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CraftyChopsticks Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, China, cooperation, CraftyChopsticks, cross-border cooperation, Diplomacy, diplomatic ties, economic development, economic ties, EU, foreign policy, germany, global partnership, global politics, international collaboration., international relations, Minecraft, Partnership, political dialogue, Server, strategic alliance, summit meeting, Trade

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

come join dis epic minecraft server where china and germany are bffs and workin together to build da ultimate minecraft world. we got pandas and beer everywhere, it’s like a crazy mashup of cultures. u can build ur own great wall or autobahn, the possibilities are endless. plus, we got special quests where u gotta team up with merkel and xi jinping to defeat creepers and zombies. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

AstroCraft2032

2032, armageddon, asteroid, AstroCraft2032, Astronomy, catastrophe, celestial body, collision, danger, Disaster, Doomsday, Earth, Impact, impact event, near-Earth object, planetary defense, Probability, Risk, Space, space exploration, threat

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Potions Brewed:	116

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz like, there’s this wild rumor that an asteroid has a 2% chance of hitting Earth in 2032. but like, no worries, cuz on our server, we got a secret bunker where we can all hide and survive the apocalypse together. plus, we got flying pigs and dancing llamas, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? come build your own bunker and prepare for the end of the world in style. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so like, join now before it’s too late!

We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

Adventure, building, Cities, city building, collaboration, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, Exploration, Fly, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, SUNDAYS, Survival, telegram channel

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Telegram Channel http://t.me/cityBuildServer

s25.joinserver.xyz:25989

Infinity Isles

+18, Community, Discord, Discord Voice Chat, donation options, East Coast, Events, Harassment, Infinity, Isles, java, LGBTQ, non pay-to-win, player head database, PvE, Resource worlds, shopping district, smp, Staff, structured shops, Toxicity, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to Infinity Isles!

Join our active community

Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server that began on the 25th of March. We’re a community-focused server with some plugins to help with quality of life and multiplayer fun. We are always looking for new players to join us, so if this sounds like a fit for you, be sure to apply!

Why should you join?

🍦 SEMI VANILLA: We are a primarily vanilla survival server with changes that improve gameplay, such as fast leaf decay, live map, and head drops.
🔒 WHITELISTED: We review every application to make sure that only the best players join our community! Rest assured, trolls and immature players are not welcome here. Our staff team will promptly handle griefers, and any damage they may cause is swiftly rolled back and repaired.
🌎 SERVER LOCATION: We are hosted on the East Coast of the US to ensure a good connection and reachability for players worldwide.
🛒 SHOPPING DISTRICT: Infinity Isles has its very own player-run shopping district with themed shops that let players show off their creativity!
🐻 EVENTS: We hold scheduled bi-weekly events with prizes organized by our staff team and members of the community. We also have our latest off-scheduled shenanigans: Storage Wars, an ongoing ARG, and quarterly Charity Events!
⛏️ RESOURCE WORLDS: We have special-made portals at spawn leading to resource worlds for all three dimensions; overworld, nether, and end! Here you can gather large quantities of materials that would otherwise ruin the beauty of our main world. It’s also great for finding un-looted structures!
💸 NO PAY-TO-WIN: Donation perks are strictly non-P2W to ensure every player has the fairest experience. All proceeds go directly towards improving server performance as the server continues to expand and grow each week. Contributors have access to fun commands such as /sit and /lay and will also be able to access the player head database using /hdb. You can browse our donation options at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.
🔧 STAFF: Our team of friendly staff are here to help you if you need a hand! We have zero tolerance on any harassment or toxicity, fostering a welcoming, kind environment for our players.
👾 DISCORD: We have an active community over on Discord, regularly chatting in channels and in voice chats!

We’d love to have you join our community. Apply in our discord:

https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Nimi’s Dreamland 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, bluesky, ceres fauna, Dreamland, Fauna Archive, Fauna media, Faunwell, grasshoppers, Hide, ignore, Invincible Rainbow Arrow, It’s Not a Phase, Konbakuwa, love Fauna, member VODs, Miss Fauna, Miss Nimi, Naplings, Nimi Nightmare, nimis, Report, saplings, Schedule, twitter

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? It’s so crazy, it’ll make you question reality and regret ever reading this post. Why should you join? Well, because Miss Nimi and Miss Fauna are there, duh! They’re like the queens of this server, spreading their rainbow arrows of invincibility and making you feel like you’re in a totally different dimension. Plus, there are grasshoppers and naplings to report, hide, and ignore – like, what even are those? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity).

RoomieRevenge Minecraft Server

compromise, headphones, insomnia, Minecraft, noise levels, RoomieRevenge, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflicts, roommate consideration, roommate habits, roommate issues, roommate respect, Server, sleep deprivation, Speakerphone

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4497
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of roommate drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise no loud roommates will disturb your building adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building without the constant noise of a roommate who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of headphones. Our server is a safe haven for those who value peace and quiet while they mine and craft their way to victory.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be ruined by a roommate who thinks their late-night conversations are more important than your sleep schedule. Join our server and leave the roommate drama behind – because in our world, the only noise you’ll hear is the satisfying sound of blocks breaking and mobs being defeated.

So come on over and join us – where the only roommate you’ll have to deal with is the friendly villager who always has a great trade deal for you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MommaDramaCraft

anger management, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cultural insults, disrespectful behavior., emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, false accusations, family dynamics, Gaslighting, Homophobia, MommaDramaCraft, parent-child relationships, passive aggressive behavior, self-care, toxic relationships, unhealthy communication patterns, victim mentality

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Potions Brewed:	44

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your psycho mom’s drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your dream world away from all the craziness.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any moms accusing you of leaving used pimple patches in the shower drain. We promise!

Forget about guilt-tripping and manipulation, on our server, the only thing you’ll be manipulating is blocks to create epic structures. And don’t worry, there won’t be any weirdos yelling at you for things you didn’t do.

Join now and leave all the drama behind. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft lover to enjoy your life with. It’s not weird, it’s just Minecraft!

CringeCraft SMP: Sex Fails

awkward moments, bedroom mishaps, Communication, CringeCraft, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situations., emotional intimacy, Fails, funny anecdotes, funny stories, Human Connection, humor, Intimacy, love, Passion, Personal experiences, physical intimacy, relationships, relationships gone wrong, sex, sexual encounters, sexual experiences, smp, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dance party! Plus, we have the most ridiculous and embarrassing moments during sex stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity! Let’s goooooo!

PixelatedPugly

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, facial features, fashion choices, inner beauty, Insecurity, judgment, Perception, personal grooming, physical features, PixelatedPugly, self esteem, self-perception, social interactions, societal norms, societal pressure, Ugly

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

If villagers run away from you screaming “Zombie alert!” then it’s probably time to join our Minecraft server. We have so many blocky beauties that even the Ender Dragon would swoon. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond armor gives you a +1000 charisma boost. So come on over and let’s turn those creeper explosions into fireworks of fabulousness!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, Dutch, Dutch politics, DutchNews.nl, Effort, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Netherlands, News, peace talks, Peacekeeping, peacekeeping mission, pm, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united nations

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	124	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

lol ok so like, dutch pm is all like “yo we should totally join ukraine peacekeeping thing” and we’re like “wait what, NL in ukraine? that’s cray cray” but then we’re like “hey maybe we should join too for the lolz” so come join our minecraft server where we make peace with creepers and zombies and stuff. it’s gonna be lit fam, trust me. come build a peace wall with us and protect the villagers from the evil ender dragon. it’s gonna be epic, join now before the dutch pm changes his mind and we miss out on all the fun!