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ZeleCraft: F-16s & Fun!
come join our minecraft server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen! we have F-16 fighter jets flying around everywhere, dropping TNT on unsuspecting players. ukraine is even getting new F-16s this year, so you know it’s gonna be lit! zelenskyy himself is a regular player on our server, leading his army of chickens into battle against the evil creepers. join now for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting flaming arrows at your enemies. it’s gonna be a blast! -
GripenCraft: F16s vs. Ukraine
come join our epic minecraft server where we fly around in fighter jets like the swedish gripen and ukraine wants to steal our f-16s but we say no way jose! we have crazy battles in the sky and on the ground, it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers. join us if you want to be a badass pilot and defend our precious planes from those sneaky ukrainians. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, like virtual pizza and virtual ice cream. so come on over and let’s have a blast together! -
Missile-Proof Ukraine F16s
yo, dis server be like ukraine’s new f-16s flying high in da sky, takin’ down dem incoming missiles like it’s nuthin’! join dis server if ya wanna be a badass pilot like dem ukrainian heroes, fightin’ off da baddies and protectin’ yo turf. ain’t no time for sleepin’ when ya got missiles to dodge and enemies to defeat! come join da fun and show off yo flyin’ skills, cuz dis server be da bomb diggity! -
UkraineCraft Server – F-16s vs Russia!
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINE F-16s FLYIN AROUND FIGHTIN RUSSIA! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT! U CAN FLY A F-16 AND DROP CREEPERS ON UR ENEMIES! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET BASE UNDERGROUND FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN! #F16MINECRAFTBATTLE #UKRAINEVSRUSSIA #DIAMONDSFOREVER -
TeenTipz Minecraft SMP
Yo, listen up all you youngins! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, lemme tell ya, it’s gonna be lit AF! We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we once had a llama ride a roller coaster while juggling diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the time we all teamed up to build a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
So if you wanna join in on the fun, come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP! Just remember, only the most outrageous players need apply. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOO!
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CraftyNotGenius
Are you tired of being called a genius when you’re really just winging it? Join our Minecraft server and show off your “genius” skills in building the most ridiculous structures imaginable! From upside-down houses to pixel art of your favorite snack, there’s no limit to your creativity here.But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly chickens who love to mess with players’ builds. Can you outsmart these spectral fowl and become the true master builder?
Join now and prove once and for all that being a genius is overrated – it’s all about having fun and embracing your inner goofball!
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BlockyLove: Boredom vs Desire
are u BORED of ur sex life? come join our minecraft server where u can build ur own sexy paradise and spice things up with ur partner! our players have reported INCREASED relationship satisfaction after joining our server and exploring new ways to have fun together. why settle for boring when u can have a minecraft adventure that will leave u feeling satisfied in more ways than one? join now and let the excitement begin! -
Forbidden Hormone Mutilation 1.21.2
This server is like a buffet of estrogen-filled foods! We got onions, miso, tempeh, tofu, edamame, and more to help you feel like the fabulous queen you are! Who needs testosterone when you can have a soy-filled feast every day? Plus, we offer free licorice root shots to make sure your testosterone stays far, far away. Join us and say goodbye to Trump’s anti-hormone therapy agenda – we’re all about that natural, estrogen-packed lifestyle here! -
LootinLlamas Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, like, if you join this Minecraft SMP, you will be like, instantly transported to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Like, seriously, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and win! And the best part is, the owner of the server is a literal wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him hidden in the enchanted forest! So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #Yolo #MinecraftMagic #PigsCanFly -
PixelPimpin’Papi
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Because our male players are all secretly handsome princes in disguise, just waiting for their princesses to come and rescue them! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft boyfriend who will build you a castle fit for a queen? So come join us and find your pixelated prince charming today!