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Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

Anons, apples, dramafaggot, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, ITT, love, Minecraft, no loli, no shota, nutslop, obligatory, Pigs, PLAP, Posting, reverse mating press, rules, shoot lots, smp, Thread, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	9421
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server

#behelit, Anime, berserk, Black Swordsman, blocks, causality, dark fantasy, dirty struggler, eclipse, Golden Age Arc, griffith, guts, hard R, inopportune moment, kentaro miura, leaves, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, problem character, refuses to elaborate, Server, worsens everything

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we welcome the one and only Causality Rambler. He’ll show up at the most random times, eat your Behelit, and make everything just a little bit worse – all while refusing to explain himself. But hey, who needs explanations when you can have a dirty Struggler with a hard R causing mayhem? So come on, join us and see what kind of craziness awaits on our server!

The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

bo-ACK, BoACK, can’t, can’t bo-ACK, HHH, hhh can’t bo-ACK, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

ZyoZyaLand Minecraft server

Adventure, ai, anti cheat, Comfortable additions, Community, creativity, Events, Fair Play, Friendly, Hardware, Minecraft, Plugins, Quests, supportive, Survival, Telegram bot, Updates, Vanilla, Vanilla balance

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

➤ Welcome to the ZyoZyaLand server – a unique space where classic Vanilla survival with comfortable additions awaits you!

✔ We have created ideal conditions for those who appreciate the original spirit of Minecraft, but will not refuse small improvements for maximum convenience of the game! ✨

✔ Here you can build your own world, fight enemies and participate in epic adventures! ⚔️

✔ A reliable anti-cheat is installed on the server, which guarantees fair play, and our responsive and kind administration is always in touch to help and support the players at any time!

✔ ZyoZyaLand offers stable work, powerful hardware and a friendly community where every player feels at home!

✔ Plugins are added to improve comfort, but do not disrupt the vanilla balance of the game, creating the ideal conditions for those who want to enjoy classic Minecraft! ⚖️

✔ We carry out regular updates, adding new quests and events to keep the game fresh and interesting!

✔ In addition, we have our own bot on Telegram, which is always ready to help. Through it you can get all the necessary information, send complaints or suggestions, and even contact AI for help at any time!

➤ Join ZyoZyaLand – new friends, endless ideas for creativity and exciting adventures await you here!

144.76.153.125:25586

Wedding Bells Minecraft Server

Bells, bouquet toss, bride, celebration, ceremony, dancing, family, Friends, groom, Happiness, love, Marriage, Minecraft, reception, Server, special day, toast, tuxedo, Vows, vows exchange, Wedding, wedding cake, wedding dress

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are a daily occurrence! Join us for the chance to marry your Minecraft crush in a beautiful virtual ceremony complete with pixelated flowers and cake made of blocks. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

If you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. Just watch out for the lava pits and zombie pigmen along the way!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wedding experience like no other, disco parties with monsters, and epic quests for legendary weapons. Who needs reality when you can have all this and more in the world of Minecraft?

Lazy Euro SMP Player

athlete, Competition, criticism, Disappointment, EURO, euro 2020, Expectations, form, lackluster, Lazy, Performance, player, Potential, PRESSURE, regression, Skills, Slump, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, Tournament, underperformance

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	497463
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	75
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Austronesian Craft Minecraft Server

Austronesian, Austronesian bulls, Central Plain, Chinese Empire, collapse, collapse of Chinese Empire, Craft, enemies, Flat, han, Hide, Highlanders, HILL, inhabitants, INVADE, Invasion, kill, Minecraft, Mountain, original Han, Protection, Replacement, Server, Tungus

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to worry about pesky enemies invading your land? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have Austronesian bulls and Tungus warriors ready to defend your Central Plain from any invaders!

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may suffer the same fate as the poor inhabitants of Central Plain during the collapse of the Chinese Empire – being replaced by highlanders and ultimately meeting your demise. So why risk it? Join our server now and experience the thrill of defending your land with the help of some badass bulls and warriors!

Homestead Investor Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, assets, Commitment, equity, Financial Planning, future planning, Home ownership, Homestead, Improvement, investing, Investor, long term, long-term investment., Minecraft, ownership, Property, real estate, renovation, rural living, self-sufficiency, smp, wealth building

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Animals Bred:	200	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2851
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Votes:	5296	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between two players arguing over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama race happening in the town square. And yes, you better believe there are bets being placed on the outcome.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with him. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

What are Minecraft servers like PokeRetreat ?

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Some similar Minecraft servers to PokeRetreat that you may enjoy are: 1. Pixelmon Reforged – A popular server featuring the Pixelmon mod which adds Pokemon to the Minecraft world. With custom builds, events, and player-run gyms, Pixelmon Reforged offers a similar immersive experience to PokeRetreat. 2. PokeFind – Another server focused on Pokemon in Minecraft, PokeFind offers a unique gameplay experience with custom plugins, events, and challenges. Players can catch and train Pokemon while exploring the virtual world. 3. Complex Gaming – Known for its variety of game modes and custom features, Complex Gaming offers a diverse and engaging Minecraft experience. With a mix of traditional gameplay and unique twists, this server is sure to keep you entertained. 4. PokeSaga – A server dedicated to Pokemon fans, PokeSaga features a mix of survival gameplay with Pokemon elements. Players can explore, battle, and trade Pokemon with others in a friendly community. 5. PokeBrawl – With a focus on competitive battling and player-versus-player combat, PokeBrawl offers a thrilling and challenging experience for Pokemon trainers. Join tournaments, form alliances, and prove your skills in intense battles.

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CookieSwirlC’s Ironmouse Minecraft Server

Awards, collaboration, Community, Content Creator, cookieswirlc, CookieSwirlCs, digital content, Entertainment, fanbase, filian, Gaming, influencer, Interaction, Ironmouse, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, online presence, Popular, recognition, Server, social media, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	337
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: CookieSwirlC, Ironmouse, and Filian all teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon together. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue? It’s like a crossover episode of your favorite anime, but in Minecraft form.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Yes, you heard that right. Virtual cookies. Who needs real food when you can have an endless supply of delicious treats in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to play with CookieSwirlC herself. It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join the madness today!