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Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Obsolete Yet Minecraft SMP

built-in devices, Communication (Industry), device efficiency, device evolution, device integration, device permanence, electronic devices, innovation, Minecraft, mobile devices, Modernization, obsolescence, obsolete, obsolete technology, outdated equipment, smp, technological advancements, technological obsolescence, technological progress, telecommunications, telecommunications industry, vendor discussions, vendor partnerships

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Holy Grails Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more outdated than a fax machine is our sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with more chaos than a creeper explosion and more laughs than a pig riding a minecart.

Our server is so cutting-edge, we still have dial-up internet and use carrier pigeons to send messages. But don’t worry, we’re working on getting those fax machines built into our devices permanently – because who needs modern technology anyway?

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like a family of villagers trading emeralds. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’ll need it!

Verdant Springs

anti cheat, Balanced, building, Chill, Community, COMPLETE, Discord, Economy, fair, Friendly, Helpful, MCMMO, multiplayer, new, non-p2w, player-run, PvE, rules, schematics, Shop, Survival, Upcoming

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	688747	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mines Excavated:	1895	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome all, this is a new and upcoming server for you to have a chill and fun time. There will NEVER be any p2w period. Schematics are allowed but Autobuild feature is not! We hope to have a player run economy, but for now there is a shop that sells basic items. (Prices are subject to change!) Please respect others and if you see someone cheating or misbehaving contact me on our discord server.

All basic functions should be available and complete, but if you run into any issues please reach out. (I will try to help you as soon as I am able to) And lastly thank you for checking us out!

verdantsprings.com

Sadist & Narcissist Minecraft Server

BDSM, Behavior, control, deviant behavior, DOMINANCE, Dominant, fetish, Kinky, Manipulation, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, Pain, Personality Disorder, Pleasure, power, Psychological, sadism, Sadist, Server, sexual sadist, Submission

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be dealing with a whole new level of craziness! Our owner is a self-proclaimed sexual sadist and narcissist, but don’t worry, he’s only interested in torturing mobs, not players (we think). Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, twisted quests, and a community that’s just as crazy as you are. Who needs diamonds when you can have a server full of psychos? Join now if you dare!

Locked Dog & Moid in Car Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal rights, animal welfare, CAR, car safety, come back, Companionship, Decision making, dog, Ethics, Happy, hour, Lock, LOCKED, love for animals, loyalty, Minecraft, moid, moral dilemma, pet care, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, smp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists.

Ever wondered what would happen if you locked a dog and a moid (whatever that is) in a car for an hour? Well, on our server, you can find out! Maybe the dog will learn how to drive and the moid will start a dance party in the backseat. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are? Build, explore, and create memories that will have you laughing for days. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of the dog and the moid in the car.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Coffee Network

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP Economy Community Events Plugins Survival Adventure Thrilling Dynamic Immersive Balanced Reward system KitPvP Player-based Hub Engage Matches Custom Server network Vibrant, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Welcome to Coffee Network—a dynamic Minecraft server network featuring thrilling KitPvP battles, an economy-driven Survival world, and a bustling community hub. Engage in intense PvP matches, explore a thriving player-based economy, and participate in exciting events. With dedicated servers, custom plugins, and a balanced reward system, Coffee Network offers an immersive experience for players of all kinds. Join us and become part of a vibrant community where your adventure is always brewing!

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PenguinSMP

Community, Crates, Economy, hats, Keys, Minecraft, PenguinSMP, PvE, Ranks, sethomes, Store, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8243	Villages Defended:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

PenguinSMP is a friendly Minecraft Survival server open to all! Enjoy features like sethomes, crates, hats, and more. Ranks and crate keys are also available in the PenguinSMP store. Join us and find your place in our amazing community!

play.penguinsmp.cl

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

2.5 Dimensional, Anime, Arc, artist alley, comedy, comiket, convention, COSPLAY, doujinshi, Drama, fan event, FANTASY, Japan, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Paradise, PIXEL, pop culture, romance, seduction, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Crops Grown:	2995	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Comiket arc never ends! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks. But little did they know, those diamond blocks were cursed and turned them into a chicken for a whole week! Talk about fowl play!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell a knock-knock joke!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the never-ending Comiket arc for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

Best Site To Watch The Tyson Paul Fight Tomorrow Minecraft SMP

best site, boxing event, boxing match, digital platform, Entertainment, Event, Fight, live event, Live Stream, Minecraft, ONLINE, paul, pay-per-view, ppv, Site, smp, sports, Streaming Service, streaming site, Tomorrow, Tyson, Tyson Paul fight, viewing experience, watch, watch online

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Looking for a place to watch the Tyson Paul fight tomorrow? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP server! Not only can you catch all the action-packed punches and drama of the fight, but you can also witness our resident PvP champion take on a horde of angry zombies armed only with a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So join our server now for the best fight night experience of your life – just don’t forget to bring your popcorn and diamond armor!

ShadowLegends

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Welcome to ShadowLegends Network!

Discover an amazing Minecraft experience with two unique gamemodes: Skyblock and Survival, running on Java 1.21.1!

Join us on Discord for exciting events, meet our team, and connect with the community!

Don’t miss out—jump in and start your adventure today!

65.75.211.149

Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Crafty, crime, Cryptic, detective, Enigma, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, mysterious message, Mystery, No. 927407002, puzzle, puzzling, Riddle, secret, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unknown author, unknown source, unsolved

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	341
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding on flying pigs to explore new lands.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a boy band called “The Villager Vibe”.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and the music is so lit that even the skeletons can’t help but bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!