we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot lasers, and a pet creeper named bob who tells the best jokes. oh, and did i mention our custom-built rollercoaster that takes u through a lava-filled volcano and a giant maze made entirely of cake? yea, we got that too.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. sounds legit, right? see u there, adventurer!
imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide, that’s what you’ll find on dis server. we got unicorns roaming around, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with all the diamonds you could ever dream of.
join us and become part of the most insane minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, no pain no gain, amirite? so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Features | Resource world, Player controlled economy, Quests, Land claiming, Keeping inventory, Custom dungeons, Crossplay for bedrock players |
| Community | Friendly and welcoming |
| Discord | discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy |
| Java IP | play.lanterncraft.net |
| Bedrock IP & Port | play.lanterncraft.net:25586 |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, players can claim their land to prevent griefing, and staff are available to assist with any issues. |
| Are there quests on the server? | Yes, there are multiple questlines with rewards for completion. |
| Do players lose their gear when they die? | No, keeping inventory is enabled so players do not lose their items upon death. |
| Are there custom dungeons on the server? | Yes, the server features custom dungeons with unique loot tables. |
Join us if you’re tired of mainstream servers and want to be part of the VIP group of Minecraft players. We only accept players with at least 500 dirt blocks mined, so you know you’re in good company.
And don’t worry about shilling your 499 dirt block oshi, as long as you’re a Minecraft partner (or the equivalent in numbers), you’re welcome to join the fun.
Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon has to wait in line to get in. So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us for some blocky adventures that will make even Herobrine jealous.
Previous players have built epic structures like a dirt tower to the sky and a dirt rollercoaster that will make you scream louder than a ghast. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s mine and craft our way to victory!