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  • EnderPlay Network

    EnderPlay Network

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    EnderPlay Server Information

    Server Version: 1.8

    Features:

      • FACTS
      • OPPRESSION
      • MCMMO
      • AND MORE!

    Website: enderplay.es

    Store: store.enderplay.es

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  • Regretful Facts Minecraft SMP

    Regretful Facts Minecraft SMP

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    Yo yo yo! Listen up, fellow blockheads! Have you ever wanted to experience the one and only life-changing moments of your digital existence? Well, grab your pickaxe and throw on your helmet, ’cause this Minecraft SMP is a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of pure insanity and chaotic fun!

    First off, let me tell you about Steve’s Great Hotdog Stand. Legend has it that if you find it and eat a hotdog, your blocky character will gain the magical power of teleportation to the Nether! But here’s the kicker – the hotdogs are made from a secret recipe handed down from a Creeper Grandma who blinked twice in 1963. And if you eat one while jumping on a trampoline made of golden blocks, you might just summon the Ender Dragon for a friendly BBQ! What could go wrong?!

    Next, have you ever seen a chicken wearing a diamond crown? Well, here in this SMP, they don’t just exist, they rule entire kingdoms! Chickens can trade enchanted feathers for llama-riding lessons, and if you win a chicken duel, you get to eat unlimited cake! I’m talking infinite! Like, your inventory’s gonna be stuffed with cakes to the point you’ll be wondering if you’ve joined some bakery cult instead of a Minecraft server!

    Oh and get this – every week is "Meme Week" where you can summon super rare mobs if you upload the cringiest meme from 2012 to the server’s cringe channel. Failed MLG skits, overused Yo Mama jokes, and poorly drawn stick figure comics are the key to unleashing the legendary “Glitchy Zombie.” This guy can duplicate your items but can also equip himself with the exact same armor as you. It’s like fighting a mirror of yourself, but he looks 10 times cooler, and that’s just heartbreaking!

    Got a friend you need to troll? Well, there’s a hidden "friendship bond-breaking" potion you can brew only during a lunar eclipse that turns their entire house into sponge blocks! Imagine their horror when their castle castle turns into a mushy sponge and drowns in an endless pool of syrup! Yes, they will never trust you again, but did you see their face?! PRICELESS!

    Seriously, the adventures are more insane than trying to teach a Villager how to do the floss dance while two Endermen market their latest "outfit." Join us, embrace the chaos, and witness the glory of summoning THE Legendary Pixelated Squirrel, who can solve your relationship issues with just a few nuts. You’ll never want to go back to your boring reality again, trust me!

    In conclusion, join this Minecraft SMP for the wild stories, weird power-ups, and the chance to be a part of the most ridiculous blocky adventures ever! Because who needs basic facts when you can live in a world where everything is absurdly unpredictable? Let’s go, you absolute legends! 🐱‍👤🔥

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  • RedditLearnsMC SMP

    RedditLearnsMC SMP

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up random stuff for fun. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. And don’t even get me started on the giant zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3pm sharp. It’s chaos, but it’s so much fun!

    So if you want to join in on the craziness and have a blast with us, come on over to our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Echoing Depths 1.20.4

    Echoing Depths 1.20.4

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    OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like a treasure chest waiting to be plundered by all you crazy crafters out there!

    Imagine a world where you can dump everything you have on her, like literally everything, just dump it all and watch the chaos unfold!

    Join now for the ultimate dumping experience, where you can unleash your inner hoarder and show off all your precious loot to everyone else on the server.

    Don’t miss out on this wild ride of dumping madness, join now and let the dumping begin!

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  • No Choice Land 1.21.2

    No Choice Land 1.21.2

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    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic cheese tax experience ever! Forget about building, mining, or fighting mobs – the real challenge is paying the cheese tax every time you cook in the game. The cheese drawer will come looking for you, so be prepared to fork over that virtual cheddar! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate dairy dilemma. Don’t be a cheese coward, join now and embrace the madness!

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  • MythBustedInMinecraftSMP

    MythBustedInMinecraftSMP

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    OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, did you know that on this server, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance? It’s like a total party up in here!

    And get this, on this server, diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s like a magical wonderland of derpiness and awesomeness!

    So like, come join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will, but who hates fun and happiness, amirite? 😂🤪🤣

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  • Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

    Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

    You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

    Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

    Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

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  • DenyCraft: Real or Nah?

    DenyCraft: Real or Nah?

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    Join our Minecraft server and discover the truth about the existence of flying pigs! That’s right, on our server, you can ride a majestic flying pig through the skies and rain down bacon on your enemies. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see the bacon rainstorm we conjured up last week during a particularly intense battle with a group of evil villagers. So come join us and witness the magic of flying pigs for yourself!

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  • Pol’s Blocky Minecraft Server

    Pol’s Blocky Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to join a Minecraft server where the only influence you’ll have is on building epic structures and surviving in a crazy world? Look no further than our server!

    Join us and leave behind the meaningless trolls of the internet. Here, you can create your own world and make a real impact – like building a giant statue of a potato or creating a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit.

    Forget about pol and their lack of achievements – on our server, the only thing you’ll be achieving is having a blast with your fellow gamers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • Facts About Israel Minecraft SMP

    Facts About Israel Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

    Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week. Trust us, it’s a look.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of parkour. Just be warned, he’s a sore loser and might turn you into a zombie pigman if you beat him.

    So come on down to our SMP and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

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