FactuallyFunny – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Decimal SMP

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1.20.1+ | We’re a semi-vanilla SMP server with only a few QOL Spigot plugins, welcoming all JAVA players (currently) to join and have a wonderful time! The server’s very new, so no one has anything better than Diamond yet! Come and secure a great headstart while you still can! This server is home to a welcoming and blossoming community, as well as a strong staff team dedicated to making your experience better!

135.148.141.171

Broomstix: Where Flying on Sundays and teleporting pets is the norm in a Vanilla world!

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Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports	N/A
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).
Hard difficulty.
Custom enchantments.
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them.
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday.
ProtectionStones for land claiming.
Bartering economy system.
No grief.
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere).
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.
Responsive staff.
Voting ranks and rewards.
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

FAQ

Q: Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft?

A: Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.

Q: Is there a specific day for free fly in the overworld?

A: Free fly in the overworld is available every Sunday.

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

Q: Are there any griefing rules on the server?

A: No griefing is allowed on the server.

Q: How can I interact with the community when I’m away from the game?

A: You can use Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community through Discord.

Q: How do I get voting ranks and rewards?

A: You can earn voting ranks and rewards by participating in server voting activities.

Uncle Bucks Minecraft

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Are you tired of begging your uncle for money in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and you can earn virtual money by slaying dragons and selling their scales! No more tears, just cold hard cash (well, virtual cash, but still)! Plus, our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs like to bust a move when they think no one is watching. Join now for a chance to party with zombies and skeletons!

Crafty AF: Where Creepers Explode and Players Get Trolled! 😂🎮

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If only people were paying more attention, they’d know how busy she is…busy building the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join now and witness the chaos as sheep ride pigs into battle, creepers breakdance, and diamond armor is so last season. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, adventure, and maybe a few accidental lava baths. Join now and see why everyone is talking about this server…if they can tear themselves away from the dance party at the village square, that is.

Mystical Aurora

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Welcome to Mystical Aurora! We are a 1.20.4 Economy SMP server! Join us today to conquer a fresh new world. We offer over 50+ features for your enjoyment. Here’s a quick list!

Server Information Discord: Click Here Store: /buy in-game Wiki: Click Here Server IP: play.mysticalaurora.xyz Version: 1.20.4

We do plan to update to 1.20.6, skipping 1.20.5. However, this will take some time to allow plugin developers to update their resources.

play.mysticalaurora.xyz

TerrestrialMC

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TerrestrialMC is a 1.20.4 Towny Minecraft: Java Edition Server (with Bedrock Support), built by Astronomical, a developer for community-curated versions of the educational web game “The Campaign Trail”. Using a 1:750 map of the Earth, with more planets to come, players are encouraged to build a town, forge a nation, and explore with their friends!

The server’s IP is play.terrestrialmc.com. You can play on Java, or Bedrock with the port 19132.

Join our Discord at – https://discord.gg/zMCrHUhWby

play.terrestrialmc.net

Phobos SMP: Where Fear and Vanilla Beans Collide!

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Phobos SMP Overview
Version	v1.20.6/v1.21
Launch Date	June 3rd, 2024
Discord	Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

What do we have to offer?

2 Entirely new custom bosses
Exciting new one-per-world legendary weapons to compete for
No mods
An active welcoming community
Lore to build off of
A whitelist to keep the server safe
A team of admins with experience in smaller minecraft server who communicate well with the playerbase
Very little rules, we work on a system of trust between each other
Changes to the quality of life to freshen up the gameplay experience
All of this while still keeping a very vanilla feel

I joined the Discord, what now?

Go to the #smp-application-here channel in the discord and introduce yourself! The admins will make sure you get access to the rest of the server!

Who can join Phobos SMP?

We’re looking for people from all over the world, we have a lot of European members so some more in the American timezones would be most welcome! Everyone is welcome!

XenoCraft LOLz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Xenoblade 3 on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Just like in Xenoblade 3, you’ll find yourself immersed in a world full of excitement and wonder.

Forget about elemental combos, we’ve got something even better – explosive sheep that rain down from the sky and turn everything into a giant disco party! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be blown away by the insanity that awaits you. Who needs Xenoblade 3 when you’ve got us?

MossyCraft: Where even the rustiest blocks can still be hilarious!

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Welcome to Rusted Moss, the only Minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-plated llama, who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s wooden sword into a lightsaber. True story!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Nether rollercoaster, where you’ll zoom past lava lakes and dodge fireball-shooting ghasts. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart tight!

So why wait? Join Rusted Moss today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner!

Iron Belly Survival: Where griefing is semi-acceptable, just like your mom’s cooking! 1.20.6 with a tiny world!

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Minecraft Server Name	Iron Bars
Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Rule	No hacking
World Border	2000 blocks
IP Address	135.148.137.142:25744
Discord	https://discord.gg/7wrB4rd9

FAQ

Q: What is the server type?

A: Iron Bars is a Semi-Anarchy server with the only rule being no hacking.

Q: Is there a world border on the server?

A: Yes, there is a world border at 2000 blocks.

Q: How fresh is the world on the server?

A: The server was founded recently, so the world is still fresh and now would be a great time to join and get ahead of the game!

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

A: The server is running version 1.20.6.

Q: Is it possible to build a community on the server?

A: Yes, the server is great for building a community while still being at risk anywhere you build.

Q: Can I destroy other players’ structures on the server?

A: Yes, everything else is fair game on the server, so you can destroy everybody else’s fun.