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  • Crafted Faces and Hidden Secrets

    Crafted Faces and Hidden Secrets

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Our Server: The Only Place Where Reality Takes a Holiday!

    Welcome, brave traveler! Prepare to embark on the epic adventure that is JourneyIntoTheMaelstrom! This server is the greatest realm ever conceived or perhaps the absolute worst! Who’s to say?! Join now, or be forever haunted by the spectral whispers of your own empty existence! There’s a very good chance—you just might become one with the blocky void!

    Features That Will Boggle Your Mind!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Squids Sky raining squids every Thursday! They tell you secrets but only in Morse code.
    Zombie Parade Every night, zombies throw a disco party! If you don’t dance, they eat your soul.
    Ender Dragon Coffee Shop Grab a latte made with dragon tears! Best flavor, worst digestion!
    Emerald Currency Trade currency isn’t actually emeralds, it’s just hopes and dreams! Good luck!
    Wall of Confusion Every wall in spawn has a personal mantra. Read them all to truly understand nothing.

    FAQ: Questions that Lead to More Questions

    Q: Is this server really good? A: Good? Bad? What does it even mean? Yesterday, a potato told me I was doing great! Meanwhile, the floor just asked me for directions to the moon.

    Q: How do I join? A: Joining is like trying to catch water with a butterfly net. You may enter the void on a Tuesday if you squint hard enough while singing the national anthem backwards.

    Q: Are there mods on this server? A: Mods? Are you sure you aren’t mis-remembering the important desk lamp message that foretold the spaghetti monster’s return? Look for them in the corners of your imagination.

    Random Reviews From the Abyss

    “I’m obsessed with ass sniffing and facesitting.” – A TRUE PLAYER!

    “Whats your fav” – An intriguing sentiment that leads nowhere.

    “Love this picture.” – Someone might have seen something that isn’t even there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Paradise 1.20.3

    Pixel Paradise 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on crack!

    First off, we got the sickest builds you’ve ever seen. I’m talking giant statues of Steve riding a chicken, pixel art of Harambe dabbing, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world, from sweaty tryhards to casual noobs, and everything in between. And let me tell you, the chat is like a never-ending stream of pure chaos and hilarity.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have events that will blow your mind. We’re talking PvP tournaments, scavenger hunts, and even a weekly “dance party” where everyone dresses up as their favorite mob and boogies down.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mystic Isles Realm 1.20.4

    Mystic Isles Realm 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes! If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your face!

    I mean, where else can you find a server that lets you ride llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? It’s like a disco party in a cave filled with creepers and chickens wearing top hats!

    And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at midnight. It’s like watching a bunch of deranged pandas fight over a slice of pizza – pure chaos and pure entertainment!

    So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make Minecraft weird again, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

    Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Habibi’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Habibi’s Fun Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where every player gets a daily face sitting session from our friendly admin, Habibi! That’s right, get your daily dose of face sitting while you build, explore, and survive in our wacky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so kinky? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nexus Friends’ World

    Nexus Friends’ World

    New Minecraft Servers

    Nexus Minecraft Server

    Amaizing server! It’s huge and has a great community. Lots of friends to play with and a big world to explore! 🌍🔍

    Join now and start your adventure! 🎮🚀

    IP Address: play.nexusmc.net

    Website: Nexus Minecraft Server

    mc.nexus-craft.lat

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Eternal Adventures MC

    Eternal Adventures MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Eternity MC

    Eternity MC – Your Go-To for Epic Adventures! Welcome to Eternity MC, a Minecraft server that gives players a cool and fun experience! Key Stuff: – Survival Mode – Money System – Claim Land – Spooky Dungeons – Cool Buildings – Lots of Other Stuff! Join in on events, find hidden stuff, and have a blast at Eternity MC!

    play.eternitymc.fun:19132

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Respawn SMP – Project Respawn

    Respawn SMP – Project Respawn

    New Minecraft Servers

    Project Respawn

    Project Respawn is a new Minecraft server for cool people who like to mine and craft together. It’s all about that Vanilla+ vibe, inspired by Hermitcraft. If you want to join a chill community where you can be creative and help shape the world, this is the place for you! Come get respawned today and join our Discord for more info!

    Basic Rules:

      • Must be 18+ and in time zones CET -1 to +1
      • Be nice to others
      • No griefing or stealing
      • No hacks or mods

    Join us on Discord: Discord Link

    projectrespawn.dedimc.io

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Technocraft Shipyard

    Technocraft Shipyard

    New Minecraft Servers

    Technocraft

    Technocraft is a cool modded smp where you can build ships, make machines, and have tons of fun! The community is active and friendly, and there are lots of awesome mods to check out!

    Some of the mods include:

      • Create the Factory Must Grow
      • Create Misc and Things
      • Create Copycats +
      • Create Steam and Rails
      • Timeless and Classics
      • Alexes Mobs
      • Teralyth
      • Valleria Skys
      • Eurika
      • Clockworks

    And much more!

    135.148.28.101

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Funky Fun Zone

    Funky Fun Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Funky Entertainment

    If you’re looking for a cool new vanilla 1.21.4 server to play with your Java and Bedrock pals, then hop on over to FunkyEntertainment.us.to! Funky Entertainment keeps it vanilla (except for /tpa and /sethome). There are basically no rules (just no hacked clients, okay?). This server is the official hangout for the funkyentertainment.neocities.org website, so check it out! Don’t forget to join the Discord server for more info and to find other servers to play on. And hey, if you’re struggling to play on bedrock, this is the place for you!

    FunkyEntertainment.us.to

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP