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Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Secret Passages Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Votes:	9262	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2684	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Enchantments Applied:	261	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Runes Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4712
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mines Excavated:	4912
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5091	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Runes Activated:	2

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ores Mined:	7056	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1

MineModulate

Survival Reimagined

RewardsEngaging CommunityGood Staff

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play.minemodulate.com

👑 Hermit servers season 9: Vanilla Survival with a Hint of Chaos, Just like Real Life!

active community, bedrock, business district, Chaos, cross-platform, Discord, Elected positions, Hermit, HermitCraft Inspired, hermitservers, Hint, java, King, Life, Major player events, MINISTERS, mob/player heads, Player made mega bases, real, Season, Servers, shopping district, smp, socials, Survival, Tribal towns, Vanilla, visual/fun add ons, weekly events, Whitelisted server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499
Runes Activated:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Minecraft Server Overview
Season	9th season
Gameplay	Hermitcraft inspired
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Features	Shopping district, business district, mob/player heads, visual/fun add ons, player events, elected positions, tribal towns, player made mega bases, whitelisted server, weekly events, active community
Socials	Discord Server

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by joining the Discord server linked above and following the instructions provided there.

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Are there any player events on the server?

A: Yes, there are major player events happening all the time, creating a fun and engaging community experience.

Q: What are the elected positions on the server?

A: The server includes elected positions such as king and ministers, allowing players to take on leadership roles and contribute to the server’s governance.

Q: Can players collaborate in tribal towns?

A: Yes, players have the opportunity to work together in tribal towns, fostering teamwork and creating a sense of community within the server.

Q: Are there any social media accounts for the server?

A: Yes, you can find more information and updates by following hermitservers on social media platforms.

CastleQuest Minecraft Server

Adventure, bowser, Castle, CastleQuest, Coins, Damsel in Distress, defeat the villain, Gaming, Hero, long tail tags, Mario, Minecraft, Nintendo, platformer, power ups, princess, Quest, rescue, save the princess, Server, super mario bros, toad, video game

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Farms Harvested:	901	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Tired of searching for your princess in all the wrong castles? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, your princess is in EVERY castle! That’s right, we’ve got princesses galore just waiting for you to rescue them and win their hearts (and maybe some diamonds too).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a boogie like you’ve never seen before!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the server, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Don’t miss your chance to ride a unicorn into battle against the creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. Your princess (and a whole lot more) await!

50MilliMinecraft SMP

50MilliMinecraft, anxiety, concerns, crime, danger, family, fear, Financial Security, KIDNAPPING, MONEY, parenting, personal finance, personal safety, precautions, Protection, Risks, Safety, SECURITY, smp, wealth, wealth management, worries

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of living in constant fear of having your balls in a vice? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the dangers of the real world by diving into a virtual world where the only risk is getting blown up by a creeper. Our server is so safe, even your wife and kids can join without worrying about any black chaps demanding your keys. Plus, with our insane wealth opportunities, you’ll be hitting 50m in no time – diamonds, that is! So come join us and leave your worries behind, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind to all the fun and laughter!