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FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Love Letters Sent:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Never-BAU Minecraft Server

BAU, BAU shit, breaking free, Escaping, Farewell, freedom, freedom from BAU, fresh start, good riddance, Goodbye, goodbye BAU, leaving behind, Liberation, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, never again, never looking back, NeverBAU, new beginning, no more, Server, suckers

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magic Items Found:	8929	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	67	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Tired of dealing with boring old BAU BAU crap in your everyday life? Say goodbye to that nonsense and join our Minecraft server where you can escape the BAU BAU drama once and for all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and endless possibilities. So why wait? Join now and leave those suckers behind for good!

Minecraft SMP: /XSG/ XRP Schizo General #2366

bearableguy123, binance, Bitrue, COINBASE, COLD STORAGE, fud, general, hot storage, Kraken, kucoin, Lore, Market Cap, Minecraft, Mr. Pool, Paper Wallet, ROBİNHOOD, Schizo, smp, uphold, wallet, xrp, XRPL, xsg

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Meteorites Collected:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3926
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, filled with wild adventures and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us and experience the wildest parties that never stop! From building epic structures to battling mobs in the most ridiculous ways possible, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground vault filled with XRP (yes, you heard that right) that you can mine and trade with other players. Who knew cryptocurrency could be so fun in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us today and let the fun begin!

CanonCraft Minecraft Server

answer arcs, Beato, bernkastel, canon, CanonCraft, culprit, hallucinating, Hanyuu, higurashi, Interpretations, Kinzo, meta world, Minecraft, misled, Mystery, Natsuhi, red truth, říká, Rosa Ushiromiya, Ryukishi07, sanity, Sayo Yasuda rule, Server, trans killer, Truth, Tulpa, umineko

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about storytelling? Look no further! Join our server where Ryukishi07’s answer arcs are just the tip of the iceberg.

In our world, Rika is losing her sanity and hallucinating her tulpa as a tangible being. Hanyuu? Oh, she’s just a figment of everyone’s imagination, never actually meant to be seen. The rules of the meta world are as twisted as a pretzel, with culprits that are never formally introduced and truths that shift like sand in the wind.

But wait, there’s more! In Umineko, the truth is whatever the majority believes. Beato as the trans killer? You fell for Bernkastel’s mind games, my friend. The red truth is as malleable as Play-Doh, and Sayo Yasuda rule? Ha! Don’t make us laugh.

Join us on this wild ride where the culprit’s identity is still up in the air, but we’re pretty sure it was Rosa Ushiromiya. Ryukishi is a master of deception, and you’ll be led astray at every turn. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Hafu Movie Star Minecraft SMP

biracial, Casting, cultural diversity, Diversity, ethnic backgrounds, film industry, hafu, hafu characters, Identity, inclusion, Japanese culture, mainstream media, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Minority representation, mixed race, Movie, movies, Multiculturalism, representation, smp, star, Stereotypes, underrepresented

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Animals Bred:	142	Enchantments Applied:	238
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no hafu representation? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We have hafu characters galore, running around and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and plenty of hafu shenanigans. Who needs boring old movies when you can be a part of the action in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Join now and see what all the hype is about!

The Redstone Republic Minecraft Server

CONSERVATIVE, everywhere, forum, Minecraft, Porn ads, Redstone, Republic, right wing, Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with right-wing conservative debates and porn ads everywhere! Who knew politics and adult content could go hand in hand in the world of Minecraft? But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! So come on and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen!

Masterpiece Minecraft SMP King

artist, ARTISTRY, Craftsmanship, creative process, creativity, Dedication, determination, Excellence, GENIUS, hard work, inspiration, King, Masterpiece, Minecraft, motivation, Passion, Perfection, skill, smp, success, talent, talent development, work ethic

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	New Chunks Explored:	806586
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	4838

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the magic of our resident builder, who creates mind-blowing masterpieces with just a few blocks and a whole lot of creativity. Rumor has it that he once built a fully functioning roller coaster that could take you to the moon and back in under 60 seconds. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore his latest creation, a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. Who knows what insane project he’ll come up with next? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Blocky Rivals Minecraft Server

balance patches, blocky, Cosmetics, costumes, free to play, guides, Heroes, Launch Trailer, leaked characters, Marvel, marvel entertainment, marvel rivals, Minecraft, Multiverse, Netease, News, patch notes, PvP, Rivals, season 0 trailer, Server, team-based, Third-person Shooter, Tips, Tricks, Villains

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive tasks? Well, look no further because Marvel Rivals is here to save the day! Join our server and pick from a wide range of Marvel heroes and villains to battle it out in epic 6v6 team-based matches.

But wait, there’s more! We have leaked upcoming characters that will blow your mind, like a dancing Deadpool and a singing Thanos. Our latest patch notes include balancing changes such as giving Hulk a tutu for extra agility.

And don’t forget about our exclusive Ironman skin gift code that will make your character look like a disco ball on steroids. So what are you waiting for? Join Marvel Rivals now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Cool_Cat_Kik Minecraft SMP

Cool_Cat_Kik, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with wild adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for our weekly “Kik sesh” where we gather around a virtual campfire and share the most ridiculous stories from our Minecraft journeys. From accidentally setting our houses on fire to getting chased by a pack of angry llamas, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like chicken jousting and egg tossing. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely out of feathers.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamonds? Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life on “Kik sesh”!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Ratings, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, unique items, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Mega NEET INCEL Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, delusions of grandeur, FANTASY, highschool dropout, IMMORTALITY, incel, Mega, megalomania, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, missing kids, NEET, personal growth, psychic, roman emperor, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self help, Server, Therapy, therapy alternatives, unhealthy thoughts

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Animals Bred:	199	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, dreaming of conquering the world like a Roman emperor? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and live out your wildest fantasies of world domination without ever leaving your computer chair.

Our server is filled with epic quests, insane battles, and even the chance to become a psychic detective who reunites missing kids with their families. Who needs therapy or pills when you have a Minecraft server that can fulfill all your delusional desires?

So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft emperor!