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Onyx Isle: Where the villagers are better at politics than most world leaders!

alliances, Backstabbing, Betrayals, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, Fresh, Giveaways, Isle, java, Java 1.20.4, Kingdoms, Leaders, new, onyx, Peace, Politics, Season, smp, villagers, War, weekly events, Whitelisted server, world

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4372	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Onyx Isle Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Kingdoms-based
Version	Java 1.20.4
Community Size	Small
Features	Semi-Vanilla SMP, War and Politics, Weekly Events

Join our Discord for more information and to get whitelisted!

Discord – https://discord.gg/P3qqPHrEGT

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Onyx Isle server, you will need to join our Discord and request to be whitelisted.

2. What are the server rules?

Our server rules are outlined in the Discord server, but generally include no griefing, respect for other players, and following kingdom guidelines.

3. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, we host weekly events within our communities for players to participate in and enjoy.

4. Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

Absolutely! Players are free to create their own civilizations, engage in wars, and negotiate peace treaties within the kingdom system.

CraftyCrazies

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7150
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriending a friendly Ender Dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned how to breakdance!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who knows all the secrets of the Minecraft universe. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	88	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6385	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Emeralds Found:	6559	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the job market is just as crazy as trying to find a job in real life!

Join us for virtual interviews where you answer questions on video and send it to us – because who needs face-to-face interviews anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Come in for not one, not two, but THREE interviews before we maybe start you in a month if we need you. It’s like a game of job market musical chairs, but with more stress and less fun.

And if that’s not enough, we’ll hire you after a background and drug test that you’ll definitely pass because you’re a model citizen. Then we’ll ghost you for a few months before asking if you’re still interested in starting. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with less screaming and more confusion.

So why wait? Join our server and experience the thrill of job hunting in a virtual world where the rules are made up and the job offers don’t matter. It’s a job market adventure like no other!

Mini Anarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Discord, Economy, Faction, Feed The Beast, Hacks, Mini Games, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Mini Anarchy is Minigames like SkyWars, BedWars and more coming soon

BUT the different thing about this Server is HACKS ARE ALLOW (no flying)

Join the discord to support

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CraftyLaughs Minecraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	490	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dragons Tamed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical banana pickaxe! Our server is run by a team of mischievous leprechauns who love to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and groovy skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your socks off as you embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHSAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAH

CraftyCraze Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff happening? Well, look no further because our server is where all the interesting and unusual stuff goes down! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as wild as you are.

From small GETs to known spergs sperging out, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Our moderators are like superheroes, keeping the peace and making sure everyone has a good time. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just hop on our Yotsuba catalog or 4chan media browser for some quality entertainment.

But that’s not all – we have public ban archives for those juicy drama moments, and a webm looper for when you just need to unwind with some funny videos. And if you want to enhance your 4chan Archive Experience, we’ve got you covered with some awesome userscripts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Serpent

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardmode, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

The Serpent.Ro community was born on 08.02.2021. Our goal is to offer the community of Romanian players the most unique and well-crafted gameplay on the servers we own.

play.serpent.ro

CivLands

Adventure, CivLands, Community, construction, developers, Development, epic journey, exciting news, Exploration, gaming experience, Jobs, Minecraft, Mods, Plugins, Skills, Slimefun, Survival, TEAM, Towny Server, Vehicles

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2571

Welcome to CivLands – Where the adventure never ends! On our Minecraft towny server, we are always one step ahead in development! With a team of amazing developers and a ton of exciting plugins, we’re here to provide a gaming experience like no other!

And we have exciting news for you! We’ve introduced SlimeFun – yes, it’s like having mods directly in the game! Plus, we offer Skills to hone your skills, a variety of jobs to choose from, and even vehicles to explore the world in a whole new way!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on this epic journey of construction, exploration and adventure!

jogar.civlands.com.br:25569

RP SERVER MICRAFT server Minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, FANTASY, Immersive, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, Quests, Roleplay, rp server, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0

The owner of the server “RP SERVER MICRAFT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

144.76.8.18:25252

Varendonk: Where the only thing sweeter than vanilla is the creeper explosions!

Based, Chat, Community, creeper, Discord, Dutch-speaking, English, Europe, explosions, Gaming, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, Netherlands, new, ONLINE, Players, Server, Survival, sweeter, Vanilla, Varendonk

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Void Armor Forged:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Villages Defended:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Emeralds Found:	5825
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Location	Europe, Netherlands
Language	Dutch preferred, English spoken
Server IP	135.125.52.198:25610

FAQ

Q: What type of server is it?

A: Our server is a vanilla survival server based in Europe.

Q: What is the preferred language on the server?

A: We prefer Dutch speaking players, but English is also spoken.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server to find the server IP: https://discord.gg/k73XwuTRNE