Facebook Marketplace – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

UglyChairNoCareCraft

90’s sitcom, apartment aesthetic, better-looking chair, comfortable chair, Facebook Marketplace, fair is fair, Furniture, Girlfriend, Home decor, interior design, living room vibe, moving in together, recliner, refusing to rehome, relationship conflict, sentimental value, Surprise gift, ugly chair, UglyChairNoCareCraft, unreasonable

Are you tired of being forced to part ways with your beloved, ugly recliner? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can build a virtual version of “The Abomination” and never have to worry about anyone trying to get rid of it? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and create a pixelated masterpiece that resembles your favorite lumpy chair from the 90s sitcoms. Build a virtual living room around it and defend it from anyone who dares to call it an eyesore. Show off your unique taste in furniture and prove to the world that The Abomination is actually a work of art.

And if anyone tries to list your virtual chair on Facebook Marketplace, you can unleash your Minecraft skills and build a fortress around it to protect it at all costs. Who knew a recliner could cause so much drama in the virtual world?

So come join our server and let your creativity run wild as you defend The Abomination from all who dare to challenge its aesthetic value. It’s time to show the world that ugly furniture deserves love too!

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GFsteals4funCraft

almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

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RingReminderCraft

Argument, bad guy, cancer treatment, emotional attachment, engagement ring, Facebook Marketplace, family dog, family pet, fiancée, financial support, lend money, marriage promise, pawn, pet care, pet treatment, relationship boundaries, relationship symbol, relationship values, RingReminderCraft, Rural area, savings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories come to life! Join us if you want to escape the drama of real life, like a fiancée selling her engagement ring to fund her family dog’s cancer treatment.

Imagine a world where pets have more value than shiny rocks, where you can lend money to virtual animals instead of your significant other. Who needs a wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding with your pixelated pet?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziness of our server, where anything is possible – even selling virtual engagement rings for dog treatments. Join now and let the madness begin!

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WashAndDryNoByeBye

borrowed money, brother-in-law, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, Decision making, Facebook Marketplace, family, financial struggle, Generosity, loan, new appliances, old appliances, owed money, Repayment, repayment plan, RESPONSIBILITY, SELLING, sister-in-law, Value, WashAndDryNoByeBye

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate revenge experience!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your brother-in-law and sister-in-law show up in-game. They owe you $1,200 in virtual diamonds and they’re avoiding you like the plague. But fear not, because on our server, you can make them pay up in the most epic way possible.

Sell them a broken pickaxe for $1,200, or better yet, trap them in a dungeon until they cough up the virtual cash. The possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough, we have a marketplace where you can sell your old tools for outrageous prices. Who needs real money when you can make a fortune in Minecraft?

So join our server now and let the games begin. It’s time to show your brother-in-law and sister-in-law who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. Let the drama unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

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FashionablyLateCraft

Agreement, Buyer, buyer’s perspective, Communication, Facebook Marketplace, FashionablyLateCraft, Frustration, late meeting, marketplace etiquette, meeting etiquette, missed opportunity, patience, punctuality, reschedule, rescheduling, rude behavior, Seller, seller’s perspective, Time management, Understanding, Waiting

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to wait around like this guy did? Look no further! Our server is always on time and ready for some epic gaming adventures.

Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever experienced. We have crazy challenges, insane builds, and even a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even encounter a player who communicates solely through interpretive llama dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Mom’s Regret Minecraft Server

Apology, collectible, condition, dad, down syndrome, Facebook Marketplace, Fiance, garage sale, great condition, internet, item for sale, Listing, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, mom, moms, money issue, regret, SELLING, Server, Upset, WORTH..

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your mom selling your valuable collectible for a fraction of its worth? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’s like finding out your mom sold your rare item to some old guy for a measly $30 when it’s actually worth hundreds! But don’t worry, we won’t sell your stuff behind your back – unless, of course, it’s part of a hilarious prank.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than your mom’s excuses for selling your prized possession. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

So come on over and join the fun – just don’t let your mom near your in-game valuables!

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NoMoreRandomGifts

arguments, Boundaries, Charity, children, clothes, Communication, Demands, Donations, Facebook Marketplace, family, Gifts, impulse buying, inlaws, NoMoreRandomGifts, parenting, second hand, Space, spoiling, Storage, Toys, Visit

Are you tired of your in-laws constantly bombarding your kids with unwanted gifts? Do you have a tiny garden but somehow end up with a giant inflatable water slide taking up all the space? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where your in-laws can’t randomly drop off unwanted toys and clothes. No more arguments about unnecessary purchases, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a special bonus item – a virtual giant inflatable water slide for your virtual garden! Say goodbye to clutter and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Don’t let your in-laws ruin your peace, join us today!

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Alathra: Where griefing your friend’s house is considered excellent worldbuilding

Alathra, Brewing, considered, culture, Custom Mobs, Custom Nether, Custom Plugins, Custom world, Excellent, Fishing, Friends, Griefing, guild, Hermit, Heroes, House, Lore, Mountain, Movecraft, Nations, organizations, Religion, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Towny, Trade, Villains, War, Worldbuilding

Alathra: New Frontiers Server Overview

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/FHehShbw
Website	https://alathra.com/

Key Features

Custom Fishing
Towny
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

Extensive FAQ

Questions	Answers
What is the IP for the server?	The IP for the server is play.alathramc.com
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join the Discord server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/FHehShbw
Is the world custom-built?	Yes, the map of Alathra is completely custom designed to encourage exploration, trade, and geopolitics.
What unique features does the server offer?	Some unique features include custom fishing, Towny system, lore, RP, custom plugins, Movecraft for movable ships, custom mobs, and animals, brewing, and custom nether mobs and biomes.

