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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 5143 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
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