Facetious Minecraft Servers

Facetious Minecraft Servers

  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 7333
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Villages Defended: 16 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 320

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 6536
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your dream castle next to a waterfall made of rainbow-colored lava! So come on over and join the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few rogue pandas)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GoofyCraft – Where Boredom Goes to Die

    GoofyCraft – Where Boredom Goes to Die
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 6675
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is neon pink, the pigs wear sunglasses, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy. They frolicked with unicorns, rode on rainbow slides, and even had a dance-off with a marshmallow man. And guess what? You can experience all of this too if you join our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Llama that poops out enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic creature, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you find a server where the zombies breakdance and the villagers throw raves every night? It’s a party you don’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NordicNaziCraft Minecraft Server

    NordicNaziCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 4106
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 191 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is so lit that the US designated it as a terrorist group, but, like, in a totally cool way. We’re all about that Nordic neo-Nazi vibe, but, like, in a Minecraft setting. Join us for some epic battles and, like, build your own swastika castle or something. It’s, like, totally insane and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else. So, like, come join the fun and let’s cause some chaos together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Death Toll MC

    Death Toll MC
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 8873
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Titanic Battles Fought: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the death rate is higher than the respawn rate! we have players dying left and right, getting resuscitated, then dying again later in life. it’s like getting two deaths for the price of one! come see if you can beat the odds and survive in this crazy world where death is just a part of the game. join now for a chance to experience the thrill of respawning over and over again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Melatonin Madness: No Blue Light, No Problem

    Melatonin Madness: No Blue Light, No Problem
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 2096
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Alien Abductions: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, did you know that if you play on our epic minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about melatonin levels cuz you’ll be too busy having a blast?! yea, that’s right, forget about those boring books and smartphone lights, come join us and let your imagination run wild in our pixelated world! plus, our server is so lit that even the blue-light filter won’t be able to handle it, so you better be prepared for some serious fun! come on, what are you waiting for?! join us now and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft 1.21 – Where we smp-ly have a blast!

    Minecraft 1.21 – Where we smp-ly have a blast!
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 7093
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Runes Activated: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 465440

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server 1.21 [smp]

    Overview

    Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft? Look no further! Our Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server is the perfect place for you to build, explore, and create lasting memories with a friendly and dedicated community.

    Why Join Us?

    • Active Community: Connect with like-minded players who share your passion for Minecraft.
    • Events & Competitions: Participate in regular events, challenges, and competitions.
    • Friendly Staff: Our dedicated team of staff members is always here to help.

    IP: line-potential.gl.joinmc.link

    FAQs

    What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21.

    How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by using the IP address provided: line-potential.gl.joinmc.link

    Are there any rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Be sure to familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

    Can I create my own custom plugins for the server?

    At the moment, we do not allow players to create their own custom plugins for the server. However, we are always open to suggestions for new features and plugins that could enhance the gameplay experience.

    How can I get help or support on the server?

    If you need assistance or have any questions, our friendly staff members are always available to help. You can reach out to them in-game or through our community forums.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

    PixelPleasure Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 6881
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9977 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Villages Defended: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 30 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our community is full of crazy and hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where all the mobs wear top hats and monocles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild – there’s no shame in having a good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLingerie Minecraft Server

    CraftyLingerie Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 7629
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Crops Grown: 6329 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to impress your virtual girlfriend on Minecraft? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of lingerie shops where you can buy the sexiest pixelated outfits for your in-game partner. From side hip lingerie to enchanting corsets, we’ve got it all! Join now and spice up your Minecraft love life like never before. Who knew virtual romance could be so steamy?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCollegeScam

    CraftyCollegeScam
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 3975
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 128 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Alien Abductions: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting scammed by college tuition fees? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate education experience! Join us and learn how to build, mine, and craft your way to success without breaking the bank. Who needs a degree when you can have a diamond sword, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground society of highly intelligent creepers who are just looking for some new players to join their ranks. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to student loans forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PeePhoneCraft

    PeePhoneCraft
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 7452
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 103 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Ores Mined: 6839 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS!

    WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS TEACH YOU HOW TO BUILD EPIC SAND CASTLES!

    IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BECOME THE RICHEST MINECRAFTER IN THE WORLD, WITH A MANSION MADE ENTIRELY OF GOLD BLOCKS AND A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT FARTS RAINBOWS!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN SITTING DOWN TO PEE WHILE SCROLLING THROUGH YOUR PHONE!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MilkyWayVirusZap

    MilkyWayVirusZap
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 6651
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Runes Activated: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more infectious H5N1 influenza viruses than you can shake a stick at! but don’t worry, we’ve got heat treatment to make sure they don’t spread like wildfire.

    our scientists at the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases have been working round the clock to make sure our raw milk is safe for all players.

    so come on down and join the fun! who knew a minecraft server could be so full of adventure and danger? but hey, that’s just how we roll. so grab your sword and get ready to battle those pesky viruses in the most epic way possible.

    join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • pure vanilla hard mode

    pure vanilla hard mode
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 3896
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Don’t be mean. Greifing and pvp is enabled but not advised. Play together and enjoy the game together with others. World will be possible to download in future should you wish to continue your journey alone offline :)Keep the spawn clean and welcoming to new players and don’t greif around spawn where people start buildings and communities, thanks :)Be kind. Don’t ruin others work. Disable all cheats or mods that give advantage to you for FAIR play :)Sleeping on bed will set your spawnpoint on death. If your bed is missing you will respawn back at server spawn point.Some players might be underaged and therefore keep a clean and nice tone in chat otherwise you will be muted/blacklisted on the server.

    Will try to have a community run server so all suggestions and comments are welcome. Work in progross server!!This is a fresh start world. – no cheating – no bullying – no racism – no hate speach – no spamming or advertising

    survivors.zapto.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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