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BroHouseDramaCraft

affordable, BroHouseDramaCraft, brother’s feelings, budget constraints, call the shots, Communication, Decision making, down payment, finances, financial responsibility, higher degree, home purchase, house purchase, housing decisions, living together, renting history, shared living arrangements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, splitting bills, Zillow listing

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	9692
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Magic Items Found:	8203

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers where you have to follow the rules and listen to everyone’s feedback? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like this player who moved in with their brother and now they’re fighting over a house purchase. Can you imagine fighting over a Minecraft house with your sibling? That’s the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

Forget about boring old rules and regulations, on our server, anything goes! Build the house of your dreams, team up with friends to take on epic quests, and maybe even start a feud with your own brother over a virtual property. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual house-buying feud of your own!

PentagonStockpileCraft

defense budget, defense funding, defense stockpiles, defense stockpiles concerns, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid cuts, military aid packages, military aid reduction, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Pentagon stockpiles, Pentagon supplies, PentagonStockpileCraft, security assistance, Ukraine, us foreign policy, us military aid, US military assistance, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.

we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Brain Reset Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, discovery, hippocampus, Memory, memory consolidation, memory overload, Mice, Minecraft, neural pathways, neural silence, neurons, neuroscience, new learning, researchers, Reset, scientists, Server, sleep research, sleep reset mechanism

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	8671
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Crops Grown:	1439
Gods Slained:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE HAVE A SLEEP “RESET” MECHANISM JUST LIKE IN THAT FANCY SCIENTIST THINGY!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND SUDDENLY YOU FORGET HOW TO MAKE A DOOR. NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL RESET YOUR BRAIN CELLS SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT DOOR ALL OVER AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SPECIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS (OR WAS IT HIPPOCAMPUS?) THAT WILL HELP YOUR MEMORY RESET AND GET READY FOR NEW ADVENTURES. WHO KNEW HIPPOS WERE SO SMART?

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN CELLS PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999!

TacoShackSMP

Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, mod, MONEY, player-controlled economy, PvP, Server, Survival, TacoShackSMP, Voice Chat Support, weekly events

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mines Excavated:	4798	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

A Minecraft Server With A Fully Player Controlled Economy, We Run Weekly Events On Saturdays Where You Can Earn Money, Cosmetics, And More! This Server Is Mostly Survival But It Will Be Fun With Simple Voice Chat Support As Long As You And Your Friends Have The Mod It Will Work!

51.81.167.58:25594

Passion Craft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, break free, chains, Conquer, Craft, determination, inner strength, Liberation, Mantra, Minecraft, motivation, Overcome, Passion, Peace, personal growth, philosophy, power, self improvement, Server, sith code, Star Wars, strength, Victory

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and a little bit of madness? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and unleash your inner passion as you battle your way to victory. Gain strength by conquering epic challenges, and watch as your power grows with each block you mine. Break free from the chains of boring gameplay and experience the thrill of our server like never before.

But be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline rush of our crazy adventures and wild events. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Absolutely, Advocates, And, avocado cheerleaders, behaviour, Biz, Board, bouys, chainshit, chainshit cult, Collapses, Cult, cult like, Destroyed, DRIVE, lashing out, Lets, Minecraft, Over.., real-time, scam, SCAMMERS, smp, twitter

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
New Chunks Explored:	313996	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

EmbraceTheCringe – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, EmbraceTheCringe, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assertion, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, shame, smp, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5068
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being unapologetically weird is not just accepted, it’s encouraged! Have you ever been shamed for your love of building giant statues of llamas or creating a house entirely made out of cake? Well, here, we celebrate your unique quirks and embrace the madness.

Join us on this wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. From epic battles with flying pigs to underground dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re tired of conforming to society’s boring standards and want to let your freak flag fly, come join us and be a part of our eccentric community. Who knows, you might just find your tribe of fellow weirdos who will appreciate you for the glorious oddball that you are.

CraftInsomnia

avoiding caffeine, avoiding screens, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, Deep Breathing, exercise for better sleep, herbal remedies, insomnia, reading before bed, relaxation techniques, sleep aids, sleep hygiene, sleep meditation, sleep remedies, sleep schedule, sleep tips, sleeplessness, warm milk, white noise

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5893

Join our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so hilarious that they’ll have you laughing all night long! Our creepers tell the best jokes, the zombies breakdance, and the skeletons have a stand-up comedy routine that’s to die for. Plus, our Ender Dragon is a master at playing the kazoo – you won’t want to miss it! So if you’re looking for a sleepless night filled with laughter and fun, come join us on our wacky Minecraft server!

HanwhaCraft: Romanian Armor Factory

aerospace, aerospace and defense, aerospace giant, armor, armored vehicle, armored vehicle factory, begin.., Defense, FACTORY, GIANT, Hanwha, Hanwha Aerospace, HanwhaCraft, Korean, Korean aerospace, Korean aerospace and defense, Korean defense, Romania, Romanian, vehicle factory, work

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35

come join this epic minecraft server where we have korean aerospace and defense giant hanwha aerospace building armored vehicles in romania!!! why would you want to miss out on that??? imagine driving around in a tank while fighting off creepers and zombies, all thanks to hanwha aerospace!!! plus, rumor has it that if you join the server, you might even get a free tank to use in the game!!! don’t be a square, join now and experience the ultimate armored vehicle adventure in minecraft!!!

Youthful Monkey Metformin Server

aging process, anti-aging, brain aging, brain function, brain health, China, cognitive decline, cognitive function, diabetes, diabetes treatment, Fountain Of Youth, Longevity, medical breakthrough, medication, metformin, MONKEY, monkeys, neurology, pharmaceuticals, scientific research, Server, Youthful, youthfulness

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing cray cray. dis server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, just like dat common diabetes drug metformin. scientists in china found dat monkeys who play on dis server age slower in da brain. so, if u wanna keep ur brain young and fresh, join dis server now! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. yea, u heard me right. u can ride on a flying pig while having a convo with a cow. it’s lit, fam. so, what u waiting for? join now and stay forever young in ur brain, just like dem monkeys in china.