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PassportPanicMC

China, control, Demands, education, expat, Foreign, Government, influence, International, Limit, Move, PassportPanicMC, Passports, policy, regulations, relations, restrictions, Shocking.., Surrender, teachers, travel

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are basically like china but for gamers lol. we demand all players surrender their passports before joining to control travel and limit foreign influence in our virtual world. it’s like a dictatorship but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a secret underground society of pandas who are plotting to take over the server and establish a bamboo dictatorship. so if you’re into crazy government control and panda revolutions, this is the server for you! join now before it’s too late!

Plastic-Breaking Bacteria Craft

adhesive bacteria, Bacteria, bio-inspired, biodegradation, Craft, eco-friendly solution, efficient breakdown, environmental impact, innovative research, Mussel-inspired, pet, plastic pollution, plastic waste, PlasticBreaking, proteins, reducing pollution, researchers, sticky bacteria, Sustainable development, sustainable technology, valuable tool, waste management, worldwide

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Ores Mined:	6736	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have mussel-inspired sticky bacteria that break down plastic waste faster than a speeding bullet! imagine having your own army of adhesive bacteria and proteins helping you clean up the world of plastic pollution.

we have created a magical world where you can harness the power of these bacteria to build insane structures and fight off evil plastic monsters. become the hero that saves the planet, one block at a time!

come join us and be part of this epic adventure to save the world from plastic pollution. together, we can make a difference and have a blast doing it!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Factions, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Emeralds Found:	9851
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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EaglerSMP: Where the creepers only hug you half as hard as usual!

active users, Adventure, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, cross-platform, EaglerSMP, embark, Epic, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gaming experience, HARD, Hug, java, PvE, PvP, Quests, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, tight-knit, usual, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Information

Server Type	Java IP server
Java IP	32.221.180.7
Bedrock IP	31.221.180.7:19132
Description	Join our cross-platform semi-vanilla survival server and embark on thrilling quests with friends.
Community	Small, tight-knit community of around 4 active users a day

FAQ

Can I join the server on Bedrock?

Yes, the server is compatible with Bedrock at the provided IP address.

What type of server is it?

The server is a semi-vanilla survival server.

How many active users are on the server?

Around 4 users are active on the server daily.

What can I do on the server?

You can explore, build, survive, and embark on quests with friends.

How do I join the server?

You can join using the Java IP or Bedrock IP provided.

Fleshstreaming Westoid Minecraft Server

cargo cult vtubing, Content Creation, Cultural differences, digital personas, entertainment industry, Fleshstreaming, handstreams, Identity, internet culture, JP streamers, Minecraft, online identity, online personas, separate accounts, Server, social media influencers, streaming, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtubing community, Westoid, westoid vtubers

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
New Chunks Explored:	673874	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Potions Brewed:	94
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about the time when a pack of zombie villagers started a protest demanding equal rights in the game? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and hilarious moments.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like llama racing tournaments, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens. And let’s not forget about our legendary costume parties, where players dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete for the title of best-dressed player.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows what insane adventures await you next!

Minecraft SMP: One Piece 1129 Brief Spoilers

action, Adventure, Anime, episode 1129, Grand Line, great kino, Koby, long tail tags, Manga, Marine, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Piece, pretty meh, Roronoa Zoro, shonen jump, smp, spoilers, Straw Hat Pirates, Usopp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Picture this: Koby, our resident anime expert, is currently living out his wildest dreams by reenacting his favorite anime scenes in-game. From epic battles to romantic moments, you never know what Koby will come up with next! Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious and unexpected moments in Minecraft history. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and fun!

BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft

14 year old babysit, AITAH, BabysitCraft, Babysitting, child safety, co parenting, Communication, Date night, emergency contact, family dynamics, long tail tags, mature child, parenting, responsible teenager, ring doorbell camera, single parent, support system, teenage babysitter, TeenSitterCraft, Trust

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even leaving your kids alone for a date night won’t compare to the thrill of playing on our server!

Join us and experience the adrenaline rush of exploring new worlds and building epic structures. Who needs a babysitter when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, we have a built-in ring doorbell camera feature to keep an eye on your kids while you game.

Forget about judgmental exes, on our server, you’re the coolest mom in the world for taking some time for yourself. So come on, join us and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow! Just make sure to ask your kids to keep it down while you conquer the virtual world.

CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

NeverAgainCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	230	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, displaced, extremism, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Israel, Israeli displacement, Israelis, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, RETALIATION, rocket attacks, rocket fire, RocketRaiders, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Threats, violence, War

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Meteorites Collected:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!