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CraftyGrannyGriefPunch

grandmother, Facebook message, parenting, relationship issues, Conversation

Are you tired of dealing with overzealous religious nuts in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only plan is to have fun and build amazing creations! No need to worry about unwanted conversations about God’s plan for your life, just focus on crafting and exploring in our virtual world.

Join us and leave the drama behind. Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even recreate the entire universe in blocks! Our community is filled with friendly players who are here to support you and help you forget about the craziness of the real world.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those religious nutjobs in the dust and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life at the bottom of a Minecraft cave!

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CopsNClothesCraft

Court, chapstick, headphones, AP team, stolen jacket

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where stealing jackets and headphones is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine the thrill of snatching someone’s virtual jacket and headphones right off their character’s back, all while their small Minecraft child looks on in shock.

Join us for a unique gameplay experience where you can become the ultimate thief, just like the real-life culprit in this wild story. And don’t worry about getting caught by the AP team, because on our server, there are no consequences for your thieving ways.

So come on in, grab your pickaxe and get ready to steal to your heart’s content. Just remember, it’s not about the items, it’s about the thrill of the steal! Join now and let the chaos begin.

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BakeryDramaCraft

bakery owner, hangry, Apology, customer service, private messages

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this cheesecake drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to unleash your inner rage in a blocky world full of surprises.

Just like how B.O. went out of her way to find wifey’s employer, we go out of our way to provide the craziest Minecraft experience ever. From secret dungeons filled with cheesecake to epic battles against evil bakery owners, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry, we won’t screenshot your private messages and send them to your boss. We’re all about fun and games here, not drama and cheesecake shortages. So join us today and let the madness begin!

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Mom’s Not the Admin Minecraft Server

mom, Minecraft, Server, moms, family

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, you can let loose and live out your wildest dreams!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build the craziest structures, unleash chaos on unsuspecting players, and even start a llama army to take over the server!

But that’s not all, we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and a secret society of talking animals who will give you quests to complete.

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the madness on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while you’re at it!

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BugattiBlueMinecraftSMP

BugattiBlueMinecraftSMP, paint job, Sleek, design, expensive

Are you tired of driving your Bugatti around in single player mode with no one to show off to? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and show off your Bugatti in all its pixelated glory while racing against other players in epic car battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground Bugatti racing league where players compete for the title of Bugatti Champion. Rumor has it that the winner gets a real-life Bugatti delivered to their doorstep by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and rev up those Bugattis for the ride of a lifetime!

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HotDogRescueCraft

HotDogRescueCraft, community responsibility, animal rights, animal welfare, car safety

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can leave all your real-life drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Just like the time I encountered a dog in a hot car, this server will have you on the edge of your seat with unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a chance to rescue virtual dogs from hot cars, but be warned – some players may accuse you of being “creepy” for trying to help. Don’t worry, our server has a built-in drama detector to keep things interesting.

Experience the thrill of calling the virtual police on players who leave their virtual pets in danger, all while navigating through intense Spanish-speaking encounters. Who knew saving dogs could be so action-packed?

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can be a hero one minute and a misunderstood villain the next, join us now! Just remember to keep your windows down and your dogs safe.

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NoKidsNoCreepers

childfree, societal pressures, future plans, career focus, emotional readiness

Are you tired of being responsible for tiny humans in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be as irresponsible as you want without any consequences! Build giant roller coasters that go through lava pits, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even start a llama racing league! Who needs kids when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities and zero diaper changes? Join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!

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SurvivalCage

Fun, Server, SurvivalCage, Survival, Environment

Hello there!

Welcome to SurvivalCage, the ultimate Minecraft survival experience. You’re about to embark on a journey like no other, where every aspect of the game has been finely tuned to provide the best survival adventure you’ve ever encountered. Many start their Minecraft journey in single-player mode, but the true magic unfolds in the world of multiplayer servers. And here at “SurvivalCage,” we pride ourselves on being the climax of that experience. Our server offers a meticulously balanced environment, ensuring an unparalleled enhanced-vanilla experience.

The SCDevs team, the masterminds behind SurvivalCage, have poured their heart and soul into crafting this server just for you. Our team works in perfect harmony, earning the title of the “dream team.” We are dedicated to providing a seamless and enjoyable gaming experience.

Justice is our cornerstone. We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior. Our rules are enforced rigorously, no matter who you are. Whether you’re best friends with an admin or a major donor, if you hack, you’re BANNED. We uphold our rules strictly to ensure a fair and fun environment for all.

Join the adventure and be part of something extraordinary at SurvivalCage

ms.survivalcage.com

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Nation-States where PVP is just a prank bro, come for the Towny stay for the memes! 🤣🎮

Nation-States Minecraft Server

Nation-States is a work in progress 1.20 survival multiplayer server that is similar to Factions and Towny servers, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The map will be approximately 4k by 4k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp.

Come join us in Nation-States! Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Minecraft version 1.20.
What is the map size?	The map size is approximately 4k by 4k.
What claiming system does the server use?	The server uses the Towny claiming system.
Is the server more focused on building or PvP?	The server is targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, but there are systems in place for those wanting PvP.
How can I join the server Discord?	You can join the server Discord by clicking on this link.

DrillGirl Minecraft Server

unique hairstyle, fan favorite, Character development, instant best girl, waifu

Are you tired of being just another player on a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will make you stand out from the crowd – drill hair! That’s right, with our custom plugin, your character will have fabulous drill hair that will instantly make you the best girl on the server. No more blending in with the crowd, now you’ll be turning heads and making everyone jealous of your epic hairstyle.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant flying squids, ride on the backs of rainbow-colored llamas, and even befriend a talking creeper who tells the best jokes in the Minecraft world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And remember, on our server, drill hair equals instant best girl status – so get ready to slay in style!

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