Facebook Marketplace MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

UglyChairNoCareCraft

90’s sitcom, refusing to rehome, better-looking chair, living room vibe, Furniture

Are you tired of being forced to part ways with your beloved, ugly recliner? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can build a virtual version of “The Abomination” and never have to worry about anyone trying to get rid of it? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and create a pixelated masterpiece that resembles your favorite lumpy chair from the 90s sitcoms. Build a virtual living room around it and defend it from anyone who dares to call it an eyesore. Show off your unique taste in furniture and prove to the world that The Abomination is actually a work of art.

And if anyone tries to list your virtual chair on Facebook Marketplace, you can unleash your Minecraft skills and build a fortress around it to protect it at all costs. Who knew a recliner could cause so much drama in the virtual world?

So come join our server and let your creativity run wild as you defend The Abomination from all who dare to challenge its aesthetic value. It’s time to show the world that ugly furniture deserves love too!

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GFsteals4funCraft

Muffins, Facebook Marketplace, second hand, mattress, Craigslist

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

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RingReminderCraft

family dog, fiancée, pawn, marriage promise, savings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories come to life! Join us if you want to escape the drama of real life, like a fiancée selling her engagement ring to fund her family dog’s cancer treatment.

Imagine a world where pets have more value than shiny rocks, where you can lend money to virtual animals instead of your significant other. Who needs a wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding with your pixelated pet?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziness of our server, where anything is possible – even selling virtual engagement rings for dog treatments. Join now and let the madness begin!

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WashAndDryNoByeBye

Repayment, new appliances, family, SELLING, Conflict

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate revenge experience!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your brother-in-law and sister-in-law show up in-game. They owe you $1,200 in virtual diamonds and they’re avoiding you like the plague. But fear not, because on our server, you can make them pay up in the most epic way possible.

Sell them a broken pickaxe for $1,200, or better yet, trap them in a dungeon until they cough up the virtual cash. The possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough, we have a marketplace where you can sell your old tools for outrageous prices. Who needs real money when you can make a fortune in Minecraft?

So join our server now and let the games begin. It’s time to show your brother-in-law and sister-in-law who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. Let the drama unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

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FashionablyLateCraft

Agreement, seller’s perspective, Understanding, meeting etiquette, Buyer

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to wait around like this guy did? Look no further! Our server is always on time and ready for some epic gaming adventures.

Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever experienced. We have crazy challenges, insane builds, and even a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even encounter a player who communicates solely through interpretive llama dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Mom’s Regret Minecraft Server

garage sale, mom, Facebook Marketplace, money issue, internet

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your mom selling your valuable collectible for a fraction of its worth? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’s like finding out your mom sold your rare item to some old guy for a measly $30 when it’s actually worth hundreds! But don’t worry, we won’t sell your stuff behind your back – unless, of course, it’s part of a hilarious prank.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than your mom’s excuses for selling your prized possession. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

So come on over and join the fun – just don’t let your mom near your in-game valuables!

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NoMoreRandomGifts

Demands, Space, children, inlaws, spoiling

Are you tired of your in-laws constantly bombarding your kids with unwanted gifts? Do you have a tiny garden but somehow end up with a giant inflatable water slide taking up all the space? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where your in-laws can’t randomly drop off unwanted toys and clothes. No more arguments about unnecessary purchases, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a special bonus item – a virtual giant inflatable water slide for your virtual garden! Say goodbye to clutter and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Don’t let your in-laws ruin your peace, join us today!

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Nano Carbon Football Field

carbon storage, Engineered, football field, energy breakthrough, field

join our minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! our world is like a football field packed into a teaspoon, with crazy cool stuff happening everywhere!

our researchers have engineered the most insane nanoporous carbon you’ve ever seen, it’s like the holy grail of minecraft materials! use it for carbon-dioxide capture, energy storage, or just to build the most epic base ever!

come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community around, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

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What is the IP for CouRage Gaming Minecraft Server?

courage, Server, Gaming, Minecraft

CouRage Gaming is a popular content creator and gamer known for his energetic personality and entertaining commentary. He has gained a large following on platforms such as Twitch and YouTube for his gameplay videos, streams, and collaborations with other creators. CouRage Gaming is also a former professional Call of Duty player, bringing a high level of skill to his content. He continues to grow his brand and engage with fans through his engaging and humorous content.

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Invictus

active player base., Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Player Shops, Chairs & Sitting

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Our Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The server IP is invictus.r2f.co
What is the Bedrock port?	The Bedrock port is 25591
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6-8 months
Do I need to join the Discord before playing?	Yes, you must join our Discord before playing online