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  • EnderPlay Network

    EnderPlay Network

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    EnderPlay Server Information

    Server Version: 1.8

    Features:

      • FACTS
      • OPPRESSION
      • MCMMO
      • AND MORE!

    Website: enderplay.es

    Store: store.enderplay.es

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  • Regretful Facts Minecraft SMP

    Regretful Facts Minecraft SMP

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    Yo yo yo! Listen up, fellow blockheads! Have you ever wanted to experience the one and only life-changing moments of your digital existence? Well, grab your pickaxe and throw on your helmet, ’cause this Minecraft SMP is a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of pure insanity and chaotic fun!

    First off, let me tell you about Steve’s Great Hotdog Stand. Legend has it that if you find it and eat a hotdog, your blocky character will gain the magical power of teleportation to the Nether! But here’s the kicker – the hotdogs are made from a secret recipe handed down from a Creeper Grandma who blinked twice in 1963. And if you eat one while jumping on a trampoline made of golden blocks, you might just summon the Ender Dragon for a friendly BBQ! What could go wrong?!

    Next, have you ever seen a chicken wearing a diamond crown? Well, here in this SMP, they don’t just exist, they rule entire kingdoms! Chickens can trade enchanted feathers for llama-riding lessons, and if you win a chicken duel, you get to eat unlimited cake! I’m talking infinite! Like, your inventory’s gonna be stuffed with cakes to the point you’ll be wondering if you’ve joined some bakery cult instead of a Minecraft server!

    Oh and get this – every week is "Meme Week" where you can summon super rare mobs if you upload the cringiest meme from 2012 to the server’s cringe channel. Failed MLG skits, overused Yo Mama jokes, and poorly drawn stick figure comics are the key to unleashing the legendary “Glitchy Zombie.” This guy can duplicate your items but can also equip himself with the exact same armor as you. It’s like fighting a mirror of yourself, but he looks 10 times cooler, and that’s just heartbreaking!

    Got a friend you need to troll? Well, there’s a hidden "friendship bond-breaking" potion you can brew only during a lunar eclipse that turns their entire house into sponge blocks! Imagine their horror when their castle castle turns into a mushy sponge and drowns in an endless pool of syrup! Yes, they will never trust you again, but did you see their face?! PRICELESS!

    Seriously, the adventures are more insane than trying to teach a Villager how to do the floss dance while two Endermen market their latest "outfit." Join us, embrace the chaos, and witness the glory of summoning THE Legendary Pixelated Squirrel, who can solve your relationship issues with just a few nuts. You’ll never want to go back to your boring reality again, trust me!

    In conclusion, join this Minecraft SMP for the wild stories, weird power-ups, and the chance to be a part of the most ridiculous blocky adventures ever! Because who needs basic facts when you can live in a world where everything is absurdly unpredictable? Let’s go, you absolute legends! 🐱‍👤🔥

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  • RedditLearnsMC SMP

    RedditLearnsMC SMP

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up random stuff for fun. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. And don’t even get me started on the giant zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3pm sharp. It’s chaos, but it’s so much fun!

    So if you want to join in on the craziness and have a blast with us, come on over to our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Echoing Depths 1.20.4

    Echoing Depths 1.20.4

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    OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like a treasure chest waiting to be plundered by all you crazy crafters out there!

    Imagine a world where you can dump everything you have on her, like literally everything, just dump it all and watch the chaos unfold!

    Join now for the ultimate dumping experience, where you can unleash your inner hoarder and show off all your precious loot to everyone else on the server.

    Don’t miss out on this wild ride of dumping madness, join now and let the dumping begin!

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  • No Choice Land 1.21.2

    No Choice Land 1.21.2

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    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic cheese tax experience ever! Forget about building, mining, or fighting mobs – the real challenge is paying the cheese tax every time you cook in the game. The cheese drawer will come looking for you, so be prepared to fork over that virtual cheddar! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate dairy dilemma. Don’t be a cheese coward, join now and embrace the madness!

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