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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 7555 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 101 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Join our server and become part of a community where smiling is strictly prohibited to prevent any accidental love connections. We’ve had too many players get distracted by dimples and lose all their diamonds in a tragic mining accident.
So if you’re looking for a server where you can focus on the game without worrying about falling in love with every player you meet, join us now! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a legendary Ender Dragon with cheek dimples that will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds) if you’re not careful.