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  • Fact or Mine: LOL, It’s True!

    Fact or Mine: LOL, It’s True!

    New Minecraft Servers

    🚨 Join Us for the Wildest Minecraft Adventure of Your Life! 🚨

    Ever heard of that time when the Great Potato War of 2089 was fought in Minecraft? No? Well, buckle up, because on this server, you’re not just playing; you’re crafting legends! Join now to defend your potato farms from invading mobs who think they can claim your starchy treasures! 🥔⚔️

    Did you know that in 1978, a group of Minecraft explorers accidentally discovered a hidden dimension filled with glittering glowstone and dancing llamas? Well, that’s totally not going to happen here… unless you bring your disco moves! Join us and maybe just maybe, you’ll unlock the ultimate party dimension where mobs boogie down to 8-bit tunes! 💃🕺

    What about those ancient ruins just beyond the mountains on our server? Legends say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover the fabled Lost Pickaxe of Poseidon, rumored to grant you the ability to swim through waterfalls like a dolphin! 🐬✨ Yes, it’s been scientifically proven (by us) that diving headfirst into waters with this pickaxe will instantly grant you a six-pack and an insatiable craving for more diamonds! 💎💪

    And let’s not forget the legendary tales of our enchanted village, where villagers trade rare items for things as absurd as rare Pokémon cards and grandma’s secret cookie recipes. Where else can you barter your way to the future of Minecraft commerce? Just remember, if you hear the sound of a cat meowing, it means you’ve entered the realm of the ancient cat overlords who will challenge your building skills in a game of “Who can build the tastiest cake?!” 🍰🐱

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted? Ghosts of past players roam the pixelated streets, and if you’re lucky (or unlucky), you might find a floating head offering you unlimited blocks in exchange for your soul! 😱👻 But don’t worry, he’s totally chill—he prefers puns and dad jokes over actual hauntings!

    So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you square off against distracted sheep in a staring contest, build a rollercoaster that defies the laws of physics, and embark on a quest to find the mythical Nether Taco that blinds your enemies with joie de vivre? 🌮✨

    Adventure awaits; grab your crafting table and dive into a world where reality is just a suggestion, and the only limit is your wildest imagination! Are you ready? The blocky world needs you! 🌍💥

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  • FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP

    FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

    So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ender Quest Vanilla SMP

    Ender Quest Vanilla SMP

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    Ender SMP Server

    Do you have Minecraft but no pals to play with? Check out this cool new server made by me and ako! Everyone is welcome!

    What You Need:

      • Java Version of Minecraft
      • A good mood! :3

    Join Us! Help us make this a fun and warm place to play and chat!

    Discord: Join our Discord to chat and meet others! Click here to join!

    Let’s build a great community together!

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  • MCC SMP Fun Zone Today!

    MCC SMP Fun Zone Today!

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    MCC SMP

    MCC is a fun mix of Economy, Survival, and PvP. It just went live, so join in for a fresh Minecraft vibe that will keep you smiling for weeks!

    The server is still being worked on, but you can still get the full Minecraft fun. If you have any cool ideas or things you want to see, just let us know!

    Note: Griefing is cool, but not in the spawn area!

    31.214.162.217:25726

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  • Tornado Survival Quest Zone

    Tornado Survival Quest Zone

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    Tornado Survival Server Info

    Game: Minecraft Version: 1.21 Mod: Neoforge with Tornado Mod

    Description:

    This is a cool server! You gotta have the mods on your game to join. If you need help, just look up a quick 5 min YT vid. It’s super easy!

    Join Us and Have Fun!

    212.192.28.133:25882

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  • ODIUMTRUES Middle School SMP

    ODIUMTRUES Middle School SMP

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    Welcome to ODiumTrues Middle School

    This is a cool SMP server! It has factions and voice chat. Want to chat with pals? Just grab the simple voice chat mod! Jump in and have fun!

    mc.odiumtrues.com

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  • Pixelmon Origins: Join the Fun!

    Pixelmon Origins: Join the Fun!

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    Pixelmon Origins – Your Journey Starts Here!

    Are you ready for fun? Pixelmon Origins is the place to be! Join a lively server with a great crew.

    What You Get:

      • Custom Picks: Choose your own path!
      • Tournaments: Join events and win cool stuff.
      • VIP Access: Get perks without the fuss.
      • Quests Daily: New tasks to keep it fresh.
      • Balanced Economy: Trade and thrive!
      • Active Players: 30+ friends online every day.

    Why Join?

    This is a world full of fun, challenges, and chances to shine. Each player can pick a nation and join themed events. There are also Pokémon battles and a special money system to keep it exciting.

    Don’t wait! Join Pixelmon Origins now and become a legend!

    pixelmonorigins.haskhosting.com.br

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  • Slidr Junior High Fun Zone

    Slidr Junior High Fun Zone

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    # Slidr Junior High School SMP Code of Conduct

    Welcome to our server! To keep it fun and safe, please follow these rules. By playing here, you agree to this Code of Conduct.

    ## 1. Be Respectful – Treat all players with kindness. – No bullying, harassment, or hate. – Respect others’ space and builds.

    ## 2. No Swearing or Bad Language – This is a family-friendly server. – No bad words in chat, signs, or names. – Keep jokes and talks for all ages.

    ## 3. No Griefing or Stealing – Don’t destroy or change others’ builds. – Stealing is a big no-no. – If it’s not yours, don’t touch it.

    ## 4. Play Fair – No cheating or hacks. – No X-ray, auto-clickers, or exploits.

    ## 5. Use Chat Responsibly – Don’t spam or use too many caps. – No ads or self-promo without asking. – Listen to mods and staff.

    ## 6. Consequences Breaking the rules can lead to: – Warnings – Temporary or permanent bans – Rollback of builds or progress

    All punishments are up to the mods.

    ## Final Notes This server is a place to have fun. Let’s help each other enjoy the game! If you see rule-breaking, tell a mod or admin.

    slidr.iscool.fun

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  • Duck Anarchy: Pure Chaos Awaits

    Duck Anarchy: Pure Chaos Awaits

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    Duck Anarchy

    Welcome to Duck Anarchy, a wild Minecraft server run by The Duck Union. This crew is all about true chaos. No rules, no admins, just pure freedom and total mayhem in a raw survival world.

    Everything is self-hosted by the owner. Join if you dare!

    147.185.221.29:13963

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  • LifestealMC: Steal Hearts, Have Fun!

    LifestealMC: Steal Hearts, Have Fun!

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    Welcome to LifestealMC!

    LifestealMC is your new summer server! With fun gameplay, you write your own tale. Raid or build bases, steal hearts, and have a blast! We got cool stuff you won’t find anywhere else!

    play.lifestealmc.org

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