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Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, Brutal, Censorship, CONTENT, controversial, Digital, Entertainment, explicit, EXTREME, graphic, internet, Media, Minecraft, Netflix, ONLINE, Platform, Royale.., Server, Shocking.., streaming, Streaming Service, too far, Video, webm

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Divine Spears Created:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

16282603, 4chan, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Builder, digital communication, forum, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet humor, internet phenomenon, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online identity, smp, social media, trolling, viral content

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Votes:	898
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Farms Harvested:	883	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	7262
Players Killed by Monsters:	6192	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	284	Dragon Eggs Found:	3079
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Love Letters Sent:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Potions Brewed:	150

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4131
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Animals Bred:	185
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crops Grown:	3854
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Votes:	2549
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Items Found:	4564
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

mc.arctichost.cloud