Bear’s Choice Minecraft Server

animal, Bear, bears, black bear, brown bear, Certainty, Choice, decision, Furry, Grizzly, mammal, Minecraft, Nature, option, polar bear, Preference, selection, Server, unquestionable, Wild, wildlife

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between basic animals like pigs and cows? Well, on our server, you can choose a BEAR as your starting animal companion! Imagine roaming the blocky world with a fierce bear by your side, scaring off creepers and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to let loose and dance the night away. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves to impress the Endermen and zombies.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a hidden hot tub filled with lava – perfect for a relaxing soak after a long day of mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

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The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

bathroom activities, bathroom humor, bodily functions, BROWN, creativity, funny, gross, imagination, Minecraft, odd behavior, odd habits, person, poop humor, poop jokes, quirky behavior, scatological humor, smp, strange habits, strange thoughts, toilet activities, toilet humor, unusual thoughts, weird habits, weird thoughts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.

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EventPlannerMC Server

compensation, concerns, Conference, contract, contract end, event planning, EventPlannerMC, extension, fixed-term, funding, large meeting, LOGISTICS, organization, project manager, Request, Server, solution, supervisor, TEAM, volunteer, work, workload

Are you tired of working for free in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everything is free, including your time!

Picture this: you’re the only one left on your team, trying to organize a massive event with known figures, and your contract is about to end. But fear not, on our server, you can extend your contract as long as you want, without any pesky supervisors telling you otherwise.

Join us and experience the thrill of volunteering without actually volunteering! Help organize epic events, build amazing structures, and never worry about running out of time. Who needs real-world responsibilities when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unpaid work in the real world. It’s time to live your best virtual life!

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BlockPartyMansion

BlockPartyMansion, college fund, donor conception, duplex, family, family dynamics, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, grad school, grandmother, house ownership, Inheritance, LANDLORD, Moving in, nephew, Niece, personal boundaries, race relations, rental property, sibling rivalry, Tenant

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets real estate chaos! Join now for a chance to live in a duplex with your sister, her daughter, and your own kids. Will you be the landlord or the tenant? Will you be accused of racism or accused of being a money-grabber? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward family dynamics and financial disputes while trying to maintain a peaceful coexistence in a virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

Join now and see if you can handle the pressure of balancing family ties, property ownership, and accusations of discrimination all while building your dream Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn your gaming experience into a wild rollercoaster ride of emotions and chaos. See you in the game!

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DreamsNeverRealized – Minecraft SMP

DreamsNeverRealized, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t ride a unicorn to battle a dragon while wearing a top hat made of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or taming a pet creeper that shoots out confetti instead of explosions. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look back at your boring, unicorn-less life again! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the Minecraft dream!

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ForeverMiningCraft

cherished, Childhood, childhood habit, comfort, Familiar, Forever Young, ForeverMiningCraft, habits, Innocence, joy, Memories, never outgrow, Nostalgia, playfulness, Preference, Preferences, Routine, sentimental, Simplicity, tradition, unchanged

Are you still obsessed with building block towers and digging for hidden treasures? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and rainbow-colored creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake! So come on, indulge your childhood habits and join us for a wild adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

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FairCraft Minecraft Server

capacity building, China, Crime Prevention, cross-border collaboration, Diplomacy, fair world order, Faircraft, global governance, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Justice, law enforcement, Law Enforcement Agencies, Minecraft, Officers, Overseas, Peacekeeping, Police, Rule of Law, Server, Training, training program

come join our minecraft server where we have CHINA TRAINING THOUSANDS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS FROM OVERSEAS TO CREATE A MORE FAIR WORLD ORDER HAHAHAHAHA.

imagine being arrested by a chinese cop in minecraft, that’s some next level roleplay right there.

we have epic battles between different countries’ police forces, who will come out on top? only one way to find out, JOIN US NOW.

plus, you never know when Xi Jinping himself might log on and join the fun. maybe he’ll even give you a tour of his secret underground base where he keeps all the world leaders he’s captured.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where chinese law enforcement reigns supreme.

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TsunamiCraft: Shake, Rattle, and Roll!

9 days, disaster prevention, Earth, earthquake, environmental impact, geology, mega-tsunami, Mystery, natural disaster, ocean floor, oceanography, rattle, research, Roll, scientific discovery, scientists, seismic activity, seismic waves, SHAKE, tectonic plates, Tsunami warning, TsunamiCraft, underwater landslide, vibrate

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it caused a 650-foot mega-tsunami that made the earth vibrate for 9 whole days? well, look no further cuz we got u covered, fam! join our server and experience the thrill of building while dodging giant waves and earthquakes like a boss. who needs boring old regular minecraft when u can have heart-pounding natural disasters every day? come join us and see if u can survive the chaos and come out on top as the ultimate minecraft survivor. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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Moon Rave: ’24 PT5 – Earth Invasion

2024 PT5, astronomical events, Astronomy, Astronomy News, Astrophysics, Capture, Celestial, Cosmic, Earth, Exploration, Invasion, Mini-moon, Moon, November, Orbit, Planetary, pt5, rave, Satellite, Science, September, solar system, Space

join dis epic minecraft server where we got a two-month mini-moon captured by Earth from september to november. yea u heard dat right, we got a mini-moon chillin in our world, providing extra light at night and makin the mobs dance like crazy.

if u join dis server, u can ride on da mini-moon and explore new dimensions filled with unicorns and rainbows. we also got a secret underground city where u can trade with alien villagers for rare items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted armor made from space rocks.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where players can compete in a potato-throwing contest to win a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. and on saturdays, we have a disco party at the mini-moon discotheque where u can dance with skeletons and creepers all night long.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the craziest adventure of your life. join us now and be part of the mini-moon madness!

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