New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • AwkwardCraft: Memory Lane

    AwkwardCraft: Memory Lane
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 942
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 163 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Votes: 9050
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you questioning reality.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere, serenading you with their clucks and feathers flying everywhere. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who loves to boogie down to the latest hits while wearing a sparkly disco ball costume.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are greeted by mischievous trolls who demand a toll in the form of rare items or else they’ll unleash a horde of angry villagers on you. It’s a hilarious and heart-pounding experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you saying “What is the most awkward memory you have?” in no time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History, Minecraft Server

    SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History,  Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 1686
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Towns Built: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of klaus iohannis and have epic battles against the evil russians who are trying to distort history and rehabilitate nazis! we will show them who’s boss with our amazing builds and crazy adventures. romania will not back down, we will fight for our sovereignty and show the world that we are the true champions of minecraft! join us now and be a part of the most epic battles and adventures you will ever experience in your life! let’s show russia who’s boss and have a blast while doing it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!

    CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 8248
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Falling into the Void: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? what if joining this epic minecraft server could, like, actually stop the whole russia-ukraine conflict? president zelenskyy himself said that if india just, like, changed their stance towards russia, everything would be chill. so, like, join this server and be a peacekeeper without even leaving your house, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PFASSmasherCraft

    PFASSmasherCraft
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 5781
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Mines Excavated: 1866
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those pesky “forever chemicals” messing up your water supply in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a revolutionary system that traps and breaks down PFAS faster than you can say “creeper”!

    Our system uses LIGHT, yeah you heard me right, LIGHT to zap those forever chemicals into harmless components in just 3 hours! That’s quicker than it takes for you to mine a diamond in Minecraft, trust me. We can eliminate up to 90% of those pesky chemicals, making your water cleaner than a freshly brewed potion.

    So come on down to our server and join the fun! Build, mine, and protect your water supply from those forever chemicals with us. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s save Minecraft, one water source at a time!

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  • AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’

    AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 4406
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Information:

    IP mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord Invite Link Discord Invite Link
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    Overview:

    The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based for a safe and friendly gaming experience. Features include teleports, player trading, protection from griefing, and more.

    Features:

    • The server runs the latest version of Minecraft
    • Many Vanilla game mechanics are retained
    • Player-created shops for trading
    • Teleport commands for easy travel
    • Land-claiming system
    • Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
    • Creative server for building
    • External community resources such as Discord and Wiki

    Rules:

    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. No griefing
    3. No spamming
    4. Be respectful
    5. Don’t swear excessively
    6. No hacking or exploits
    7. No ban evasion
    8. Use common sense

    FAQ:

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelisted and requires an application.

    Q: Is the server purely vanilla?

    A: The server has some quality of life features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it is not completely vanilla.

    Q: Can players trade with each other?

    A: Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that promote trading using diamonds as currency.

    Q: Are there any plans for server resets?

    A: There are no plans for full resets of the main worlds on the server.

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  • SeetheCraft Minecraft Server

    SeetheCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 3225
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Emeralds Found: 2109
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 191 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 38
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

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    Are you tired of being a peaceful player in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner rage and take revenge on every country that has ever wronged you historically? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

    Join us and let out all your pent-up anger by building giant monuments dedicated to all the countries you seethe at historically. Want to take down the Eiffel Tower? Go for it! Feel like blowing up the Great Wall of China? Be our guest! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?).

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our weekly “Cope Wars” where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous reason to hate a specific country. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the rage flow through you like never before! (Disclaimer: This server is purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. Please don’t actually go around hating on countries in real life, that’s not cool).

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  • PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

    PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 1173
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5218 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our wacky SMP where looks are everything! We have a strict dress code that includes wearing a tutu on Tuesdays and a top hat on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous while you’re there!

    Our server is home to the most stylish players in the Minecraft universe. We have fashion shows every weekend where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous outfit. The winner receives a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for the week.

    But it’s not all about looks on our server. We also have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about his scales.

    So if you’re ready to ditch the drab and embrace the fab, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the most fashionable player in all of Minecraft.

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  • BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server

    BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 1077
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4610 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 213
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Players Killed by Monsters: 4229
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of family dynamics and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive ex-stepfathers throwing tantrums or controlling narcissistic douches ruining the fun.

    Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms without the fear of hurting your mom’s feelings, because here, we encourage you to express yourself freely. Build a house, start a new life, and leave all the jealousy and anger behind in the real world.

    Don’t worry about any surprise baby announcements or awkward family conversations here – on our server, you’re in control of your own destiny. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can escape from it all, one block at a time.

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  • BodyShameNoMoreMC

    BodyShameNoMoreMC
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 4449
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

    But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

    So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockyLoveCraft

    BlockyLoveCraft
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 9496
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Ores Mined: 1145
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.

    New Minecraft Server
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