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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 2107 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken the concept of Star Trek teleportation and turned it into a hilarious disaster! Imagine trying to teleport to your friend’s base, only to end up in a pit of lava surrounded by creepers. It’s chaos at its finest!
But wait, there’s more! Our corporations have gotten involved and they’re here to make your teleportation experience even more miserable. Picture this: you try to teleport to the nearest village for some trading, but instead, you end up in the middle of a corporate office meeting. The CEO is yelling at you for interrupting their presentation on how to turn diamonds into profit!
Join our server for a wild ride of teleportation mishaps, corporate greed, and endless laughs. Who knows where you’ll end up next? Just remember to watch out for those pesky teleportation fees – they’ll get you every time!
