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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 822 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 237 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 97 |
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Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch a cow the farthest!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers, a hidden treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
