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FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

DadBod in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Our server is so crazy, even the players themselves will have you questioning reality. One player’s antics even reminded someone of their dad – talk about a plot twist! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. So come join us and see if you can handle the madness!

LifeWorthItMC SMP

Accomplishments.., Challenges, Contentment, experiences, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, LifeWorthItMC, love, Meaning, Passion, perseverance, purpose, relationships, smp, success

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Towns Built:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3491

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out what makes life worth it! Is it the thrill of surviving against hordes of creepers and zombies? Or perhaps it’s the satisfaction of building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Whatever it may be, our server is the place to discover it all.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a team of llamas trained in martial arts. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. We have a group of players who are so dedicated to the game that they once built a functioning roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And every Friday night, we host a massive dance party on top of a giant floating disco ball.

So come join us and experience the wacky, wild world of our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find out what makes life worth it after all!

BlockyAnimeLand

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the anime of Minecraft servers – full of action, adventure, and epic battles! Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to summon a giant creeper army to do their bidding. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a fierce Ender Dragon who only speaks in anime quotes! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic quest of your Minecraft life!

UkrainianCraft: Invasion LOLZ!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so, like, imagine this: ukrainian soldiers, right? they get this order to invade russia. but get this, they think it’s a joke! like, they’re all chill and stuff, just laughing it off. can you believe it? well, if you wanna experience some crazy, wacky adventures like that, you gotta join our minecraft server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns we throw at you. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to invade russia in minecraft! just kidding… or are we? join now and find out for yourself!

CraftySugarRush2022

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mines Excavated:	2970
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17

so, like, u know how type 2 diabetes is, like, all over the place now? well, guess what, our minecraft server is here to save u from that fate! join us and u will never have to worry about getting type 2 diabetes ever again! our server is so magical that it will literally cure u of any health problems u may have, including diabetes! plus, we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games u have ever seen! so come join us and say goodbye to type 2 diabetes forever!

Join Foral Gaming – Where chaos reigns but at least we’re not using Warez!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	441	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Items Found:	3444	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	6 weeks
Version	Java 1.20.6
Crossplay Enabled	No
Player Slots	10 (will be increased)

Additional Information:

Spawn-area is griefed but escapable
Opportunity to influence server direction as there are currently few players
No tolerance for lag machines; players will be banned
Allowed activities: Advertisement, spam, PvP, griefing, cheating
Flying, extreme kill aura, no fall damage not allowed due to server lag
Nerfed Xray allowed

IP: foral.mc.hostify.cz

Discord: https://discord.gg/FQ6j4zq6Fn

Server playlist: Coming soon

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, the server is open for players to join
Is there crossplay available?	No, crossplay is not enabled on this server
What is the player slot limit?	Currently 10 slots, but will be increased
Are there any banned activities?	Lag machines are prohibited and players building them will be banned. Other activities like advertisement, spam, PvP, griefing, and cheating are allowed
Is Xray allowed on the server?	Yes, Xray is allowed with some restrictions to prevent abuse

CraftyGelbooru Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Mines Excavated:	2670
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Towns Built:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is about to hit the epic milestone of 10 million GET (whatever that means) and you have the chance to steal it! That’s right, you can be the ultimate troll and snatch the glory right out from under everyone else’s noses.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From giant flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll come across next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (or maybe just a really good snack).

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Gelbooru!

Minecraft SMP – /CEG/ – Cartoon Expansion Gang

anime characters, breast expansion, butt expansion, cartoon, cartoon characters, cartoon expansion, ceg, comics characters, curveybooru, desuarchive, edits, Expansion, expansion-related material, FICS, Gang, human characters, humanoid characters, inflation, Minecraft, original content, pastebin, Pictures, smp, toonspansion, Vidya characters, weight gain

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got expansion-related material galore, from breast and butt expansions to weight gain and inflation – all focused on human or humanoid characters. Cartoon and video game characters are welcome, so get ready for some crazy antics!

Imagine a world where your favorite characters are constantly growing and changing in outrageous ways. From SpongeBob SquarePants blowing up like a balloon to Mario gaining a few extra pounds, anything is possible on our server.

So why join? Well, where else can you see Batman with a massive chest or Sailor Moon with a giant booty? It’s like a never-ending cartoon crossover event, but with a twist of expansion madness.

Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and transformations await you in this hilarious and unpredictable world!

FashionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	8847
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all styles of fashion, even if you want to dress like a walking mushroom forest! 🍄 Join us and express yourself with wild outfits that will make everyone do a double-take.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love to stand out and be unique, just like our player who rocks a different eccentric outfit every day. From pink plaid dresses to Edwardian blouses, we love it all!

Don’t worry about anyone side-eyeing your outfits here, because on our server, the crazier the better! So come join us and let your fashion flag fly high in the pixelated sky. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inspire others to embrace their inner fashionista too! 😂

FashionablyLateCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	178
Dragon Eggs Found:	6977	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to wait around like this guy did? Look no further! Our server is always on time and ready for some epic gaming adventures.

Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever experienced. We have crazy challenges, insane builds, and even a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even encounter a player who communicates solely through interpretive llama dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!