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Facts That Haunt You

  • Regretful Facts Minecraft SMP

    Regretful Facts Minecraft SMP

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    Yo yo yo! Listen up, fellow blockheads! Have you ever wanted to experience the one and only life-changing moments of your digital existence? Well, grab your pickaxe and throw on your helmet, ’cause this Minecraft SMP is a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of pure insanity and chaotic fun!

    First off, let me tell you about Steve’s Great Hotdog Stand. Legend has it that if you find it and eat a hotdog, your blocky character will gain the magical power of teleportation to the Nether! But here’s the kicker – the hotdogs are made from a secret recipe handed down from a Creeper Grandma who blinked twice in 1963. And if you eat one while jumping on a trampoline made of golden blocks, you might just summon the Ender Dragon for a friendly BBQ! What could go wrong?!

    Next, have you ever seen a chicken wearing a diamond crown? Well, here in this SMP, they don’t just exist, they rule entire kingdoms! Chickens can trade enchanted feathers for llama-riding lessons, and if you win a chicken duel, you get to eat unlimited cake! I’m talking infinite! Like, your inventory’s gonna be stuffed with cakes to the point you’ll be wondering if you’ve joined some bakery cult instead of a Minecraft server!

    Oh and get this – every week is "Meme Week" where you can summon super rare mobs if you upload the cringiest meme from 2012 to the server’s cringe channel. Failed MLG skits, overused Yo Mama jokes, and poorly drawn stick figure comics are the key to unleashing the legendary “Glitchy Zombie.” This guy can duplicate your items but can also equip himself with the exact same armor as you. It’s like fighting a mirror of yourself, but he looks 10 times cooler, and that’s just heartbreaking!

    Got a friend you need to troll? Well, there’s a hidden "friendship bond-breaking" potion you can brew only during a lunar eclipse that turns their entire house into sponge blocks! Imagine their horror when their castle castle turns into a mushy sponge and drowns in an endless pool of syrup! Yes, they will never trust you again, but did you see their face?! PRICELESS!

    Seriously, the adventures are more insane than trying to teach a Villager how to do the floss dance while two Endermen market their latest "outfit." Join us, embrace the chaos, and witness the glory of summoning THE Legendary Pixelated Squirrel, who can solve your relationship issues with just a few nuts. You’ll never want to go back to your boring reality again, trust me!

    In conclusion, join this Minecraft SMP for the wild stories, weird power-ups, and the chance to be a part of the most ridiculous blocky adventures ever! Because who needs basic facts when you can live in a world where everything is absurdly unpredictable? Let’s go, you absolute legends! 🐱‍👤🔥

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  • Old Thread Minecraft Server

    Old Thread Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild and wacky adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

    Join us and embark on quests to find the rarest underwear in all of Minecraft! From diamond-encrusted briefs to glow-in-the-dark boxers, the possibilities are endless! Who knew underwear could be so exciting?

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with talking socks who will guide you on your quest for the ultimate pair of undies. Will you be brave enough to face the sock puppets and claim your prize?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Just be sure to pack some extra pairs of underwear – things are about to get crazy!

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  • PixelatedPrincesses Minecraft SMP

    PixelatedPrincesses Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of seeing Latinx girls taking over TikTok with their non-geeky ways? Want to join a Minecraft SMP where Indian and black females reign supreme and show off their nerdy side? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the TikTok madness and embrace your inner geek! Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. Who needs TikTok when you can have a blast with us? Join now and let’s show the world that nerdy girls rule the Minecraft universe!

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  • come in, maybe you will become a (assistant) Minecraft server

    come in, maybe you will become a (assistant) Minecraft server

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    The owner of the “come on in, maybe you will become an assistant” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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  • 4K Minecraft Server Fun

    4K Minecraft Server Fun

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, we had to upscale our intro video to 4K just to contain all the awesomeness! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and maybe even a dance party with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience Minecraft like never before!

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  • /fin/ – Serafina General Minecraft SMP

    /fin/ – Serafina General Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where Jackal Demigod vtuber/vsinger, Serafina, reigns supreme with her epic Golden Hour cover that will make your ears melt in delight.

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wild adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Serafina herself, flying around on a magical rainbow llama while serenading everyone with her angelic voice. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky and wonderful Minecraft community!

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  • Blocky Reddit Whores Minecraft Server

    Blocky Reddit Whores Minecraft Server

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    >be me >be on this epic Minecraft server >join and see the most insane builds ever >someone built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig >another player made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit >join for the crazy shenanigans and hilarious chat >someone started a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself >come for the diamonds, stay for the laughs >ignore the reddit whores, this server is where the real action is at

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  • Why-Western-Game-Developers-Worship-Minecraft-SMP

    Why-Western-Game-Developers-Worship-Minecraft-SMP

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a secret society of black American game developers who have unlocked the secrets of the Minecraft universe and are now worshipped by all players. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted special powers like the ability to summon a diamond sword-wielding llama to fight by your side. So come on and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible!

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  • Park Ranger Minecraft Server

    Park Ranger Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being discriminated against for enjoying a little green in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we welcome all types of plant enthusiasts with open arms! Our parks are so well-maintained, you’ll feel like you’re walking through a botanical garden high on life (and maybe a little something else). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground garden where the rarest and dankest plants grow – but you didn’t hear that from us. So come on over and blaze a trail on our server, you won’t regret it!

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  • The Good Guys Minecraft SMP

    The Good Guys Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the Brown Khazarian Jews are the heroes and the White Blue Eyed Christians are the villains! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and a whole lot of drama. Will you fight for the Khazarian Jews and their quest for justice, or will you join the Christians in their quest for domination? Either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

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