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PerfumePillage Minecraft Server

Baccarat Rouge, Boundaries, Burberry Her Elixir, consequences, decants, family, Flowerbomb, instagram, Marc Jacobs Daisy, Minecraft, niche perfumes, Niece, payback, perfume collection, PerfumePillage, rare perfumes, samples, SELLING, Server, Stolen, teenager, theft, TikTok Famous

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as sweet as my perfume collection? Look no further! Our server is filled with scentsational adventures and fragrant fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can trade perfumes with other players, create your own signature scent, and even battle enemies with the power of a well-timed spritz!

But beware of sneaky teenagers like my niece, who may try to steal your precious potions and sell them to their friends. Don’t worry, though – we have a strict no-thievery policy and will ban anyone caught trying to pull a perfume heist!

So come join us on our server and let your senses be delighted by the aromatic wonders that await. Just remember, no stealing scents or you’ll end up like my niece – banned for life!

TPWars: SisVsSisCostco

SisVsSisCostco, TPWars

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Items Found:	2632
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Enchantments Applied:	216	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true spirit of teamwork and resource sharing! Just like my sister who refuses to get her own Costco membership, you can rely on your fellow players to help you stock up on essentials like TP in case of a natural disaster (or a creeper invasion)!

Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?

So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!

BookWormSMP

best book, bestseller, Book Club, book lover, book recommendations, book review, bookish, bookworm, BookWormSMP, classic literature, contemporary fiction, favorite book, Fiction, literary, Literature, must read books, non-fiction, Novels, page-turner, reading, top reads

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

NoTalentRichFame

Celebrity, celebrity culture, Fame, FAMOUS, famous for nothing, famous person, fortune, influencer, lacking talent, no talent, NoTalentRichFame, Overrated, Popular, public figure, Rich, rich and famous, Successful, TALENTLESS, undeserving, Unskilled, Wealthy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Farms Harvested:	387
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

airstrike, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Destruction, hezbollah, HezbollahHQ, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Main HQ, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, military operation, Minecraft, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Southern Beirut, Target, Tension, Terrorism, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5391
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

Agreement, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyNYC, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, new york, peace talks, Politics, press conference, putin, summit, trump, Ukraine, united nations, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1224	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Potions Brewed:	70
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

Measles Vax Forever Land

childhood vaccination, disease prevention, herd immunity, Illness, immunization, infectious diseases, Jab, Land, long-term immunity, Measles, MMR vaccine, mumps, Protection, public health, rubella, study, under-10s, vaccination, vaccine, vaccine effectiveness, vaccine safety, Vax

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	221995	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

application, Builder, Community, community-centered, custom-world-generator, Discord, Economy, Events, Explorer, Friends, Game, Java 1.21, Longevity, march 2024, MelioSMP, part, PRANKED, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, technical player, Terraforming, Trust System, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	755	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Melios SMP Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
Vanilla experience
Custom world generator
Diamond-based economy
World from March 2024
Events

Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
Is griefing allowed?	No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
Can I contribute to the server events?	Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

Beer Me Minecraft Server

alcohol, ALE, barley, Beer, Beverage, Brew, cheers, cold one, craft beer, Drinking, happy hour, Hops, lager, malt, microbrewery, Minecraft, pint, Relaxation, Server, socializing, Stout, Thirsty

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	202
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

690178326, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, Community, Conversation, discussion, forum, Generate, internet, list, long tail, message board, Minecraft, ONLINE, post, smp, social media, Tag, Thread, Topic

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	708	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	6293
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Emeralds Found:	5356
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!