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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 8549 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 91 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player looks suspiciously German! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst battles, schnitzel showdowns, and lederhosen loot drops.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a giant pretzel floating in the sky. Don’t ask us how it got there, just come and experience the salty goodness for yourself.
If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Beer Barrel of Infinite Brewing, where you can fill up your stein with endless amounts of ale. Just be careful not to get too tipsy, or you might end up in a drunken dance-off with a zombie villager.
So what are you waiting for? Join our German-themed Minecraft SMP and immerse yourself in a world of wacky adventures and sauerkraut surprises. Prost!
