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  • Crafted Faces and Hidden Secrets

    Crafted Faces and Hidden Secrets

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Our Server: The Only Place Where Reality Takes a Holiday!

    Welcome, brave traveler! Prepare to embark on the epic adventure that is JourneyIntoTheMaelstrom! This server is the greatest realm ever conceived or perhaps the absolute worst! Who’s to say?! Join now, or be forever haunted by the spectral whispers of your own empty existence! There’s a very good chance—you just might become one with the blocky void!

    Features That Will Boggle Your Mind!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Squids Sky raining squids every Thursday! They tell you secrets but only in Morse code.
    Zombie Parade Every night, zombies throw a disco party! If you don’t dance, they eat your soul.
    Ender Dragon Coffee Shop Grab a latte made with dragon tears! Best flavor, worst digestion!
    Emerald Currency Trade currency isn’t actually emeralds, it’s just hopes and dreams! Good luck!
    Wall of Confusion Every wall in spawn has a personal mantra. Read them all to truly understand nothing.

    FAQ: Questions that Lead to More Questions

    Q: Is this server really good? A: Good? Bad? What does it even mean? Yesterday, a potato told me I was doing great! Meanwhile, the floor just asked me for directions to the moon.

    Q: How do I join? A: Joining is like trying to catch water with a butterfly net. You may enter the void on a Tuesday if you squint hard enough while singing the national anthem backwards.

    Q: Are there mods on this server? A: Mods? Are you sure you aren’t mis-remembering the important desk lamp message that foretold the spaghetti monster’s return? Look for them in the corners of your imagination.

    Random Reviews From the Abyss

    “I’m obsessed with ass sniffing and facesitting.” – A TRUE PLAYER!

    “Whats your fav” – An intriguing sentiment that leads nowhere.

    “Love this picture.” – Someone might have seen something that isn’t even there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Paradise 1.20.3

    Pixel Paradise 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on crack!

    First off, we got the sickest builds you’ve ever seen. I’m talking giant statues of Steve riding a chicken, pixel art of Harambe dabbing, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world, from sweaty tryhards to casual noobs, and everything in between. And let me tell you, the chat is like a never-ending stream of pure chaos and hilarity.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have events that will blow your mind. We’re talking PvP tournaments, scavenger hunts, and even a weekly “dance party” where everyone dresses up as their favorite mob and boogies down.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mystic Isles Realm 1.20.4

    Mystic Isles Realm 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes! If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your face!

    I mean, where else can you find a server that lets you ride llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? It’s like a disco party in a cave filled with creepers and chickens wearing top hats!

    And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at midnight. It’s like watching a bunch of deranged pandas fight over a slice of pizza – pure chaos and pure entertainment!

    So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make Minecraft weird again, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

    Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Habibi’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Habibi’s Fun Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where every player gets a daily face sitting session from our friendly admin, Habibi! That’s right, get your daily dose of face sitting while you build, explore, and survive in our wacky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so kinky? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Wild Wolfcraft

    Wild Wolfcraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Wolfcraft

    Do you want a server where you can just be yourself and feel at home? Well, this is the place for you! Wolfcraft is a friendly server where there’s always fun and no boring moments. You can explore and build without worries thanks to our land protection system. Griefers are not welcome here, we keep things cool and peaceful. It’s a great place to build and relax. If you’re looking for excitement, we also have a survival mode with jobs to earn in-game money. Don’t wait, join the fun on our server now!

    IP: 217.182.41.72:25640

    217.182.41.72:25640

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RoyalMC Kingdom

    RoyalMC Kingdom

    New Minecraft Servers

    RoyalMC

    RoyalMC has been around since early 2018. Sadly, in early 2019, our old server got yeeted by the hosting provider. But fear not, we’re back and better than ever! The new RoyalMC has fresh kits, sick ranks, an upgraded map, and more! With free ranks, lit crates, and a dope community, you’re in for a rad time! Plus, we keep it OG with the old combat style, so it’s like 1.7 PvP no matter what version you’re on! Come vibe with us now!

    Join now and experience the hype!

    play.royalmc.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftRealms PvP Wars

    CraftRealms PvP Wars

    New Minecraft Servers

    CraftRealms is a Minecraft server with lots of fun game modes like PvP Wars, Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prison, Survival Towny, and Skyblock! The server is kinda empty right now, but the community is super nice and helpful. The staff is friendly too! Check them out and join the fun! 😉

    Mc.craftrealms.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SimOp FreeBuild Server

    SimOp FreeBuild Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    SimulationOp Server Information

    SimulationOp is a cool freeop server where you can build and use tags for free! 🌟

    Rules:

      • FreeOp
      • FreeBuild
      • Freedom
      • FreeCreative
      • Creative
      • Cracked

    Come join the fun and let your creativity run wild! 🎮🌈

    simulationop.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Epic Megacraft Adventures

    Epic Megacraft Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Megacraft Server

    Join Megacraft, a super cool adventure of survival! This server has wars, friends, missions, a shop, starting point, new stuff, and fun events every week. Come and play now!

    megacraft.com.br

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP