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and full of crazy adventures? well, u gotta join this one cuz it’s like, the most epic server everrrr!
like, did u know that on this server, u can ride a flying pig and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes? yeah, it’s totally true! and, like, the diamonds here are so big that they can be used as beds for giants!
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground city on this server where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! they’ll trade u emeralds for space rocks and give u super cool gadgets to use in ur adventures!
plus, there’s a rumor that if u find the legendary golden llama hidden in the jungle, it’ll grant u three wishes! like, how crazy is that?!
so, what r u waiting for? come join this epic minecraft server and be a part of the most insane and hilarious adventures everrrr! trust me, u won’t regret it!
