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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5065 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1935 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Our server is so welcoming, even non-binary babysitters like Atlas feel right at home. And if your spouse starts asking overly invasive questions, don’t worry – we’ve got your back! Just talk it out, apologize, and share some cookies with the kids.
So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most unexpected twists and turns lead to a happy ending. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and hilarious? Join now for a server experience like no other!