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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

BlockyBoys: Where Only Incels Build

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite players can survive! If you’re tired of playing with noobs who can’t even build a proper dirt hut, then this is the place for you.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas and creeper unicorns in our custom-designed unicorn forest. Don’t worry, our unicorn armor will protect you from their deadly attacks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons in the game. Just be careful not to anger the chicken mafia that protects it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you’re not just another noob. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your slav-bashing needs!

Join us for epic battles against Russian “people” and show them who’s boss in the virtual world. Our community is full of hilarious slurs and insults that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav Wars, where players compete in outrageous challenges to prove their dominance over the slavs. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the slav-bashing begin! Just be prepared for some serious laughs and unforgettable moments. See you in the game!

CraftyPunishRavens – #409

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a journey like never before with our floating reverie event where you can battle mystical creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a limited 100% rate-up standard banner featuring A Hanying (Zitherwoe) – a rare and powerful character you won’t find anywhere else!

Explore our vast world filled with unique frames, weapons, and memories that will leave you in awe. Check out our database for all the juicy details: https://grayravens.com/wiki/GRAY_RAVENS

Looking for the best builds to dominate the game? We got you covered with our recommended builds that will make you unstoppable! Just take a look at our spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_NAHdVouSp2T6AwStpz9ZMLZ_ca5EzcuHde5obIlero/htmlview

And don’t forget to join our exclusive /pgr/ guilds where you can team up with other players and conquer the game together!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of sluts decided to join our server. They were so pro-abortion that they built an entire town out of aborted fetuses. Yes, you read that right. And guess what? It was the most popular town on the server! Why? Because anything goes in our crazy world.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!

LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a pack of Ender Dragons on a rampage!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Diamond Palace or battling it out with other players in our Lava Pit Arena!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret world where Pikachu reigns supreme and Creeper explosions are a thing of the past!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find yourself in a world where pokemon and minecraft collide in the most EPIC way possible!

Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter boomer zombies, racistmods that will keep you safe from any potential drama.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Or build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cheese?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!

50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	7302

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7021	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Buildings Constructed:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	102	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	8925	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mines Excavated:	3800	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Star Shards Collected:	206	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

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