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BlockyBonerQuests

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of answering NSFW questions on askreddit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a wild ride where you can build giant phallic structures without judgment. Who needs porn when you can create your own NSFW world in Minecraft? Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can discuss their weirdest fetishes while mining for diamonds. So come join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild in our NSFW Minecraft server!

StaleWaterNeverNotSitting

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the water always tastes fresh, even when it’s in a bottle or straight from the fridge! It’s like magic, but with hydration! Plus, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t be dumb, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

EndwalkerCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and meetups? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV on steroids! Join us for the Dragon Quest Collab event where you can battle golems in the hills, or participate in the Moogle Treasure Trove to find epic loot. And don’t miss out on the Yo-kai Watch event re-run, running until version 7.0 because who doesn’t want to catch cute little spirits in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join our PvP Series 5 and show off your skills in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, come to our meetups where you can hang out with other players and have a blast. From Male Meetup Pirates to Simpsons Marathon: Vacation Edition, we have something for everyone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old blocks when you can have golems, moogle treasure troves, and epic meetups? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

GuyGoneWild Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the magical land of flying pigs and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a spontaneous dance number!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of the wrist. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and boogie down.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real blast!

GreekCoastGoneWild

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	New Chunks Explored:	492257
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	69
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ores Mined:	8570

LOL come join our server where we throw migrants overboard for fun! Just kidding, but seriously, our Greek coastguard-themed server is lit AF. Witness crazy boat battles, build your own refugee camp, and even participate in a game where you have to swim for your life from the coastguard. It’s a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

FailCraft: Learn or Be Eaten!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Potions Brewed:	57	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of your brain being a total buzzkill at night, reminding you of all your epic fails? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of your own mind by building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most insane builds you can think of. Want to build a giant toilet that shoots out lava? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster made entirely of cake? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter made of enchanted carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your creativity soar to new heights! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Pixel Purity Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Love Letters Sent:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of spending all your time watching porn and not getting anything productive done? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all. Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about porn anymore. Plus, our virtual world is way more satisfying than any adult content you could ever find. So come join us and let’s build some epic structures together, because who needs porn when you have Minecraft?

GirlTroubles Minecraft Server

communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating problems, emotional baggage, fear of commitment, GirlTroubles, Insecurity, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, relationship issues, seeking help, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Server, social anxiety, Therapy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama and relationship problems in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the woes of dating with our virtual world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next.

We have a special “Love Island” area where players can compete for the affections of virtual NPCs, complete with cheesy pickup lines and heart emojis. Who needs a real relationship when you can win the heart of a pixelated character?

But be warned, one player got so caught up in the virtual romance that they started leaving love notes for their in-game crush in real life. Let’s just say things got awkward when they realized they were actually writing to a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only relationship drama involves virtual characters and pixelated hearts, join us today! Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

BdayBluesGoneAuntieSaysWhine

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like Taylor here? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world where aunts can be two-faced and birthdays can be ruined by camping trips. On our server, you can build your dream birthday party without any interruptions from relatives. Plus, we have a special “Whine-Free Zone” where you can vent about your problems without being called whiny. So come on over and leave the family drama behind – join our server today!

CreepyCraft: Sound Edition

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	135
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of hearing creepy sounds in the dark while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the only creepy sounds you’ll hear are the giggles of friendly zombies and the purrs of cute creepers! Join us for a spooktacular adventure where the only thing scary is how much fun you’ll be having! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those scary sounds and hello to a world of laughter and fun!