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FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Vtuber Ventures – Minecraft Server

#youtube, advice, Aspiring, Audience, capcut, Company auditions, davinci resolve, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, Open, Premiere, privacy tips, Server, Startups, streaming, trolling techniques, twitch, useful links, vegas pro, Ventures, Video editor, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	3048
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of Vtubers who give advice on everything from streaming platforms to video editing software. Need to know if you should stream on Twitch or YouTube? They’ve got you covered. Wondering if there’s an audience for something as crazy as X? They’ll give you the lowdown.

– Want to join an open company audition for Hololive or Niji? Look no further! Our server has all the connections you need to make your Vtubing dreams come true.

– And if you’re worried about trolls, don’t be! We have a whole list of common trolling techniques to watch out for. Stay one step ahead of those pesky pranksters!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation!

“Why Didn’t They End Up Dating” Minecraft SMP

DATING, dating advice, dating dilemmas, dating problems, dating struggles, Didnt, love advice, love mysteries, love questions, Minecraft, missed connections, mixed signals, relationship advice, relationship confusion, relationship issues, relationship questions, romantic confusion, romantic misunderstandings, romantic uncertainty, smp, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, why didn’t they end up dating

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So come on down to our server and see why everyone is asking, “Why didn’t they end up dating?” Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Her Game? Minecraft Server

Competitive Gaming, esports, female gamer, Game, Gaming, gaming addiction, Gaming Challenges, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experience, gaming industry, Gaming Lifestyle, gaming obsession, gaming passion, Gaming Skills, Gaming Strategies, gaming world, girl gamer, Her game, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, video games

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	125	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, explore a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers, and even take on a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato of ultimate power!

But that’s not all – our server also has a disco party every Friday night in the Nether, where you can dance with zombie pigmen and show off your best creeper impression. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden llama trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the year!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Hunter x Hunter Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime adaptation, Chimera Ant arc, dark continent, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, hiatus x hiatus, HISOKA, Hunter, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, JEETrollo, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Manga, Minecraft, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, SHONEN, smp, togashi, Yorknew City

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because Togashi’s SMP is here to shake things up!

Join JEETrollo for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Rumor has it that Togashi himself will personally challenge players to epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impression.

So what are you waiting for? Join JEETrollo today and see what Togashi has in store for you! But be warned, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Murdered America Minecraft Server

America, Conflict, controversy, cover up, Diplomacy, Espionage, Forgotten, Government, History, injustice, international relations, investigation, March, Memory, Minecraft, murder, Murdered, News, political tensions, RETALIATION, russians, Server, Tragedy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Towns Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the wildest adventures, like when America decided to challenge Russia to a PvP battle and ended up taking out 100 Russian players in one epic showdown! It was like a real-life Hunger Games, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like “TNT Run with a Twist” where the floor disappears randomly and you have to dodge falling anvils while trying to stay alive. It’s a heart-pounding experience that will have you on the edge of your seat!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? See you there!

Neighborhood Watch Minecraft SMP

city life, cityscape, Community, dwelling place, home sweet home, Hometown, local area, location, Minecraft, Neighborhood, place of origin, post a picture, residential district, Roots, smp, street view, suburban scene, town view, urban landscape, urban living, village vibes, watch, where are you from

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right), or participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build a giant toilet out of pink wool in under 10 minutes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Llama Mafia” who roam the land on their trusty llamas, demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! And don’t forget to post a pic of your neighborhood – we need to make sure you’re not secretly a llama spy in disguise!

CraftyCreeper – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, CraftyCreeper, Dota 2, Dotabuff, esports, Game, general, guides, INFORMATION, Kissing dotards, League players, Lore, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Protracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Void Armor Forged:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with kissing dotards and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where you can battle it out with legendary heroes from Dota 2, all while building your own epic creations in Minecraft. Who wouldn’t want to team up with Pudge or Crystal Maiden to take down creepers and zombies?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden lore and secrets waiting to be discovered. Unravel the mysteries of the Dota 2 universe while crafting your own story in Minecraft.

And if you’re a League player looking to expand your horizons, we’ve got you covered too. Our server is the perfect place to learn the ways of Dota 2 and show off your skills in a whole new world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate crossover of Dota 2 and Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The PastaCrafters Minecraft SMP

character creation, Community, COSPLAY, costume design, cultural appropriation, cultural exchange, cultural immersion, FANTASY, Gaming, historical reenactment, identity exploration, immersive experience, interactive experience, ITALIANS, larp, live Action Role Play, Minecraft, new worlders, PastaCrafters, role playing, simulation, smp, storytelling

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Items Found:	5216
Void Armor Forged:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where all the new worlders are required to larp as Italians! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that pasta and pizza are the true keys to success in Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to roleplay as a pasta-loving, pizza-eating Italian mobster while building epic structures and battling creepers?

Join us for epic mobster turf wars where the winner gets to claim the best pizza joint in town. Or how about a spaghetti eating contest to see who can shovel down the most noodles before getting a food coma? And don’t even get us started on the epic quest to find the legendary meatball of power hidden deep within the mines.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner Italian mobster for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Mangia mangia! 🍝🍕

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

advice, Anon, Anonymity, choose one, Community, decision, Decision making, digital communication, Dilemma, forum discussion, internet culture, Minecraft, online forum, online interaction, Options, PALS, peer pressure, PIXEL, r9k, Server, social media, Support, tough choices, user engagement

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6008
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of spud-tacular power?

4. Our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out rainbow-colored wool. It’s like a unicorn, but fluffier!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, you can only choose one anon…

Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP

balancing work and family, career, Company, company policies, family, family-friendly workplace, Fatherhood, holomem, holomems, Kids, MAMA, maternity leave, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenthood, parenting at work, paternity leave, Pregnancy, smp, work and kids, work and pregnancy, work-life balance, Working, working parents

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2826	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4873
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
New Chunks Explored:	718998	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around our players! Join us if you want to be part of a community where holomems have been known to get pregnant and have kids while working on their epic creations. Who needs maternity leave when you can just build a nursery in your virtual world? And don’t worry, the babies are all pixelated so they won’t keep you up at night crying. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! (Disclaimer: No actual holomems were harmed in the making of this server)