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The Awkward Minecraft SMP Facts

facing fears, alphabet, phobias, Fractions, facts

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all kinds of quirks and oddities! If you struggle with everyday tasks like reading an Imperial Measuring tape, setting up a caulking gun, or even reciting the alphabet, you’ll fit right in with us.

Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?

Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!

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RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

harsh truths, denial of reality, facts, hard truths, reality check

Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

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UniVerseFactsMC SMP

Science, Cosmic, smp, Universe, Fascinating

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

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MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

unbelievable research, Mind Blowing, hard to believe., Shocking.., jaw-dropping

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

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NoWiFiNoFactsMC SMP

digital age, Communication, Exploration, unknown, knowledge

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy? That’s right, these llama traders will buy your diamonds for emeralds and sell you enchanted gear for a fair price. Join our server to uncover the mysteries of the llama mafia and become a wealthy player in no time! Plus, we have a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and experience the wacky world of llamas, pig racing, and so much more!

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CroissantCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, CroissantCraft, Communication, Bakery, husband

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value facts and opinions just as much as we value building epic structures! Join us if you want to learn new things and share your knowledge, just like the time I tried to educate my husband about chocolate croissants and it ended in a heated argument about pastries.

On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.

So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.

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MineTube Minecraft Server

Modernization, Equipment, facts, WARFARE, Training

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

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CreeperConspiracy

unsettling truths, unsettling discoveries, unsettling statistics, unsettling realities, CreeperConspiracy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to discover the deeply unsettling fact that all the cows in our world are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. But don’t worry, you can join forces with the chickens to overthrow them and become the ultimate ruler of the farmyard! So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you!

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BodyHorrorMinecraft SMP

nervous system, Science, skin, physiology, Dna

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the human body is the main focus!

Did you know that the human body has enough bones to make a whole skeleton army? Join our server and see if you can collect all the bones to summon your very own bone army to protect your base from pesky creepers!

Or how about the fact that your stomach acid is strong enough to dissolve metal? Use this fun fact to your advantage in PvP battles by spitting acid at your enemies and watching them melt away!

Join our server today and discover all the creepy and interesting facts about the human body, while also having a blast with our hilarious and eccentric community. Who knew learning about biology could be so much fun in Minecraft?

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Worldly /int/ Explorer Minecraft SMP

international discussions, Insights, Minecraft, Global, Countries

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually use real facts and information? Join our Minecraft SMP where we base all our knowledge on the wild and wacky world of /int/! That’s right, we trust the anonymous users of this forum to give us the lowdown on countries, cultures, and everything in between.

Join us for a truly unique experience where you’ll learn that Australia is actually ruled by kangaroos, Russia is just one big vodka party, and Canada is secretly plotting to take over the world with their maple syrup army. Don’t miss out on the chance to expand your horizons with our totally legit and definitely accurate information. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and the questionable facts we provide)!

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