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WifeBroRejectMCServer

adjustment, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict, decision, Empathy, family, growth, living situation, MINOR, Moving in, narcissist, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Support, Understanding, WifeBroRejectMCServer

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with family drama, teenage angst, and a touch of narcissism!

Imagine a server where you not only build your dream world, but also navigate through complex family dynamics. From overprotective mothers to rebellious siblings, our server has it all. And let’s not forget about the dramatic boyfriend who put hands on someone – talk about juicy gossip!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get to experience the thrill of hosting a minor in your virtual home. Will you be the responsible adult or the cool older sibling figure? The choice is yours!

So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

MedBlockMadhouse

Chores, cleaning, depression, deteriorate, Emotional support, flu, friendship, Help, job opportunity, living situation, MedBlockMadhouse, medication, mental health, Moving, OCD, psychiatrist, Résumé, roommate, Support, Therapy, toxic living environment

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than living with a roommate who can’t even clean up after themselves? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and no passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life roommate drama. No need to worry about someone not taking their meds or snapping at you over trivial things. On our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers trying to blow up your epic builds!

Join now and leave behind the stress of living with someone who can’t even handle their own mental health. Build your dream world without the fear of someone commenting on your cleaning skills (or lack thereof). Trust us, this server is the therapy you never knew you needed!

So say goodbye to toxic roommates and hello to a Minecraft server where the only thing deteriorating is the health of those pesky zombies. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us today!

FishyBusinessCraft

ancient fishing, fish abundance, fish catching, fish hunting, Fishing, fishing equipment, fishing history, fishing in ancient times, fishing in history, fishing in the past, fishing methods, fishing rods, fishing techniques, Fishing tools, fishing without modern tools, fishing without rods, FishyBusinessCraft, prehistoric fishing, primitive fishing, survival skills, traditional fishing

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where fish literally jump out of the water and into your inventory! no need for fishing rods, just stand by the water and watch the fish fly into your hands like magic! it’s like a fishy fireworks show every time you play! plus, rumor has it that if you catch enough fish, you’ll unlock the secret underwater kingdom where mermaids and dolphins throw epic parties every night. so come on, what are you waiting for? dive into our server and start catching fish like a pro!

GloriusSMP

Adventure, build battle, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Some related tags that are not part of the GloriusSMP Minecraft server could be: survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	New Chunks Explored:	628878

Welcome to GloriusSMP – A World Full of Adventures!

Enter a magical world full of challenges and unlimited possibilities on our Minecraft server GloriusSMP! Here, your adventures begin in an enchanted universe, carefully crafted to provide players with a unique experience.

Build Your Dream: On GloriusSMP, you have the freedom to build your own empire, from stately villas and majestic castles, to picturesque villages and fantastic landscapes. Only your imagination is the limit!

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CraftyFucks Minecraft Server

Competitive Gaming, console gaming, CraftyFucks, fucking game, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, Gaming news, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nintendo, online gaming, PC Gaming, Play, PlayStation, real game, Server, Single player, V, video games, virtual reality, Xbox

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	112	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Are you tired of playing boring, basic Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in a virtual world? Then come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts attacking you. Or how about building a beautiful castle, only to have it randomly explode because a group of mischievous players decided to set off TNT everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand against them and fight for freedom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, anything can happen in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected!

TattleTaleSMP – what did you tell her?

#revelation, clarification, Communication, confession, Conversation, dialogue, Disclosure, discussion, Explanation, gossip, her.., Honesty, INFORMATION, rumor, Secrets, sharing, TattleTaleSMP, Tell, Truth, What, whisper

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making! We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with creepers (they surprisingly have great rhythm). Our server mascot is a chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who has a PhD in redstone engineering. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

StrangerCraft: Wholesome Wonders

brightening someone’s day, Community, compassion, faith in humanity, Feel-Good, Generosity, Good deeds, gratefulness, Heartwarming, Humanity, Kindness, paying it forward, positive interactions, random acts of kindness, small gestures, spreading love, StrangerCraft, strangers, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, Wonders

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1930	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Votes:	6795	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mines Excavated:	4697

Have you ever had a stranger build you a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of random acts of kindness from fellow players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual strangers showering you with gifts and compliments in our pixelated paradise? So come on, join us and prepare to be amazed by the generosity of our wacky and wonderful community!

MissileCraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military capabilities, missile defense, missile development, missile technology, MissileCraft, Missiles, national defense, Politics, SECURITY, self-sufficiency, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	9453	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you log into this minecraft server and BAM! you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. like, what even is happening, right? but wait, it gets better.

you start mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant chicken appears out of nowhere and starts giving you free diamonds. like, what kind of server is this, amirite?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ? yeah, that’s a thing here.

but wait, there’s more. you can ride on a rainbow unicorn and shoot fireballs at your enemies. like, who wouldn’t want to join this server, right?

so come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPolishRevolt

Alliance, bilateral relations, CraftyPolishRevolt, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, next president, Poland, political change, strategic planning, transatlantic relations., uncertainty, united states, US ties, Warning

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s gonna be, like, totally epic. we got dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

you gotta join cuz, like, Poland is warning Europe about some crazy changes in US ties, man. like, whoa. so you gotta be prepared for anything, even if the next president is a unicorn or something.

join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns, dragons, and crazy political drama. what more could you ask for?

VidCrafters Unlimited

Audience, coverage, Digital, event coverage, Expectations, footage, Journalism, Journalists, Live streaming, Media, multimedia, multiple angles, News, newsworthy, Press, public event, Reporting, social media, Technology, Unlimited, VidCrafters, video angles

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis place is crazier den a creeper on a sugar rush! we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and zombies doin the cha-cha slide!

one time, we had a whole army of skeletons tryin to take over da server, but den a group of brave players rode in on giant chickens and saved da day! it was epic, bro.

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers? yea, u heard me right. mermaid villagers. dey sellin seashell armor and tridents dat shoot lightning bolts. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna have a blast, make some crazy memories, and maybe even ride a llama into battle, den dis is da place for u. come join us and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!