Facebook Marketplace MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

UglyChairNoCareCraft

Home decor, fair is fair, Furniture, refusing to rehome, unreasonable

Are you tired of being forced to part ways with your beloved, ugly recliner? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can build a virtual version of “The Abomination” and never have to worry about anyone trying to get rid of it? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and create a pixelated masterpiece that resembles your favorite lumpy chair from the 90s sitcoms. Build a virtual living room around it and defend it from anyone who dares to call it an eyesore. Show off your unique taste in furniture and prove to the world that The Abomination is actually a work of art.

And if anyone tries to list your virtual chair on Facebook Marketplace, you can unleash your Minecraft skills and build a fortress around it to protect it at all costs. Who knew a recliner could cause so much drama in the virtual world?

So come join our server and let your creativity run wild as you defend The Abomination from all who dare to challenge its aesthetic value. It’s time to show the world that ugly furniture deserves love too!

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GFsteals4funCraft

leftover food, stealing, second hand, Girlfriend, PHONES

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

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RingReminderCraft

bad guy, Rural area, relationship values, savings, pawn

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories come to life! Join us if you want to escape the drama of real life, like a fiancée selling her engagement ring to fund her family dog’s cancer treatment.

Imagine a world where pets have more value than shiny rocks, where you can lend money to virtual animals instead of your significant other. Who needs a wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding with your pixelated pet?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziness of our server, where anything is possible – even selling virtual engagement rings for dog treatments. Join now and let the madness begin!

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WashAndDryNoByeBye

family, Generosity, WashAndDryNoByeBye, Conflict, repayment plan

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate revenge experience!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your brother-in-law and sister-in-law show up in-game. They owe you $1,200 in virtual diamonds and they’re avoiding you like the plague. But fear not, because on our server, you can make them pay up in the most epic way possible.

Sell them a broken pickaxe for $1,200, or better yet, trap them in a dungeon until they cough up the virtual cash. The possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough, we have a marketplace where you can sell your old tools for outrageous prices. Who needs real money when you can make a fortune in Minecraft?

So join our server now and let the games begin. It’s time to show your brother-in-law and sister-in-law who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. Let the drama unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

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FashionablyLateCraft

Communication, Facebook Marketplace, Buyer, FashionablyLateCraft, Frustration

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to wait around like this guy did? Look no further! Our server is always on time and ready for some epic gaming adventures.

Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever experienced. We have crazy challenges, insane builds, and even a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even encounter a player who communicates solely through interpretive llama dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Mom’s Regret Minecraft Server

Server, condition, Listing, Apology, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your mom selling your valuable collectible for a fraction of its worth? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’s like finding out your mom sold your rare item to some old guy for a measly $30 when it’s actually worth hundreds! But don’t worry, we won’t sell your stuff behind your back – unless, of course, it’s part of a hilarious prank.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than your mom’s excuses for selling your prized possession. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

So come on over and join the fun – just don’t let your mom near your in-game valuables!

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NoMoreRandomGifts

Boundaries, Gifts, Demands, Toys, Space

Are you tired of your in-laws constantly bombarding your kids with unwanted gifts? Do you have a tiny garden but somehow end up with a giant inflatable water slide taking up all the space? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where your in-laws can’t randomly drop off unwanted toys and clothes. No more arguments about unnecessary purchases, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a special bonus item – a virtual giant inflatable water slide for your virtual garden! Say goodbye to clutter and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Don’t let your in-laws ruin your peace, join us today!

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ChopstickChaosMC

stir-fry, Difficulty, Noodles, sushi, adaptation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to mine blocks is with chopsticks! That’s right, forget about using your pickaxe, it’s all about the chopsticks here. But don’t worry, we provide special enchanted chopsticks that make mining a breeze (or should we say chop?).

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to fend off creepers and zombies with your trusty chopsticks. Who needs a sword when you can take down enemies with precision chopstick skills? Plus, our server is home to the legendary Chopstick Dragon, a creature so powerful that only those with the best chopstick skills can defeat it.

And when you’re not mining or battling mobs, you can relax in our chopstick-themed village, complete with noodle stands and sushi restaurants. It’s a food lover’s paradise, as long as you can master the art of eating with chopsticks. So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this chopstick-filled world!

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AnxietyCraft SinusDepress Server

risk factors, depression, sinus issues, mental health disorders, depression symptoms

so like, u know how u always feelin’ down and stuff? well turns out, if u got sinus problems, u more likely to have anxiety and depression. but fear not, cuz on our server, we got the cure for all that! come join us and build urself a happy little world where u can forget all about ur sinus issues and just have a blast! trust me, u won’t find a better cure for ur blues than playin’ on our server. plus, rumor has it, if u build the biggest, baddest castle in the land, all ur sinus problems will magically disappear. so what u waitin’ for? come join us now and start buildin’ ur way to happiness!

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What is the IP for EvanFinity Minecraft Server?

Gaming, EvanFinity, Minecraft, fortnite, Server

EvanFinity is a talented and versatile content creator known for his work in video editing, photography, and graphic design. With a keen eye for detail and a passion for storytelling, Evan has produced captivating visual content for a wide range of clients in industries such as fashion, music, and entertainment. His unique style and creative approach have earned him a loyal following on social media platforms, where he continues to inspire and engage audiences with his innovative work.

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