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FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Potions Brewed:	99	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Endless Night Skies:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Civil unrest, crime, demonstrations, Fire, HUMAN RIGHTS, Indian, Justice, killing, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, protest, public outcry, Ragecraft, Rally, rape, Safety, Server, Social Issues, Teargas, Trainee Doctor, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna escape the craziness of the real world and dive into a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a bonfire, then you gotta join this server. We got Indian Police firing teargas at rallies against rape and killing of trainee doctors…wait, what? Nah, just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that even the cops would be like, “What in the blocky world is going on here?!” Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some memories that’ll have you saying, “I can’t believe that just happened in Minecraft!”

BlockyRx: Crafting Cures & Bypassing Failures

BlockyRx, bypassing, Crafting, Cures, Disease, drug delivery, drug design, drug development, drug discovery, drug efficacy, drug formulation., Drug Interaction, drug metabolism, drug resistance, drug screening, drug targeting, drug toxicity, druggable, Failures, GPCR receptors, Mechanism, pharmaceuticals, research, study, successful drug design

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate Minecraft playground, ya know? We got crazy builds, epic mini-games, and a whole bunch of awesome players to hang out with.

But here’s the real kicker – we got this secret potion that makes you build like a pro! No more messing up your builds or getting stuck in a block. With our potion, you’ll be the master builder of the server in no time.

And get this – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all kinds of rare loot. But here’s the catch – you gotta solve a series of crazy puzzles to find it. It’s like a real-life adventure, but in Minecraft!

So come join us on this epic server and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and madness that awaits you!

Lost in SpaceLink: Where SMP, Factions, Skyblock, and Skygrid collide!

collide, Factions, Lost, Network, Skyblock, Skygrid, smp, SpaceLink

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	424034
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Chimeras Created:	2

Server Overview

Server	Gamemodes
Skyblock	Daily Rewards, Custom Islands, Economy System and Shop, Minions, Spawners
Survival	Modified world generation, Economy System and Shop, Daily Rewards, No resets (Semi-Vanilla), RTP!
Skygrid	Infinite grid of resources, Daily Rewards, Economy System and Shop
Factions	Proper Clan System, Economy system and shop, Daily Rewards, Spawners

Server Info

Version: 1.8 – 1.21

Recommended version: 1.21

IP: play.spacelink.cc (Java Only)

Website: https://spacelink.cc/

Discord: https://discord.gg/ezeWRtaeje

FAQ

1. What versions does the server support?

The server supports versions 1.8 to 1.21, with 1.21 being the recommended version.

2. What gamemodes are available on the server?

The server offers Skyblock, Survival (Modified and Semi-Vanilla), Skygrid, and Factions.

3. What features are available in Skyblock?

Features in Skyblock include Daily Rewards, Custom Islands, Economy System and Shop, Minions, and Spawners.

4. What features are available in Survival?

Survival features include Modified world generation, Economy System and Shop, Daily Rewards, No resets (Semi-Vanilla), and RTP!

5. What features are available in Skygrid?

Skygrid features an infinite grid of resources, Daily Rewards, and Economy System and Shop.

6. What features are available in Factions?

Factions features a Proper Clan System, Economy system and shop, Daily Rewards, and Spawners.

Mutahar’s Twitter Escape – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Censorship, Digital Detox, disgust, Escape, graphic depictions, healthy level, internet culture, leaving Twitter, meme, mental health, Minecraft, Mutahar, Mutahars, online behavior, Online Community, sane move, self-care, Server, Shit, shit fetishism, social media, toxic content, twitter

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of seeing graphic depictions of poop all over your Twitter feed? Want to escape the madness and join a Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not feces? Look no further! Our server is poop-free guaranteed, so you can build to your heart’s content without fear of stumbling upon any unsavory surprises. Join us now and say goodbye to shit fetishism once and for all!

LetGoCraftsMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional release, eye irritation, forgiveness, good times, Healing Process, inner peace, LetGoCraftsMinecraftSMP, letting go, Memories, moving forward, moving on, moving past grief, Nostalgia, personal growth, Releasing, Self Discovery, self reflection

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magic Items Found:	5189	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	195	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wearing tiny top hats. Don’t worry, they’re friendly, they just want to show off their fashion sense. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of giant pixel art sculptures in his wake. Some say he’s a mythical being, others say he’s just a really dedicated builder with too much free time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of absurdity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – trust us, you’ll need them.

NoBroRideVacay

adhd, anxiety, autism, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, family vacation, INCONVENIENCE, late arrival, NoBroRideVacay, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, road trip, sacrifice, Schedule, sibling, sibling dynamics, unruly teenager

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchantments Applied:	135
Magic Items Found:	4953	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1691

Are you tired of babysitting your unruly 15-year-old brother on family road trips? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos and embark on epic adventures without any annoying siblings tagging along!

Join our server and leave the drama behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to broken phones and laptops, and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Our server is the perfect getaway for those who crave peace and quiet, away from the madness of family trips. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin! Plus, we promise there won’t be any unexpected passengers hopping into your virtual car ride.

LootLottery Minecraft SMP

celebration, dream, EXCITEMENT, financial freedom, first thing, Fortunate, Generosity, goals, Happiness, indulgence, jackpot, life changing, LootLottery, Lottery, Lucky, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Plans, smp, unexpected, winning, Wishes

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

If you won the lottery, the first thing you should do is join our epic Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in players who can do the floss dance in real life. So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie your way into the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockbusterMemories

BlockbusterMemories, Cinematic, dramatic, emotional, Enduring, forever.., Haunting, heart-wrenching, iconic, Impactful, influential, Lasting, memorable, movie scene, poignant, Powerful, Significant, Timeless, unforgettable

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Villages Defended:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by. That’s right, on our server, pigs are the true masters of the dance floor.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Cinema, where you can watch all your favorite movie scenes recreated in glorious blocky fashion. From Titanic to The Lion King, we’ve got it all. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret screening of the latest blockbuster before it’s even released!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot a dancing pig or two along the way.

StormShadowCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Allies, Conflict Resolution, current events, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, international relations, military support, Minecraft, News, political tensions, Reports, russia, Server, Storm Shadow, StormShadowCraft, Telegraph, uk, Ukraine, US, weapons

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2

so, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. like, we got this crazy story where the UK is like secretly supporting Ukraine with these epic Storm Shadow missiles inside Russia. but don’t worry, we ain’t startin’ no beef with the US, we just here to have a good time and blow stuff up in Minecraft. join us for some wild adventures and see if you can survive the chaos. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

CreeperCrisis – Keep Calm and Craft On

Allies, Calm, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, Craft, CreeperCrisis, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, european union, fear of escalation, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international relations, major problem, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Ukraine

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Items Found:	6934	Alien Abductions:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

So, like, ukraine is all like “oh no, we scared of escalation with our allies” and we’re all like “bro, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill and fun than worrying about wars and stuff”. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance, it’s a wild ride. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so, like, why stress about real life when you can just block it out with some blocky fun on our server? come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!