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WholesomeTales Minecraft SMP

anecdote, cheerful, Conversation, delightful, Feel-Good, Gratitude, Happiness, heartening, Heartwarming, inspiring, joy, Kindness, Meaningful, memorable, Minecraft, Optimistic, Positive, Share, smp, Story, touching, Uplifting, Wholesome, WholesomeTales

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Potions Brewed:	112
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3991
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

OMG guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who taught me how to do the cha-cha slide while fighting off creepers. It was wild, bro.

And another time, I was building a giant statue of a potato (don’t ask why, it just felt right) and suddenly a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and started raining down golden carrots on me. I was like, “Is this real life or am I just tripping on too many enchanted golden apples?”

But seriously, this SMP is the bomb dot com. We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So come join us and let’s create some wacky memories together!

CraftyConfusion

befuddlement, bewilderment, brain teaser, cognitive dissonance, complexity, confusion, conundrum, CraftyConfusion, Enigma, head scratcher, incomprehensibility, incomprehension, mental block, mind-boggler, Mystery, perplexing question, perplexity, puzzle, puzzlement, Riddle, unfathomable concept

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Do you ever wonder why creepers explode when they get close to you? Or how pigs can fly with a saddle on their back? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind with its wacky and wild adventures, then look no further!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your prize.

If dancing skeletons aren’t your thing, how about riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or exploring a hidden cave filled with talking mushrooms who will tell you terrible jokes in exchange for rare treasures?

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, then come join us and prepare for a journey unlike any other! Who knows what bizarre and hilarious adventures await you in this world of endless possibilities?

ParisDrillCraft

carbon emissions, climate change, drilling, energy independence, energy policy, energy production, environmental impact, environmental policy, environmental regulations, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, international relations, Natural resources, oil exploration, Paris Agreement, ParisDrillCraft, political controversy, renewable energy, Trump administration, US

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ores Mined:	1853
Enchantments Applied:	96	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE US WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER HAHAHA WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT WE JUST WANNA DRILL DRILL DRILL! COME JOIN US AND HELP US DESTROY THE VIRTUAL WORLD WITH OUR VIRTUAL DRILLING MACHINES! WHO NEEDS PARIS AGREEMENTS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMONDS AND OIL?! JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #DRILLBABYDRILL #FAKEBLOCKSNEWS

Crafty Meds Madness

Benefits, COMPREHENSIVE, conditions, Crafty, dementia, findings, GLP-1RAs, health, INFECTIONS, less likely, madness, medication, meds, mental health, Mounjaro, occur, pharmaceuticals, Prevention, psychotic disorders, research, Saxenda, study, Treatment, Wegovy

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Animals Bred:	76
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

COME JOIN OUR SERVER CAUSE WE GOT THE CRAZIEST SH*T GOIN ON! WE GOT GLP-1RAs FLYIN AROUND LIKE PIXIE DUST, KEEPIN YOU SAFE FROM PSYCHOTIC DISORDERS AND DEMENTIA! YOU AIN’T GONNA FIND THAT ON ANY OTHER SERVER, I TELL YA!

WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE MAKE OUR OWN GLP-1RAs, CALLED MOUNJARO JUICE! DRINK THAT AND YOU’LL BE INVINCIBLE, I SWEAR!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN FOR? JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF A LIFETIME!

LucentiaMC

Active, admins, Arenas, competitive, Discord, Dungeons, Events, Friendly, Guilds, Leaderboards, LucentiaMC, Mods, Play, progress, PVP AREAS, ranked, Resets, Rewards, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
New Chunks Explored:	388428	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Server Overview

Features
Survival
Friendly and active player base and admins
Constant updates
Many Daily Events

Dedicated PVP areas with lucrative items
Wild PVP
Form guilds and compete against others for seasonal rewards
Keep your progress, no world resets.
No mods required

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a Discord server for Lucentia?	Yes, you can join the Lucentia Discord here.
Are there world resets on the server?	No, your progress will not be reset.
Do I need to install any mods to play on the server?	No, mods are not required to play on Lucentia.

Lost World Explorers 1.20.5

1.20.5, Disgusting, disgusting faggots, disgusting faggots on earth, Earth, Eat shit, everyone else, Explorers, Faggots, Life, Live, Lost, my life, objectively unfair, own life., robbed, robbed me, shit eating, shit eating faggots, UNFAIR, wanted, world

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server because we promise you a life full of adventure and excitement! Escape the clutches of the shit-eating faggots and create your own world where you can live freely and without any unfairness. Say no to faggots and yes to a new life in our server! Don’t let them rob you of your happiness, join us now and experience true freedom!

NoRoomieNoProblemo

affording, aita, CAPABLE, great salary, guest bedroom, light sleeper, move in, move out, NoRoomieNoProblemo, pissed, Recovery, rent free, Save, spare bedroom, stomach cyst, surgery, time frame, weird, wife’s best friend, wrong

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	4577	Zombie Dances:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the guest bedroom in this story, our server is always full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships, just like the one between the husband, wife, and best friend in this tale. Will you choose to be the supportive friend, the understanding spouse, or the voice of reason in the chaos?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end. Plus, just like the best friend in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to recover and find your own place in our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and Minecraft fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this one!

ElonCraft SMP: TikTok Edition

Acquisition, billionaire, branding, Business, creativity, digital platform, Edition, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, future of social media, innovation, Marketing, potential rebranding, RENAME, smp, social media, social-networking, speculation, tech industry, Technology, tiktok, video sharing

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP that’s straight fire? Bro, let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some facts.

First off, we got Elon Musk as the owner of this server. Yeah, you heard me right, THE Elon Musk. He’s not just sending rockets to space, he’s also slaying creepers in Minecraft. And get this, if he buys TikTok, he’s gonna rename it to “TikCraft” and make it a virtual dance party for all the players. How epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant pineapple floating in the sky, because why not? You can only access it by riding a flying pig with a top hat. And once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you on your journey. Trust me, this llama spits straight facts.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is a replica of the Colosseum, but instead of gladiators, we have players fighting with diamond swords while riding on giant chickens? It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for, my dudes? Join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! See you on the other side, gamers!

ShowerSucksCraft

cleaning, cold water, hair washing, hygiene, lack of privacy, loofah, Mildew, Mold, shaving, shower curtains, shower head, showering, ShowerSucksCraft, skin irritation, slippery floor, soap scum, steamy mirrors, time consuming, towels, water pressure, water wastage

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!

CraftyCommies: RepatRescue!

Assistance, CASUALTIES, Citizens, Combat, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, deaths, Diplomacy, evacuation, foreign affairs, Government, India, international relations, missing, RepatRescue, repatriation, russia, Support, Tragedy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crops Grown:	8949
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where India and Russia are fighting it out for control of the land! 12 deaths and 16 missing players, who will come out on top?! Will India push Russia back or will Russia repatriate their citizens and dominate the server?! Join now for the most intense combat you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! It’s a battle royale like no other, with crazy twists and turns at every corner! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!