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CraftyPutin2021

Communication, controversial, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, discussions, ex-president, foreign affairs, former leader, interactions, international relations, Meetings, News, phone calls, Political, post-presidency, putin, Reports, russia, trump, Woodward book, world leaders

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

so, like, you know how trump and putin are like bffs or whatever? well, on this server, you can be bffs with them too! join us and you’ll get to chat with trump and putin while building epic castles and battling dragons. rumor has it, if you impress them enough, they’ll even give you a secret mission to take down herobrine. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! #trumpandputinbffs #herobrineslayers #diamondsfordays 🤣🤪🐲💎

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, atelier ryza, blocky, Gender Identity, japanese games, Klaudia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in media, mental health, Minecraft, misconceptions, Ryza, schizophrenia, Server, sexual orientation, Stereotypes, stigma, Straight characters, video games

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Enchantments Applied:	68	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	117
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1870	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and ordinary? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the shocking revelation that Ryza and Klaudia from Atelier Ryza are both straight! Who would have thought? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what craziness awaits you around the corner. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP

audience response, Biggest, biggest pop, crowd reactions, extraordinary reactions, extraordinary receptions, famous moments, historic applause, historical milestones, History, iconic moments, legendary moments, massive reactions, memorable events, Minecraft, noteworthy occurrences, pop, popular culture, record-breaking, remarkable events, significant achievements, smp, unforgettable reactions, viral moments

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have players who have gotten so popular, their ego is bigger than a giant slime! Rumor has it, one player once got so many diamonds in one mining trip, they had to build a separate house just to store them all. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with pink wool! If you want to be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there, join us now and see if you can become the next big pop star of the server!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

Brat, close bond, cocktails night, CousinClash, Drinking Night, entitled, exclusion, family dinner, Family Events, Friends, guilt trip, inappropriate, mean, Minecraft, misunderstood, only child, pajama party, princess, Server, spoiled, tantrums, younger cousin

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Zombie Dances:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your spoiled cousin’s tantrums? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.

So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DogHouseMC

Allergies, Animal Behavior, coworker conflicts, coworker relationships, dog behavior, dog training, DogHouseMC, ENTITLEMENT, office dynamics, office pets, office rules, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet ownership, pet policies, pet-friendly workplaces, Professionalism, service animals, workplace boundaries, workplace distractions, workplace etiquette

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ores Mined:	8832
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t allow entitled dogs to ruin your gaming experience? Look no further! Our server is strictly for humans only, no furry friends allowed. Why? Because we believe in creating a safe and allergen-free environment for all our players.

Join us and never worry about getting itchy eyes or breathing issues from someone’s pet dog ever again. Plus, who needs a dog to liven up the place when you have epic builds and adventures waiting for you in our server? So say goodbye to entitled pet owners and hello to a dog-free gaming paradise.

Don’t be the office dog lady of the Minecraft world, join our server today and game on without any unwanted furry distractions. Because let’s face it, dogs may be man’s best friend, but they’re definitely not a gamer’s best friend.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

cherished, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood treasures, classic, games, long lost, missing, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old school, pastimes, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental objects, smp, Toys, Traditional, vintage, wishful

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Remember those days when you used to play Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine that will transport you back to those glorious days of your childhood!

Join our server and relive the nostalgia of your youth, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the diamonds were shinier. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing diamond armor.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a pet dragon that will fly you around the map, a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds, and a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

DreamCrafters: Nightmare Edition

BIZARRE, deep sleep, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream recall, DreamCrafters, Edition, imagination, lucid dreaming, Mind, Nightmare, odd, Psychological, remember, Sleep, strange experiences, strangest dream, subconscious, surreal, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrences, vivid

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Buildings Constructed:	33	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Join us for a wild ride through a land where lava flows like chocolate milk and zombies breakdance to thriller music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance a skeleton in a disco-off, you’ll be granted access to their sacred chicken nugget vault.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest dreamscape you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun

2020 shortage, Controversial Decision, covert operation, covid tests, covid-19 testing, diplomatic relations, global health crisis, government actions, international relations, leadership decisions, new book, pandemic response, political intrigue, political scandal, presidential actions, public health crisis, putin, PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun, secret shipment, trump, world leaders

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

so like u know how trump was all like “covid is fake news” but then secretly he was like “oh sh*t we need to send tests to putin”? like what a plot twist, am i right? come join our minecraft server where we have secret government conspiracies and crazy twists like this all the time. who knows what other wild secrets we’ll uncover in our pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the covid zombies. join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

Discord 123 MBG Minecraft Server

Discord, mbg, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llamas! And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our llama fashion show where they strut their stuff in the latest pixelated outfits. Plus, if you add me on Discord at 123mbgmc, I’ll even let you in on the secret llama dance party that happens every full moon. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the magic of llama architecture for yourself!

Remember This Minecraft SMP

Childhood, Familiar, flashback, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old times, past, Recollection, remember, remember when, reminiscent, Reminiscing, smp, Throwback

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Towns Built:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and prank each other with exploding chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the insanity begin!