We got more diamonds than your mom’s jewelry box and more creepers than your uncle’s weird basement.
Join us if you wanna build a house bigger than your ego and mine for resources like you’re trying to find a date on Tinder.
No wife, no problem – just craft, build, and survive with us in this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
So come on, join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the best thing since sliced bread (or at least since that time you accidentally set your house on fire in-game).
Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you question if you’re dealing with a kid scamming for Robux or a creeper blowing up your base. But don’t worry, we’ve got medication for that – just like how she’s on meds for bipolar disorder.
Join us for a visit that’s more dramatic than a family feud over who gets the last diamond in the mines. And just like how her dad defends her behavior, we’ll defend your right to have a good time on our server.
So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about parenting – or at least how to deal with a scammer queen in the making!
our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. we have a secret underground base where herobrine likes to hang out and tell ghost stories to the endermen.
if you join our server, you might even find the legendary notch himself, crafting new updates and trolling the griefers. so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because this server is about to blow your mind like a creeper in a minefield.
if you join our server, you will be blessed by the magical unicorn who will grant you three wishes. but be careful, one of those wishes will always backfire and turn you into a block of cheese for a day.
we have a maze made entirely out of diamonds and if you make it to the end, you will be greeted by a talking potato who will give you the secret code to unlock unlimited diamonds.
come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server. but beware, someone will cut in front of you in line at least once in your life.
https://discord.gg/Va3hTCXG3e
IP: 172.240.12.129 Port: 25648
BanjoMC is a friendly survival server with cross-play support for both Java and Bedrock players. With over 150 active members on our Discord, it offers features like land claims to protect builds, a teleport menu for easy travel, one-person sleep to skip the night, a Discord chat link for in-game and out-of-game communication, no phantoms, and a live map to view the world in real-time!
172.240.12.129:25648
| Server Name | Server IP | Discord | Wiki |
|---|---|---|---|
| MCTown | play.mctown.net | https://discord.gg/fUbBN3bwUs | https://wiki.mctown.net/ |
We are also hosting a PvP event on March 15th with $80 prizes! 🥳
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server multiplayer? | Yes, MCTown is a survival multiplayer server. |
| Are there any custom features on the server? | Yes, there are 100+ custom biomes, season system, resource pack, mobs, items, open world, RPG progressions, community feedback, farming, cooking, fishing systems, and custom furniture and cosmetics. |
| Is the server pay-to-win? | No, there is no pay-to-win element on the server. |
| Are there any upcoming events on the server? | There is a PvP event scheduled for March 15th with $80 prizes. |
We offer a safe haven from overbearing parents who demand you delete your text history. On our server, you can build your dream castle without any interference from angry moms demanding obedience.
So if you’re looking for a place where you can escape the chaos of real life and just focus on building, mining, and crafting, then join us now! And remember, on our server, the only thing blowing up your phone will be notifications of your epic builds!
Picture this: you and your roommate are no longer arguing over parking spots, but instead, you’re battling it out in epic PvP battles to claim the ultimate parking spot in the virtual world. Will you be the one to emerge victorious and claim the coveted spot for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and mysterious creatures waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll embark on as you explore the vast world of Minecraft with your fellow players.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a parking spot when you can have a whole virtual world to conquer? Let the fun begin!