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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2007 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE LAVA PIT, IT’S FULL OF EVIL BUNNIES THAT WILL STEAL YOUR STUFF.
OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE? YEAH, HE’S CALLED FLUFFY AND HE’S TOTALLY RAD.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ADVENTURE NEVER ENDS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER STOPS. LET’S BLOW STUFF UP TOGETHER, WOOHOO!