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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5135 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!
